After the intro played the audience erupted into applause as the two hosts walked on-set and sat down in their respective seats.
"Good evening, everyone and welcome to Take Two with Star and Marco!" They greeted.
"Hey, Star, do us a favor and introduce who our guest is tonight." Marco said.
"Gladly. Please welcome to the show SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star!" She cheered. "Come on down!"
The viewers cheered as the lovable sponge and starfish ran up to their seats.
"We're ready! We're ready! We're ready!" They chanted as they hopped onto their seats.
"Good to have to you guys here with us." Star said as she and Marco shook hand with them
"Good to be here!" SpongeBob replied.
"Yeah, good to be here." Patrick repeated
"So, let's start off easy." Marco cleared his throat and got out a few notes. "SpongeBob, you are one of the oldest cartoons still on the air even after nineteen years. Although, there have been quite a few negative things said."
"Yeah, that's because people say the jokes and humor are starting to dwindle in quality. Honestly, I hope we get better." SpongeBob explained.
"Keep your hopes up; I'm sure there's hope." Star assured.
The sponge smiled.
"Okay, enough with that, let's cut to the chase. So we all know you work at the Krusty Krab. Just how much do you like it?" Star asked.
"Well, I don't mean to brag, but there's no other job I want." He said. "And, I help protect the Krabby Patty recipe from the clutches of Plankton!"
Suddenly, a Krabby Patty was running across the set floor as the audience laughed at how goofy this was. SpongeBob sprang into action and snatched up the burger, revealing Plankton.
"Hi." He said nervously.
"That's your worst enemy?" Marco asked.
"So cute." Star giggled.
"You haven't seen the last of me! I WENT TO COLLEGE!" He screamed as Marco flung him away with a slingshot and the audience roared with laughter and applause.
"With that, out of the way, let's move on to Patrick." Star said.
The camera panned over to Patrick, who was fast asleep.
"WAKE UP!" The hosts screamed, waking him up.
"Huh?! SpongeBob, where am we?" He asked.
"Patrick, we're on a talk show." SpongeBob said.
"What's a talk show?" The starfish wondered.
"Well, basically, we're just gonna ask you some questions about yourself." Star told him.
"So, Patrick, we heard you hold the record for longest time doing nothing; really… something." Marco said awkwardly.
"Thank you, my good man." Patrick said.
There was a long awkward silence after that statement.
"So, that's just about it?" Marco asked.
"Yep." Patrick said dumbly.
"There's gotta be some way to end the episode." Star said.
Just then, Plankton came back with a ray gun.
"I said you wouldn't see the last of me!" He laughed evilly as he fired it multiple times, blowing up anything he hit.
The audience screamed and panicked and rushed to get out of the building.
"I got this!" Star exclaimed as she blasted her wand.
Just then, the ray gun hit the camera.
