Crap, now I feel pathetic because my last chapter was rushed, and it just wasn't all that funny. --Sadness-- PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!! --Hides under computer desk from angry mob--
Anyway, on to the next announcement.
. . . . . . . . okay, on to the disclaimer.
Hitsugaya: Can't even remember if you have more announcements. . . .
Kana: WHAT THE HELL?? THE TOP PART IS RESERVED FOR ME AND MY BETA'S CONVERSATIONS!!! GET THE HELL BACK DOWN THERE BEFORE I THROW YOU, YOU JACK---!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hitsugaya: --Cowers in fear of Kana's awesomeness--
Disclaimer: Don't. Make. Me. Repeat. If I owned the show, it'd have 100 mary-sues, or it'd never get out on time. Hehe, I'm not a procrastinator, what are you talking about?
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How to destroy the otherwise pure Ishida:
1. Lock him in a room with Mayuri. Recommended very strong fence in-between to avoid death of either. . . . . Wait, what am I saying? Let 'em fight it out. (A/N: As you can see, I'm not particularly fond of either.)
2. Send him his fan-girls.
3. Give him a copy of the magazines you were gonna put on Ichigo's bed for his sister.
4. Record his reaction, and sell to all that know and love him. Since that won't make much of a profit, (A/N: geekno friends. Ooo, I just created a stereotype! Live with it. I'm a geek myself. I'm allowed.) sell to Mayuri documented as "The Daily Nocturnal Habits of the Quincy".
5. Lock him in a room with Inoue for a day. She'll rub off on him, and then his gayness will finally come out. Oh, sorry, meant "happiness".
6. Lock him a room with Ichigo. Enough said.
7. Only allow him to feed on Inoue's cooking for 2 days. Watch him starve himself and writhe in agony.
8. Get him a shinigami uniform, and tell him you thought he'd wanna use it for next halloween.
9. Give him a book on "How To Make Excuses Without Making It Painfully Obvious What Happened." (A/N: Okay, so it's a way to improve himself. Thought he'd need it.
10. Make him watch endless re-runs of the 4-kids version of One Piece. (A/N: Love the series, hate 4-Kids' babying.)
11. Get him on a sugar high. Record and repeat process of selling as Number 4. Change title to "The Daily Happiness of the Quincy".
12. Give him a sugar high Yachiru. Make him spend the day with her.
13. Show him his fan club (A/N: I know he has one somewhere. . . ). Make him spend the day with them and their craziness.
14. Show him his fan club. Then show him Ichigo's. Or Rukia's. Or Byakuya's. Or Hitsugaya's. . . . . .
15. Ask which church he's from.
16. Ask if he believes in the devil.
17. Play a rigged game of Chess with him, so he loses every time. Make bets with him every time. (A/N: Now you can think of anything you want him to do! I can't do everything you know. . . . )
18. Put him on a blind date with Ichigo.
19. Put him on a blind date with Mayuri.
20. Give a love potion to Ichigo so he falls in love with Ishida. Watch the cat-fight that follows with Rukia and Uryuu. (A/N: I vote for Rukia.)
21. Force him to live in a dirty room. (And I don't mean a dirty room. I mean a room where there are some clothes thrown on the floor, everything is a little disorganized, your parents come in and they say your room is a pigsty. That's the dirty.) Make sure he is unable to clean up the room at all times.
22. Give him a "B" in a class of your choice.
23. Make Ichigo beat him grade-wise. Bring popcorn to watch the fight that follows.
24. Record him blushing like mad when a model you hired hits on him. Sell video in the same fashion as Number 4. Keep the video title.
25. Make him sick, and force him to watch as Ichigo claims all the glory.
26. Tell his father he broke the promise never to associate with a Shinigami again, then lock them in a room together.
27. Have Uryuu go 30 days without a needle or thread in sight.
28. Have him wear his costume without his precious cape.
29. Tell Yoruichi that Uryuu wants to confess his undying love to her, but is just too shy.
30. Give Uryuu's love note to Ichigo, not Nemu or Inoue (whichever he prefers).
31. Tell Mayuri that Uryuu and Ishida are dating against his will.
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There were a lot of author's notes during that entire chapter. Wow. And if you STILL haven't guessed, yes, I hate Uryuu, which is why there are so many, because I'd love to torture him.
Clef: I only just met you, and I can already believe it.
Duo: Just wait 'till Miko comes back. That'll be LOTS of fun, heheh. . . . .
Quatre: Duo, it's not good to lie.
Kana: It's not?
Gaara: Ninjas will all die then. Thanks Quatre.
Quatre: Sorry.
Kana: One of my friends can mathematically prove that women are the root to all evil!
Everyone: WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING???????????
Kana: Absolutely nothing.
Duo: Amazing, my buddy Shiro hasn't spoken yet.
Hitsugaya: --eyes glint dangerously-- First, I'm NOT your buddy. --Takes out his soul slayer--
Duo: --whimpers and hides in corner--
Hitsugaya: Second, MY NAME IS HITSUGAYA TOSHIRO! NOT SHIRO!
Duo: --Sits in emo corner, muttering to himself.--
Gaara: Now you know how I felt in chapter 6. Miko really scares me.
Clef: I shall remember to stay out of her way as much as possible.
Kana: Now that you're done being ninnies, the last part?
Umi, Fuu and Hikaru: WE SHALL SAVE CEPHIRO!
Kana: WRONG PART YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!! --seethes and has steam come out ears, then glomps Gaara--
Clef: He-
Quatre:--Puts hand on Clef's shoulder and shakes head.--
Clef: --Turns into sexy tall form from OVA--
Kana: HOLY CRAP YES!!!!!!! --ignores Gaara and glomps Sexy Clef, and rambles about a wedding planner--
Hitsugaya: Since those idiots can't control themselves, Mokona?
Mokona: Pu! Pu pupupu! Pu pupu! (Translation: Review! Review for my life! Review for a grown up Sexy version of Hitsugaya!)
Hitsugaya: I AM GROWN UP YOU RABBIT-THING!!!!!!!!!
