"'Dear dream journal,
*Sigh* Okay, so I had that same dream last week, only with Jennifer Lopez. It was weird. We both were at this prom thing and then all the tables and chairs turned into monsters that we had to kill off. And 'Final Countdown' was playing. O.O
Odd.'"
Spinner laughed and handed the book to Zoom as he licked his spoon of vanilla frosting.
"Try to flip to a random page and read." Stanford suggested.
Zoom did as he said and started reading.
"'Dream Journal…
I was in some random Football field while that 'Woah oh oh oh' song by Zombie Nation was playing. THOUSANDS of people all in the stands and just watching me. For some reason, I agreed to put on my helmet and they gave me the football randomly.
All the other players were dancing uncontrollably. Don't know why. So I ran and actually made a touch-down. The crowd was screamin' at me and hollerin' to me and such.
Then all of a sudden this HUGE laser hit me in the leg and made me pas out. And that's when I woke up…
What?'"
They all laughed as he passed it on to Tezz.
He flipped and stopped on page 47."Oh! This is a good one!"
He cleared his throat.
"'Dear journal…
This is just an odd week for me. First off, (In my dream) I was at some club with one of my old friends from high school. He pushed me into the bathroom and then two other guys jumped out and started to try and RAPE ME…
I do not want my booty-hole to be invaded, THANK U VURRY MUCH!
Now, after I killed them off with some gun I found in my pocket, I ran outside and saw the Anti-BF5 walking down the street. I didn't want any part in them, so I ran the other way like a little b*tch…
When I got back to the Hub, Stanford and Tezz were covered in blood, dripping in it, etc. I asked them what had happened. They turned and smirked at me evilly. "RUN B*TCH, RUN!" Stanford yelled as Tezz chased me upstairs.
ALL THE REST OF BF5 WERE DEAD. Yup… dead. They were piled in the corner, guts and all. NASTY. Just NASTY… okay?
So Tezz threw me on the floor and beat me with a stick. I was ready to die, then he got down to his knees and bit into my stomach! He tossed me around like a ragdoll while my guts and sh*t were all out. The last thing I heard was Spinner yelling for me.'."
"Awkward…" Zoom said to break the silence.
"My turn!" Sherman smiled and started reading.
"'Dear dream journal,
I was doing it again with Agura. It felt unusual, but we did it anyways… -_-;
So after… THAT… (Ugh. *Shivers*) she kissed me and said that she really loved me.
Then after that it was all just a big mess of random crap.'"
The boys snickered as Vert entered the room. "Morning guys! What's that?"
"NOTHING!" Sherman hid the journal and smiled.
Vert eyed him. "IS THAT MY JOURNAL?"
"RUN!" Spinner slid out the door and upstairs.
The blond hissed and took his journal. "What do you know…?"
"The part about football, the club and murder, and… you and Agura."
Vert blushed and growled. "Don't tell her… if you do… I'll murder you in your sleep."
"'Oh, RELAX. We all have sex dreams!" Zoom smirked and walked out of the kitchen, leaving his spoon.
"But still…" Vert's blush lightened.
Sherman giggled slightly and shook his head. "We won't tell… well Spinner might…"
His eyes went wide. "NO!"
"I'm just kidding! Geez! Insecure much!"
Vert sighed of relief and looked at Tezz. "GET OUT OF HERE!"
He shrugged and took the rest of the frosting to his room.
