Whoohoo! I just got 3 more requests! I now have something to do! Love you guys so much! Enough screaming. Moving on. Please review. I love you. That's a whole lot of love right there, people. use it wisely.

Percy ~ Hey, Annabeth! Look, we're back!

Annabeth ~ Seaweed Brain, just because we're in the disclaimer doesn't mean we're in the story.

Seaweed Brain ~ Don't call me- Wait. who changed my screen name?

Annabeth ~ Teehee.

Kelp Face ~ Annabeth! It's not funn- Annabeth!

Annabeth ~ Bwahahahahaha!

Annabeth-is-better-than-Percy ~ Please, Annabeth. I lo-Oh come on. Really now? I declare a tickle war!

Annabeth ~ Ack! Percy! Hahahaha! Ria owns nothing! Hahahaha! Help! Hahahaha!

Me ~ Enjoy!


Request for PrimaPiranha:

Topic ~ Man Overboard

Pairing ~ Percy x Jason (Friends/Bromance)


Percy POV

It was a fine day on the Argo II. It seemed like we would finally have a quiet day. Wait. That's not right. When do we ever get a break? I finished shoveling down my 3rd plate of pancakes when Leo burst into the dining room screaming about gears and shafts and other mechanical nonsense.

"Leo! English please," I said, ignoring Annabeth telling me I was going to barf if I kept eating.

Leo took a few breaths and then spoke more slowly. "The hydraulic shaft broke. So I went in to fix it and then the main gear popped off. It was fine until the gear decided to roll into the ocean. So I lean over the edge to get it, but then my socket wrench falls out of my belt. I managed to get that, but at that moment my clutch head screwdriver falls off the edge. Jason was there and tried to get it, but then he fell into the water too!"

All I understood from his speech was water and Jason. "The great Percy will retrieve your Jason and other building thingys!" I yelled, striking a superhero pose.

Leo looked relieved. He handed me a piece of paper with everything I needed to find. There was a stick thingy, a circle, and a stick figure. I went over the edge and started searching for Jason.

I searched the water, but couldn't find anything resembling a son of Zeus. Or Jupiter. Or whatever he goes by these days. As I was swimming, I spotted a shiny object. I grabbed it and realized I had found the circle.

Now to find Jason. He couldn't fly underwater and was most likely running out of breath. I finally found him tied to a rock. At least he had an air bubble around his mouth. I looked around to see if there was anyone there.

Seeing no one, I starting opening Jason's bonds. Suddenly, someone grabbed my arm.

I turned around to see a familiar face. Kymalopiea. "Hey Kym, what's up?"

She glared at me. "You promised me a figurine and an altar. Why have I not yet received offerings? Have you betrayed my Perseus?'" she sounded fierce, but looked about ready to cry.

"No, no, no. Kym that's not it at all. Here's your figurine. Your altar is being built right now. It's going to be super big, so we need time to build it," I hurriedly said, handing her a tiny Kym figurine that I had kept in my pocket.

She seemed pretty happy with that and undid Jason's bonds. I dragged the unconscious body up to the surface. The entire crew minus Leo was leaning over the railing. They cheered as our heads popped up.

My energy spent, I called for a rope. Annabeth threw one down and hauled us up. I flopped down on the deck before realizing I had forgotten the stick thingy. I threw the circle at Leo.

Annabeth searched Jason and found that he had the stick thingy on him. Just then, another Jason walked on the deck.

I blinked. "Wait. There's two of you?" Everyone on board burst out laughing.

"Anniebeth? What did you do to me?"

"W-we made you think Jason fell overboard. Did you really think Jason was stupid enough to fall in the water?"

"Yes," I answered honestly.

"Come on bro," Jason whined. I stared at the doll lying on the floor.

"You know, that doll looks smarter than you."


Ok. I know that sucked. I'm tired. I pretty much wrote this in 10 minutes. EmpressRey is coming over and I got bored of cleaning.

Love you Rey-rey!

Anyway. Requests are still open and don't forget to review! Love you guys!