John, what are your thoughts on pets?-SH

Pets? Sherlock you don't like animals. You say they are something that serves only as a distraction.-JW

I realize this, yes.-SH

So...why the sudden change of heart?-JW

I found a pet that I think won't be too much of a distraction.-SH

Really? And what would that be?-JW

A fish.-SH

A fish?-JW

Yes.-SH

Don't you want something you can pick up and hold and that will be a faithful companion?-JW

That's what I have you for.-SH

Gee, thank's I'm glad I mean so much to you.-JW

You're welcome.-SH

Anyways, what type of fish are you interested in getting?-JW

A traditional one. A goldfish.-SH

Right, well your out right now so you could stop by Ollie's if you want.-JW

Are you sure your alright with getting fish?-SH

Yes, although I'd prefer to have a different animal, I'm ok with anything your fine with.-JW

Ok then.-SH

But you're taking care of it.-JW

What? Why? Isn't this suposed to be a joint responsability?-SH

If by joint you mean you learn to take care of something other than yourself while I supervise, then yes.-JW

How mean.-SH

I'm doing this because I love you. Now I have to go, see you in 30?-JW

See you in 30.-SH