Resident Evil: What didn't happen…But should've

Resident Evil: What didn't happen…But should've

Quotes over characters that you were never meant to see

Leon:

"You and all your friends are under arrest for attempted murder!"

"Hey I'm flattered but I don't swing in that direction!"

"G-virus? What's the G stand for?"

"You have the right to remain dead!"

"Oh my god, are you Will Smith!?"

"Yippee, I saved Ashley…oh dear God please kill me now!"

"Ashley please wait here for oh say…two hours."

"Indiana Jones theme and giant rock…great…"

"How many times must I shot you?"

"Definitely a zombie…Right?"

"I better get paid extra from protecting the stupid blond bitch."

"Ada, I love you, let's run off into the sunset!"

Barry from RE.1:

"You were almost a Jill sandwich…and I could sure go for one right now!"

"How dare you threaten my family, that's my job!"

Steve from CV:

"My voice messed up half way through puberty."

"I look older than I am."

"Don't trust others, trust me on this."

"No fair you cheated me, that's what I wanted!"

Alfred from CV

"Wait, did you say backwater or blackwater?"

"Behold my horrible voice!"

"Stupid Alexia…WHY CAN'T I BE YOU?!"

"I'm not paranoid, how dare you call me paranoid, I will shoot you for calling me paranoid!"

"Oh no, I forgot to change my voice back!!"

"Wearing dresses makes me feel pretty!"

Wesker:

"Worship my obvious superiority!"

"My name is not Whisker!"

"Do I smell…catnip?"

"Ada, what are you doing working at Pizza Hut?"

"Go, my cute little surveillance thing!"

"Hunt'er, I hardly knew 'er."

"Go forth my pretties Kill, KILL!"

"Let's split up. That way, if you guys die, that will give me enough time to get out alive."

"Don't open that…on second thought go ahead."

Ark from RE.Survivor:

"If it's an FPS with the RE label on it, it can only mean one thing…Failure."

"Man why can't I remember my own last name?"

"…Dude I need another game, NOT FPS PLEASE!"

Jill:

"Forgot my hate in raccoon city!"

"Chris, when I catch you I bet it'll be a shotgun wedding!"

"Oh well, Barry will save me from this snake!"

"Whoa…big zombie with smoker's gums!"

"Oh poor chicken Brad, let me shed a tear…not."

"I get the darn serum and Richard dies!"

Chris:

"All I want is bang, bang, bang!"

"Oh God, I dropped the hip piece".

"Why do I keep getting Leon's E-mails?"

"Wow that is one big gun!"

"I call Shotgun!"

"Must…run…from…Jill."

"Wesker clean up your own mess for once!"

"Oh my god…Are you Morgan Freeman!?"

"Hey Leon's got a hot picture of a girl and…oh God it's Claire!"

Claire:

"I hope Leon likes this picture!"

"Forget Leon, I got Steve now!"

"Darn it Sherry get back here!"

"Bet Leon never had to deal with a blond bimbo."

"What the heck is with all the zombies?!"

"The Ashford… eerrrrr… one hell I never want to deal with again!"

Luis from RE.4

"Hey, hey senorita is it hot out here or is that just me?"

"Si, we all know what part of Saddler keeled me with, we don't need to emphasis that!"

"Life's a beech."

"One game, that's bullsheet!"

Carlos from RE.3

"I'm GI Jose a reel Mexican he-row."

"I'm a real Spaniard don't let the fact that I lose my accent half way through the game fool you."

Alexia from CV

(Most omitted because of certain reasons)

"My fire is not magic, and I don't do parties."

"Behold the power of the Ashford family!"

"Alfred, where are my clothes!?"

"I need restraining orders..."

Krauser from RE.4

"I died in what crash two years ago?"

"Behold the power of Las Plagas…Ow my arm!"

"After all I'm from Russia not America, comrade."

"Pfft Ashley, I needed her like, oh say 12 hours ago."

"Well if it isn't the bitch in the 'Pink' dress."

"Wait what do you mean knife beats Krauser?"

"Stop calling me Sergeant Hatred!!"

Ada:

"Uh…what scars?"

"This dress isn't red, IT'S PINK!"

"Lucky for you emo boy this gun isn't loaded… shouldn't have said that."

"Orphans… Incapable of caring..."

"Well duh it's true I work for Wesker, the sunglasses!"

Billy from RE zero

"You know me once jail bait, always jail bait."

"Rebecca free me and I'll grant you three wishes."

Rebecca:

"Edward no…I wanted to eat that guy!"

"Wow Chris thanks now let me give you a big kiss"

"Billy, you better stop the comments before I amputate some of yours you'd rather keep!"

"It's a fact I'm a quack!"

And now I'm out of Ideas I'll make more some other times (Yes, I know it's sort of a list didn't know how to write any other way .)