Minion: A Few Hundred Drastic Changes Under King Kirby
Chapter Eleven: Stereotypical
Bandana Dee proves that waddle dees are not just for decoration.
Being a Waddle Dee had many of its perks, and many of its setbacks, and even though Bandana Dee tried his best to ignore the setback bits, it got annoying.
A Fire Lion nearly ate him once and claimed that Bandana Dee was only worth for being lunch. That wasn't too long ago, and Haddle was around, and... well.
(The Law of Haddle: Bad things happen.)
It upset him, actually! Waddle dees were completely capable of defending themselves! ...Just not others.
It was during his break time, and Mitchizuka was still on duty, and on days when Bandana Dee couldn't sit around and drink coffee (or sometimes tea) and throw drinks into the rubbish bin and gloat at Mitchizuka, he wandered around the Minion Hallways and checked out the stores. He usually settled for the cafe at the last bits of his break. Coffee was a wonderful creation.
He was sitting at a table and drinking coffee when he snapped.
Or rather, a stupid fire lion decided he wanted to be beaten up by a thing which did not usually beat people up but was sick of being treated like crap and would beat someone up.
It shoved him (deliberately—through years of experience, Bandana Dee knew nothing pushed him so forcefully and was accidental) and Bandana Dee didn't even need to hear what it had to say before he threw his coffee in its face.
"Hey! What do you think y—"
"What do you think you're doing, you stupid crapass?" Bandana Dee demanded, leaping out of his chair. (For those who are wondering, the cup was made of paper, so it won't cost anything if it's broken. Because they can't use it again anyway.) "You think that I'm going to stand for all this bullshit? Unlikely, Sir, so do make your way out of the door, because as far as I'm concerned, I have done nothing against you to make you act so hostile towards me. You have absolutely no reason for your action. At all. So leave. Now."
The fire lion hissed and bent its limbs. "Well, what do you think you're doing now? I could just eat you, you know."
Bandana Dee faltered slightly before whipping his spear out and forced himself not to cower. "Y'know, if you wanted a fight, I can give you one. But scars and bruises and wounds come in with them for free."
After some coaxing and comforting from others, the Fire Lion snarled and left.
Chicken, Bandana Dee nearly yelled after him, but decided against it. And hey, he did get a free cup of coffee for the apparently amazing display of something. (And the floor was clean for free, too.)
6 May 2014 SGT
REWRITTEN 17 October 2014
I mean, I didn't "rewrite" it, I just edited a bunch of mistakes.
