Chapter 11

Interviewing the Pirate Team.

"Hello everyone and beside me now I have Gutt's Ex Pirate mates!" I say over the shouts and cheers. Raz, Flynn and the team waved at the crowd. I was worried some about the audience was going to get them a negative approach, but everyone knows they had changed and are approaching them positively.

"Ahoy mates!" I say, saluting to them, giving them a gigantic grin. "Welcome aboard!"

"Ahoy Cookie!" Said Flynn. "Thank you for the invitation!"

"No problem! Now I have questions from my viewers, and of course your fans asking questions for most of you, but sometimes for one individual. Feel free to say 'pass' if the question is too personal. Are you all ready?"

"AR!" They all declared.

"I'm gonna take that as a yes!" I giggle. "So, TimberPaw asks all members: 1. All in favor ever having a crush on Shira please held up one paw/wing/hoof/flipper and say 'Ay'."

None of them offered a paw, hoof, flipper, or wing. I eyed Flynn and Squint for a long time, until Raz whacked Squint across the back of the head. He rubbed the back of his head... and raised his paw.

"Ay..." he mumbled.

"Aw! Cuteness overload!" I exclaim, causing poor Squint to blush deeply. Then I felt really bad and quickly moved on with the subject rather quickly.

"Question 2. Ever thought about mutiny on Gutts ship?" I said in a hast.

"YES!" They all exclaimed. I leaned away, hands in the air.

"Woah! Okay! He has questions for you Squint; 1. Do you know the easter bunny?"

Squint looked at me as if I was completely nuts.

"I'll take that as a no..." I say uncertainly. "Anyway question 2 is where did you get your awesome knife skills?"

Squint suddenly smiled at me with pride rising inside him.

"Well once you become a pirate," he said. Then out of nowhere, he pulls out a sword and swishes it about. I jump up as Raz takes it off him.

"Answer properly Squint," said Raz.

"Okay okay, one you become a pirate, you gotta learn new things." He answered with a sigh following it. I nod, before looking over at Raz and telling her that there is a question for her too.

"Timber paw wants to know as a female, was Shira your "sis"?"

Raz nodded.

"Certainly. She was the only other female inhabiting on the ship. We girls gotta stick together, yeah?"

"Yeah!" I declare. "Go girl power!"

I fist pump Raz as the boy pirates watched with a smile.

"Shiego627 asks you all a question individually," I instruct as I look at the paper. "1. Raz what do you think of Diego being Shira's mate?"

Raz just smiled simply.

"I'm glad he is, he seems like a nice fellow, not to mention being a fantastic father to Jade and the triplets."

"I agree, and question "2. Flynn how much do you weigh?"

Flynn just started laughing hysterically, which crept me out slightly.

"I actually do not know!" He said. "But as far as I'm concerned, I'm no egg on fins."

Forgetting that I was crept out a couple of seconds ago, I started laughing that his remark.

"Question 3. Squint were you jealous of Shira when she was first mate?"

"Obviously!" He said, as if it was something we all should of known.

"No need to add more on that account! Now question 4 is also to you, Squint is there any chance that you might had a crush on Raz as well as Shira?"

Raz and Squint froze, glanced at one another for not even a second before gagging and turning away from each other. I bite my lips together, to prevent myself from laughing. The audience did the complete opposite.

"Question 5 is for Dobson. Can you talk? Cause I really dont know."

"He can... but he just isn't the chatterbox kind of person." Said Silas.

I understood and nodded.

"I see. Now question 6 is for Silas and Gupta who do you guys think is hotter Raz or Shira?"

"Now we can't choose one over the other!" Said Silas, with a hint of uncertainty in his voice.

"Yes, both are beautiful."

"Oh sure!" Said Raz huffily. "Their just saying that because they know what Shira and I are capable of doing. And the is serious damage; VERY serious damage."

I gave Silas and Gupta an extreme warning look. They saw it and nodded slowly, causing a few giggles to escape from the audience.

"Question 7 is to all of you when you guys were still in the bad side who was your rival in the herd?"

"No one." They all said.

"Apart from Shira after the first battle... of course..." I added awkwardly.

"But not anymore... of course." Silas said, mimicking me as he finished his sentence. I decided not to take it offensive and continued.

"DonTheHero has a question for Raz, Squint, and Gupta... so question 1. To Raz, how do you keep so many weapons in your pouch!? It should be physically impossible!"

Raz tapped the side of her nose.

"I work in mysterious ways my dear," she said. "If I tell you, I'll be exposed."

"Okay don't tell us; Question 2. Squint, what was it like to be stepped on by a mammoth and still live to tell the tale?"

"Very traumatic... but yet... amazing! I had this back problem before, so it all worked out grand and dandy!"

"And do you and Ellie get along now?"

"Kind of..."

"Good good! Now question 3. Gupta, how did you get your skull and cross bone markings?"

"I have no clue! I guess I was just born with the markings..." He said.

"Reasonable question. And he would also like to say something to you himself, and now, please welcome my newest security guard; DonTheHero everyone!"

The whole room erupted with applause as he strolled in, wearing the dark security suit, black trainers, and a shiny security badge on the left side of his chest. He waved at everyone, before using the usual look at the X pirate crew, who just smiled at him.

"Ok now the warning," He said.

All their smiles suddenly disappeared.

"Be lucky I'm going light on you guys! If you try any thing funny I'll rip out your intestines and wear them for garters, then I'll keel haul the lot of ya! You follow?"

"We follow!" They declared. I just looked around awkwardly to prevent myself from laughing. They audience wanted to laugh, but they were worried what Don's reaction would be.

"Are you done?" I ask, glancing over at my guests worriedly.

DonTheHero nodded.

"Yes, I'll be over here if you need me." and with that he strolled over to the exit door, and leaned against the wall with her shoulder. "Continue,"

I smile over at Raz and the others.

"I'm sure he'll not do that to you ever. " I say with a dash of uncertainty. Squint looked at me if he was ready to just attack me, but remembering what Don said, he remained in his place, knowing it was the safest idea to do.

"So moving on! TeamPeaches asks 1 question to Raz- it was meant to be 3 but you already answered the first two earlier- 3 to Squint, 2 to Silas, and 3 to Flynn: so Raz, your only question from TeamPeaches; Have you ever had a life? 'Cause you don't have one..."

"Well I gotta agree with the little ankle biter there cookie," she answered. "I never had a good life until now... I'm the god mother of Jade, and I love looking after the little ones."

"Okay and Squint- 1. Are you still hyper?"

"Isn't it obvious?" Said Silas with a chuckle. I nod in agreement 'cos he did have a point.

"Question 2. Did you ever wanted to be a first mate?"

"I ALWAYS DREAMED OF BEING FIRST MATE!" He declared. I jumped back in surprise. Squint saw this quickly repeated the answer again, but in a less insane manner.

I stare at him after he was finished, before inhaling and asking question 3;

"Did you ever wanted to kill Shira?" I ask.

"I'd have to say yes," he answered. "Only because she was first mate. But now... nope!"

"Good!" I say. "Now Silas."

I smile at him politely. "Question 1. Are you a freak?"

"Yes and i am proud of it!" He declared.

I smiled at him before saying question 2. "Don't you have anything better to do than speak french?"

He simply smirked and answered; "Mais bien sûr que non! Je n'hésiterais pas à le faire! C'est ma première langue! Je dois le garder!"

I frowned at him as the audience laugh, even DonTheHero gave a little smirk.

"You know the person who asked you this question is gonna be real annoyed right?"

"Précisément ma chérie," he answered with a sinister grin. I giggle shyly. Despite the fact I barely knew much french, I definitely knew what that meant.

"Now to Flynn-"

"Yay!" Cheered Flynn, hopping up and down with excitement. I tried not to laugh, but I found this so sweet.

"So Flynn, 1. Why are you always so happy?"

"'Cos that's the way I am!" He laughed.

"But being on a rough pirate crew... how can you continue being so happy and lively?"

This time, Flynn just shrugged.

"I dunno." He said.

"Okay question 2. Is Shira your best friend?"

"Absolutely! Besties for life!" He declared. I couldn't help but laugh.

"Do you want to be my bestie too?" He asked me. "You can have more then one!"

"Sure why not?" I say casually. But inside, I was literally screaming. I always wanted to be Flynn best friend, and now I have the opportunity!

"And question 3. When Shira joined to the crew, what were you taught?"

"How to stay alert and act tough," He said. "But of course, I can't do either!"

"Hash tag, too true." I say. "So iceage ninja asks Flynn: What do you think of Diego and Shira's cubs?"

Flynn started jumping up and down as soon as I said 'Diego and Shira's'.

"I love them! Shamrock is such a sweet little fella! Takes after his big sister Jade no doubt!"

"What about Codi and Teal?"

"I love them too. Watch over them like a proud uncle I do! They are too boisterous though."

"Let's hope Shira and Diego didn't hear that." I hissed at him. "And Squint: You're so small and fluffy!"

"HEY! Why do people say that to me?! I'm a blood thirsty pirate!" He yelled, his nose twitching. Don was gonna step forward, but I extended my hand, signalling him to stop.

"I can handle it." I mouthed at him. He simply nodded and watched.

"Your nose wiggles in the cutest way when you're mad!" I squeal.

There was silence flooding through the entire room. Soon, it flooded with laughter. Squint's eyes narrowed.

"Avenge has officially been noted on my to-do list," he muttered.

"And Silas," I continue. "When you have the time could you go torment a mean kid in my class? Pwease?"

"Bien sûr! Why not?" He said with a chuckle. "Just give me the name of this kid and I'll do it for you!"

"You are doing someone a big favor Silas! So the next question is for all of you, it's from SirCreepington9th: How did each if you get out in the middle of the darn ocean for Captian Gutt to get you?"

"Well, we all meet at different times. Some of us were in pairs of two or more. Maybe some on our own also." Said Raz. "I was with Silas and Flynn."

"And I was with Dobson." Said Squint. The boar oinked in agreement.

"I was sadly on my own." Said Gupta, who received a load of 'aw...''s from the audience.

"Okay and finally Frostpinkloverfr asked; Raz: can you teach me how to sword fight?"

"Sure. when you have the time and IF you're parents allow you."

I smile. "Righto, Flynn: how could a loveable creature like you be a blood thirsty pirate?"

"No clue." He laughed.

"And finally Squint: you are the cute fluffy bunny whose nose twitches so cutely when you're mad and you whittle bunny tail twitches when you see carrots. right? Just making sure..."

Squint frowned.

"You sure this person isn't referring to this 'easter bunny' dude?" He asked.

"Okay it's best to take that as a no. Well thanks for coming out everyone, we'll see you at the end of the show!"

"Until then, farewell captain cookie!" Said Silas. He saluted, causing the others to copy too. I salute back as the walked off stage in single file.

"Okay everyone send in more questions! Sid's family is coming up!"


There you have it guys!

Side's family is next! Can't wait to see what questions come up for them!

Ciao!