(A/N): Thank you for all of the reviews, I decided to use some of your guy's ideas, I hope you don't mind. Anyway, on with the story! (If you spot any grammar/spelling errors if you would like, please copy and paste it into a review please, thank you!)


"It hurts so badly... my back." Larxene, now in human form, complained as she lay on the couch like seat in the moogle ship.

"Here's some ice Le Blanc!" Saix spoke, laying a bag of ice on Larxene's back.

"I've fallen so far..." Larxene cried as her eyes filled up with tears. "Damn it! Why!" She smashed her fist on the couch.

"Don't be so angry! You're so tense let me give you a massage Le Blanc!" Saix spoke pressing his hands against Larxene's back

"We did it Roxas! We got her back!" Axel yelled as he leaned back in his seat.

"Yeah we so did! That was excellent! Did you see when the shaman lit her on fire!" Roxas spoke acting out Larxene's expressions of pain.

"Yeah that was hilarious!" Axel cheered.

"Yes... we must do that again..." Roxas spoke.

"Yes... torture Larxene again..." Axel responded as they hid in the shadows; only their grinning mouths, and flashing eyes could be seen.

"Dudes... that is really creepy." Xigbar spoke as he stared at them with I'm-embarrassed-for-you eyes.

"..." Zexion woke from his nap, looking around with a confused look as Yuna, Rikku, and Paine, talked amongst themselves on his head.

"So what outfit should we wear?" Rikku asked. Yuna, in deep thought at the question, debated with herself what kind of theme would match the dreary castle.

"Thief? No. Gun Mage? No. Alchemist? No." Yuna spoke while Rikku pounded her head. They turned toward each other, their eyes opening wide.

"Dark Knight!" They yelled simultaneously.

"..." Zexion, and Paine for that matter, remained silent; slightly annoyed.

Demyx saw Zexion's annoyed expression, and laughed a bit as he leaned over to the fairies and spoke. "I think you should get off of Zexy's head... I think he's starting to get annoyed."

"Okay! Can do!" Yuna spoke as all three fairies jumped from Zexion's head, and onto his own.

"Hey! I didn't say you could get on MY head!" Demyx yelled as the fairies continued their conversation. "...Damn."

Demyx continued to pilot the ship as the three fairies continued to chatter on his head. Off into the distance a world with a great castle could be seen.

"Is that it?" Demyx asked as he turned to look at Zexion who stared into space with a bored expression.

"I don't see any other castles." Zexion spoke in his apathetic/sarcastic voice; Demyx laughed out of embarrassment.

They appeared in a large foyer, dark and grey. Small statues lined either side as small candles lit the way.

"Hideous!" Larxene screamed as she looked at her clothes, a grey cotton blouse with a leather corset, a dull red skirt, and tattered black high heel boots.

"It's not that bad... ye old town prostitute." Axel joked as he walked behind Larxene, and pulled the strings on her corset as tight as they would go.

"That hurts!" Larxene yelled pushing Axel away. "None of you look any better!" She pointed at the others, all of them wearing pauper's clothing.

"..." Saix remained silent, his pupils were extremely tiny, just little dots of black in his eyes.

"Saix?" Xigbar waved his hand in front of Saix's face, and snapped. "You okay buddy?"

"He need's more coffee." Zexion calmly spoke, staring into Saix's eyes. "Or he will expire."

"You mean he'll die?" Everyone froze, staring at Zexion.

"..." Zexion pinched his nose in frustration. "No... he'll go to 'Normal Saix'."

"NOOOO! We can't let that happen!" Xigbar yelled, grabbing Saix, and dragging him away to find the nearest cup of coffee.

"Well I'm going to go find more suitable clothes for the great and wonderful me." Larxene spoke as she walked off deeper into the castle.

"Let's go too Roxas." Axel spoke as he turned to find... no one. "Roxas!" Axel's eyes began to tear up. "Roxas where are you? Roxasssssssss!" Axel tackled Demyx. "I can't find Roxas!"

"Um..." Demyx patted Axel's spiky hair. "I'm sure he's around here somewhere." He spoke insincerely.

"No he's not! He's gone forever! Wahhhhhh!" Axel continued his sobbing as Zexion stood in a corner very annoyed.

"Axel?" The voice of Roxas could be heard.

"Roxas!" Axel cheered as he leapt off Demyx, and searched for Roxas. "Roxas where are you?"

"He's right here!" Dark knight Yuna said as she floated up with a large key in her arms.

"Roxas? Is that you?" Axel asked as he tapped the key.

"...Yes." The key spoke. Axel stared for a minute, completely still. He grabbed the key, and sat down staring at it. "..."

"Axel? Axel say something." Roxas-key spoke.

"Well okay! Good luck with that! Come on Zexy this castle got to have food somewhere, I'm starving." Demyx spoke as he grabbed Zexion's sleeve, and pulled him along.

"..." Axel remained silent staring at Roxas with the three fairies standing behind him. Suddenly a man suspended from a rope, dressed in a burglar outfit, fell from the ceiling landing face first on the ground... It was Marluxia.

"Ouch!" He yelped in pain as he lifted himself off the ground. Marluxia looked up to see Axel sitting on the floor, with three fairies, and a key in his hand... staring.

"Um... you didn't see me, okay?" Marluxia spoke as he disconnected the rope, and ran.

"Be our guest! Be our guest!" Many articles of furniture sang as Demyx, Zexion, Xigbar and Saix, were being spun around in dancing chairs.

"Please let me off the merry-go-round Mrs. Claus. I promise to invite you to the tea party with Marie next time." Saix spoke as he sipped coffee spinning around in the living chair.

"I think I drank to much rum back in Port Royal..." Xigbar mumbled as the chair did a back flip.

"Come on just a tiny bite!" Demyx groaned as he reached out for the food on the dancing tables each time his chair passed by one, barely able to grab a grape or two. Zexion however, had somehow got his seat to sit still, and was eating quite peacefully know. Who knows what horrific, monstrous, twisted thing he told it to get it to sit still though...

"What a nice room..." Larxene spoke sarcastically, walking into a large room with a canopy bead, and dresser.

"There must be some decent clothes in here." Larxene said as she threw open the dresser, and there hung a large yellow dress. "It's beautiful!" Larxene yelled ripping it off it's hangar. "And it's yellow! My favorite color." She wasn't allowed to wear anything like this in that huge castle of white.

"Stupid Xemnas! Refusing to let me wear anything but that black coat all the time! And as soon as I complain, he shoves stupid forms in my face! IN TRIPLICATE!" Larxene complained as she began to undress.

"Axel?" Roxas-key spoke, still held by Axel, still sitting on the ground, but the fairies were long gone.

"..." Axel remained silent.

"Axel?"

"You're a key." Axel spoke.

"I think I already knew that." Roxas yelled.

"Keys open doors..."

"Generally." Roxas didn't know where Axel was going with this.

"This is a castle." Axel walked over to the nearest door, and unlocked it. "Castles are expensive, and have expensive things..."

"Now where is the beast's room? I will have that rose if it kills me." Marluxia said, walking down a long, dark, hallway. Two doors down the hall, a light could be seen pouring out of the room, a light sound of music emanating from it. Marluxia stopped in front of the door, and peaked through the crack.

"I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty! And witty! And gay! And I pity! Any girl who isn't me today!" Larxene sang to herself as she spun around in a bright golden yellow dress.

"Larxene?" Marluxia yelled as he pushed the door open.

"How dare you spy on me!" Larxene blushed as she picked up a pot, and threw it at him. Marluxia dodged the pot, and it hit the dresser. Suddenly the dresser came to life, and yawned.

"Oh Miss Belle, you look wonderful in your dress... wait a minute... you're not Miss Belle!" The dresser panicked. "No, no, no! You can't wear that!" It started to chase Larxene.

"Back off! It's mine!" Larxene yelled as she kicked the dresser onto the ground, and fled the room with Marluxia.

"What are you doing here with Axel?" Marluxia asked as they rested.

"What are you going around dressed like a phantom thief?" Larxene retorted with another question, as soon as she did, Marluxia's eyes lit up, and he struck a dramatic pose.

"I am after the great divine rose! The rose of the great enchantress of this world! I must have it!" Marluxia laughed.

"You, and your damn flowers..." Larxene fumed, as she punched Marluxia on the head.

"You know that really wasn't nice." Marluxia spoke rubbing the huge bump on his head. "And by my calculations, it's right behind this perfectly." Marluxia turned the doorknob. "Perfectly, locked door." He whined as he collapsed into the fetal position.

"So close, yet so far, eh Marluxia? Tee-hee!" Larxene giggled sadistically.

"Yay food! Food!" Demyx cheered as he ate sitting next to Zexion. Xigbar and Saix were doing some kind of song and dance with the other pieces of furniture.

"Amazing." Zexion muttered as he watched Xigbar and Saix dance.

"I love food." Demyx said as he ate a slice of chocolate cake. He looked over to the bored Zexion, sitting next to him with his elbow on the table, looking down at the leftovers on his plate. "Zexy, do you like sweets?" Demyx asked. Zexion quickly turned toward him surprised and confused at the question.

"I- I suppose so." Zexion stumbled over his words.

"Really? What kind?" Demyx asked.

"I don't have a preference." Zexion answered.

"I don't either, I like all kinds of sweets." Demyx responded. "What about other things? What do you do in your spare time?"

"..." Zexion paused before he answered. "Drawing, writing, and puzzles." He answered as the conversation continued.

"Oh look Xigbar! Our little Zexion in making a friend." Saix pointed from across the room.

"Who knew Mr. Anti-Social had it in him!" Xigbar laughed.

"I'll take this, and this, oh and this, and this, and this!" Axel laughed as he stuffed a large sack with every expensive thing he could get his hands on. "Oh another door!" Axel spoke as he stopped at a large door. "Roxas?" Axel shoved Roxas-key into the keyhole, and opened the door.

"I feel like I'm just being used..." Roxas spoke as he watched Axel ransack the castle.

"I see... so that key is Roxas..." Marluxia spoke to Larxene; watching from the shadows. "I'm gonna get my rose! I'm gonna get my rose." Marluxia followed Axel down the hall as he continued stealing. As he shoved an entire painting into his bag, he set Roxas-key on a near by table. Marluxia carefully approached the table. Quickly without thinking, he grabbed Roxas, and fled as fast as he could. "I got it! Larxene run!"

"AXEL!" Roxas yelled as Marluxia stole him.

Axel quickly turned to see his friend being stolen, and chased after him. "Give me back my fortune! Er, my best friend!" Marluxia ducked though a door as Axel ran towards it. As soon as he entered the doorway it slammed into his face, and locked him out. "Damn you Marluxia! I'll get him back!"

"Now I can get my rose." Marluxia spoke as he wandered back to the west wing, and used Roxas to open the door. "There it is! My glorious rose!" Marluxia carefully lifted up the glass container as the sounds of chains were heard rattling in the background. Marluxia, and Larxene, slowly turned to see a large heartless, with chains bound all around it, float down from the ceiling.

"Hello?" Marluxia stared at the heartless.

"Grahhh!" The monster growled.

"Um..." Marluxia paused. "The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!" Marluxia yelled splashing it with a little water bottle, this only served to anger it. "Run away!"

"I found you!" Axel yelled as the barged though the door just in time to be crashed into by Marluxia and Larxene.

"Flee!" Marluxia screamed girlishly as he picked up his rose, and ran.

"What the hell is that!" Axel asked as he got up fled from the heartless with Larxene and Marluxia.

"Hurry into that room!" Marluxia yelled as they fled into the ball room where everyone else was.

"Shut the door!" Marluxia commanded as they sealed the door with a broomstick.

"What's going on?" Demyx asked as he, Xigbar, Saix, and Zexion stared at them.

"Oh nothing." Marluxia innocently spoke putting his back against the door as it struggled to open. "Larxene you didn't tell me you were with all of them!" Marluxia whispered.

"Don't you dare blame this on me." Larxene growled back to Marluxia.

"Oh yeah, and 'nothing' is a giant ghost heartless." Axel sarcastically told the group as the door was blasted open, the heartless entering the ball room.

"The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!" Saix yelled throwing coffee on the heartless.

"We already tried that..." Marluxia spoke backing towards the balcony outside the ball room.

"I think we should leave." Demyx spoke as everyone ran as fast as they could out to the balcony.

"Were going to die! All because of you, and your damn flowers!" Larxene yelled at Marluxia grabbing him by the neck.

"But it's such a pretty flower." Marluxia complained.

"We are going to die!" Axel cried holding Roxas-key.

"I'm not." Roxas-key responded.

"..." Zexion for some reason was unnaturally calm as he walked over to the balcony railing, the heartless drawing ever closer. "Look." Zexion pointed, up in the sky a gummi ship shaped like a moogle swooped down.

"Hello welcome to moogle air lines, please form a single file line and board the ship calmly." Yuna spoke as she opened the ship's door, Paine and Rikku were flying the ship.

"Salvation!" Marluxia yelled as he ran onto the ship followed by the others.

As the ship lifted off A glass case containing beast's rose fell from the ship.

"NO! My rose!" Marluxia cried.

"It's because of that rose were got into that mess! LET IT GO!" Larxene scolded him, as the ship flew off.

"Then you let go of that dress!"

"NEVER!"

Later that day the castle entrance opened as Beast, and Belle walked into the main hall. The castle was a wreak, food everywhere, things missing, all the doors open, some smashed.

"What happened?" Belle innocently asked as the beast screamed at the top of his lungs.

"Zexy did you hear that just now?" Demyx asked.

"Hear what?" Zexion responded.

"That roar..."

"You must be hearing things." Zexion assured him.

"I must have imagined it then..."


(A/N): Another chapter finished! Next chapter, Wonderland! Please Review!