Haha, you probably thought I would never update this ever again…well you were almost right. I was randomly reading stuff on my computer because I have no life and was avoiding writing new things and I realized I have an entire chapter written and just sitting on my computer. How dare I not share it?

Warnings for this chapter: flashbacks, a Harry Potter reference, rocks, and many skipped explanations and scenes.

The Not-Cloak Cloak

Back to the fight with 69#1

Kaboom!

"Oh look Hiyori is turning into a hollow." I remark to Linda while we are once again sitting on a rock.

"Oh, ok."

"Oh look he's dead."

"Thank you captain obvious."

"Your welcome." I say giving Linda my version of the captain obvious salute. (upside down salute.)

"They are continuing with their deep and meaningful conversation."

"Oh no, Tosen is killing people now."

"Gasp. Poor people."

"Why did you betray your own captain?"

"He didn't betray anyone." someone said as some creepy music, and an oddly upbeat tune behind it, started to play.

"From what I see, he did betray people, what do you think Linda?"

"Traitor!"

"He's very faithful." Aizen continued.

"Faithfully a traitor." Linda comments.

"He just faithfully followed...my orders." Aizen continues still.

"Why must he make it so dramatic?" Linda asks.

"Why is he following your orders? Why not mine?" I wander.

"Don't ask such an obvious question it's because he's stupid." Linda remarks.

"You're only saying that because you know that they are ignoring our presence completely."

"We are, a very sneaky."

"I am the shadows."I announce.

"Unlike those Ninjas." Linda comments.

"No I am the shadows." Gin replied joining us on the rock.

"Aw. What a cute little Gin." Linda and I comment as we notice him on the rock near us.

"Very cute, but still a little creepy." I comment.

"You're only saying that because he is looking at you with his eyes closed." Linda points out.

"And? Do I need another reason."

"Maybe if you give him a lollipop he will leave you alone."

"Do you have a lollipop?" I ask Linda.

"No, not one I am willing to share."

"Then I can't try now can I?"

"You can pick up a rock and give it to him."

"Ya know I can hear you." Gin commented.

"No you can't, you lie. Liar. You know Santa doesn't come to little kids who lie." Linda informed him.

"There is no Santa." Gin said still with his creepy simile.

"I can't believe you. Now you are definitely on the naughty list."

"Just don't tell Aizen that I am here." I whisper to Gin conspiratorially.

"I already know." Aizen commented.

"Gin I told you not to tell. Now I am going to have to take away your sitting on our rock privileges."

"You are no longer cute." Linda says to Gin as he vacates the rock.

"You suspected, I should have expected as much."

"Of course I did."

"Yeah, of course he did." I comment to see if they could still hear my comments.

"Since when?" Aizen asks.

"Since you were in your mother's womb."

"Oh good comeback." I comment.

"I see." Aizen responds.

"I see." I repeat.

"See what?" Linda asks.

"What he sees."

"Which is?"

"How should I know?"

"Because you said you saw."

"I saw what I saw and he saw what he saw."

"What did you see?"

"A good comeback."

"Didn't you just hear that not see it?"

"I would have seen it if it was written."

"I see."


Skipping some boring conversation...basic gist is that Shinji picked Aizen to be in his division to watch him and his suspicion allowed Aizen to go undiscovered.

"You didn't realize, did you? That this whole month I wasn't the one walking behind you."

"How do you not notice that?" Linda asks.

"It was Voldemort! I see him, Voldemort." I say talking about the person who supposedly followed Shinji.

Then Aizen says that he used Absolute Hypnosis then complains about being lonely. He just wants attention. Attention-whore, Itachi you have some competition. Then he talks about choosing. He exercises his God complex a bit and says that he chose to be Shinji's lieutenant. My god he hasn't changed. Then Shinji started to turn into a hollow.

"Hollow transformation. What's that?"

"Well you see it's when you turn into a hollow." Shinji asked.

"You know the thing that you are going through right now."

"You have no need to know." Aizen responded.

"Too bad we told him."

"It wasn't that hard to figure out, it's kind of in the name people."

"Must you but into everything I say?" Aizen asks.

"Must you stare creepily at me?" I reply.

"Yes." Aizen responds.

"Then that's your answer."

"The betrayal you see is trivial what is truly fearsome is the betrayal that you do not see, Captain Hirako." Aizen continues.

"Would it still be considered betrayal? Is this like that if the tree falls in a forest thing?"

"I thought that to betray someone you had to already have their trust."

"If you never see the betrayal then I would think that it is not that bad."

"Does that mean it will never happen, like a bluff?"

"Goodbye you were all wonderful materials." Aizen finished.

"Damn it." All the nearly hollowfied shinigami said right before Urahara made his appearance in his cloak.

"Wait wasn't that supposed to be a cloak it looks more like a hat with a winter coat." I say.

"Maybe that's why his cloak didn't work because it is not actually a cloak."

"He's not cool enough to wear a cloak."

Skip some unimportant dialog, basic meaning is that Aizen has an interesting guest.

"Oops, they found us." Gin said cutely.

"Aw. Little Gin. Why can't he just stay like that?" Linda asks.

"Are you trying to say I am not cute when I grow up?" Gin asks.

"Not at all."

"The only good part is your silver hair."

"That's not nice." Gin responds.

"When were we nice?"

"When you called me cute."

"Live it up now, because in a hundred years you're not cute anymore."

"You are actually really creepy."

"I'll kill them." Tousen says.

"I thought he was against killing?" Linda wonders.

"Apparently not."

"What a liar."

"No, it's fine." Aizen replied.

"What's fine?" I ask.

"It's fine." Linda responds.

"What is?"

"I don't know."

"But..." Tousen began.

"Kaname, I said its fine." Aizen reiterated.

"Yes sir...! Please forgive my audacity." Tousen replied.

"Jeesh, over react much Aizen?" I ask.

"ki-kisuke. Why did you come, you fool?" Shinji asks.

"What's with that ugly mask?" Urahara replies.

"Good question." I say.

"It is an ugly mask. Even the bumblebee one is cooler. Even Ichio's, and Ichigo's is plain ugly." Linda comments.

"Is that all you can say?" Shinji asks.

"Apparently." I comment, "Since he is no longer saying anything."

"Lieutenant Aizen." Urahara began.

"Yes" Aizen replied.

"What are you doing here?" Urahara asks.

"Can't you see?" I ask.

"Even I know it was Aizen in the field with the hollowfication." Linda supplies.

Then Aizen says some long winded lie and Urahara knows he's not telling the truth. How, we don't know. Then Urahara reveals that he knows what hollowfication is.

"I see." Aizen began.

"What do you see?" Linda asks.

"I want to see." I say.

"You're just the sort of man I thought you were." Aizen said.

"What sort of man is that?" I wonder.

"Aw, Urahara you should be proud that he thinks of you as a man." Linda comments.

"I'm glad you came here tonight. Come Gin, Kaname." Aizen said.

"Why are you glad?" Linda said.

"Hey Urahara, he was glad you came." I comment.

"I wonder what relationship they had." Linda continued.

"Man Urahara is cheating on Tessai." I remark.

"shame." Linda says.

Then stuff happens and Aizen stops Tessai's attack and there is a big boom. Then something shatters. Then they transport everyone to division 12. Then Urahara and Tessai get arrested. Other stuff happened too but we don't care. And Cat lady saved them. THE END!

...of flashback mode, YAY!


Back to the main story line

"Why were the two of you just sitting there with blank looks on your faces?"

"I was in in flashback mode, I don't know about Linda she could have been zone-ing." in the background I hear 'flashback mode' "No we just got back."

"Hey where's my Hitsu?"

"I don't know let's find out."

Both of us appear then where Aizen and crew are as they try to kill people.

"Here we are."

"Hitsu!"

"Dang, she found me."

"You will never get away, never never (oddly low never)."

"Hey what are they looking at?" I ask. Then Linda and I turn around and see Aizen and people.

"What did Aizen get a perm?"

"It looks like he was hit by lightning on the way."

"When did he have time to get a perm?"

"How did he get hit by lightning?"

"You guys are having two different conversations." Hitsu noticed.

"Aw, I knew you missed us Hitsu." Linda comments.

"Didn't I tie you to a chair?" Aizen noticed.

"I got out." I responded.

"But I tied you really tightly."

"I have my ways."

"You're not going to tell me the ways are you."

"No because someone does not want me to tell you."

"Why were you tied to a chair?" Rukia's captain asked. (His name you ask...)

"It was horrible, there were these creepy people and they were surrounding me as someone just watched. Not naming names." I say as I look at Linda.

"But why?"

"Ask Aizen, gosh." I rolled my eyes at them.

"I wanted her to be there when I got back." Aizen explained.

"Where would I have gone?"

"Well you're here now?"

"That's besides the point, and plus you're here too."

"I'm supposed to be here it's part of my plan."

"Maybe it's part of my plan to be here."

"What is this plan you talk about?"

"My ingenious plan."

"In other words she does not have a plan, I think." Linda whispered to Hitsu.

"Fine, then come here." Aizen commanded.

"Why would I do that?" I ask.

"Since when do we listen to you?" Linda wonders.

"Since that one page." Aizen made up.

"What one page?" I ask. (Brought to you by rock-paper-scissors)

"The page where you listened to me." Aizen said.

"There is no such page."

"Liar. God's going to strike you down."

"I am God."

"No you're not."

"Old man helmet is more of a god then you."

"Get on with it."

"With what?"

"What you were doing before we got here."

"You distracted Aizen." Linda sing-said.

"Distraction wins hypnosis sucks."

"Oh yeah I was completing my take over the world plan."

"We know your plan."

"But you don't know her plan."

'Because she doesn't have one.' a red box said.

"Hey I thought you were only in the flashback mode."

'I am always here' the red box said.

"Then why are you following us."

'I was bored' the red box answered.

"OMG he took off his helmet!"

"And he created a barrier around Aizen, Gin and Tousen. YAY! Free! No creepy Aizen wanting me as his queen." I cheer.

"What happens when the barrier dies down?"

"I run?"

"Ah, until then, have you noticed that we are floating on the air?"

"Not really, but now that you mention it."

"It kind-a feels like peter pan."

"We can fly, we can fly, we can fly!" We both said. Then we were transported back to U-man and them.


Preview from next chapter:

"You're unafraid because you're friends came for you? Are you serious?" U-man asked.

"When did U-man get a sense of humor?"

"Yes." Orihime answered.

"Can we just skip this and get on with the fighting, since we helped Ichigo get here early?"

"Whatever you say, my lady." U-man responded.

"My lady where did that come from?" I ask.

"My lady, hehehe." Linda was amused.

"Shut up you." U-man said.

"You're lady will be very mad at you." Linda taunted.

"For what?" I ask.

"Work with me here."

"Are you going to fight or what? I want to see the death."

"We shall begin then." U-man replied.