Kenny

Kenny

It feels so good to get pass all of that shit I have had to deal with in the past few months. Stan, Kyle and Wendy are all packing up for some trip so I'll have some time to myself. It was school holidays and it was time for some fun. A lot of my friends were going away, Butters was going to Mexico for some reason, Clyde, Token and Craig were all off to Fiji… which is kind of stupid and a waste of money. Cartman was going away for a week to New York city.

"Hey Kenny, what do you want?" Stan asks as I walk into his room. He was nearly finished packing.

"Party."

"What?" Stan replies closing his suitcase.

"Well I'm not going to see you guys for like 3 weeks, so party!" I reply with a smile.

"Fine, Fine!" He replies. I was going to make sure there were a lot of alcohol, drugs and heavy metal.

"My place I guess but you better clean up the mess." I want to have it at my place but my family was kind of too poor to uh… never mind. No one would want to dance with rats and exoskeletons.

"Well see you later," I say walking out of his house in a good mood. I walk into Heidi and tell her about the party. She was carrying some books which I took off of her. She planned to study in the holidays apparently.

"I suppose you want to fill it with alcohol and drugs." Heidi says glumly.

"And heavy metal." I add trying to make her feel a little bit better.

"Kenny, you're going to get addicted to some shit again…"

"Heidi I'm clean… just this one night I want to get wasted." I say.

"Fine, Fine." She said as she opened her front door. Her step dad had left her mother straight after the trial, no one has heard from him since.

"Well, this is rather pleasant, no step dad and all." I say with a smirk putting Heidi's books down on her desk. She gives me a kiss on the cheek and smiles.

"Yeah, it is." I pull her closer to me and give her a proper kiss. My tongue is enticed by the sweetness of her saliva, it's like my tongue went to heaven and is waiting to tell me about its trip.

"Kenny, why does your breath taste like smoke?" We both start laughing, it wasn't that funny but I don't really care.

"Smoking leaves a foul taste in your mouth," I say sitting down on her bed. It was so much more comfortable than my own, I guess my bed is kind of old and stuff.

"Kenny?" Heidi says as she searches for a CD.

"Yeah?" She put in one of my favourites, Kill Em All by Metallica, I know she doesn't like the stuff but she was holding onto my CDs.

"You need a shave." She said with a cute giggle. She was right; I looked like a Muslim or Jew with my slowly developing beard.

"Motorbreath, it's how I live my life." I say with a laugh listening to the song.

"How do you like this stuff anyways? I mean metallica's later stuff was pretty cool and all but they are the only heavy metal band that doesn't totally suck." Heidi says joining me on the bed.

"How can you listen to Madonna and crap like that?"

"It's soothing." She replies.

"Well so is heavy metal." I reply and she gives me a laugh. I hold her tightly, this could be a very dirty scene but I like it how it is now, no point on doing stupid shit right now.

"Hey Kenny, do you ever think this is a dream?"

"Huh?" I reply, slightly getting out of a trance I was in.

"Well life, what if we are just one long dream?"

"Well you're definitely a dream." I say giving her a kiss on the cheek.

"That's so sweet," Heidi says resting her head on my chest as I find a way to put my arm around her small stomach.

Stan

"Yeah, party!!" My dad says after I tell him about it.

"Randy, your still a teenager sometimes." Mum says with a smile.

"I'm a teenager with an extra large penis!!" I roll my eye… that is so disgusting.

"Hey Stan, you going to invite Wendy or Kyle?" Shelly says with a smirk. I'm sure she was bluntly referring to the hard choice I had. I'm so glad that Shelly gave up Kevin for me, so Wendy and Kyle can both come.

"Actually me and Wendy are kind of going on a date." I say.

"Wait your throwing a party you're not going to be at? What a turd." Shelly said.

"It's really Kenny's party. I don't want a stupid party." I say.

-

I didn't bother to dress up much; it wasn't really a date, more of us spending time together. I drive to her house and pick her up. She didn't bother to dress up either; we were both in pretty casual clothing.

"Where do you want to go?" She asks jumping into the passenger's seat. I had no idea, I don't care as it's with Wendy.

"I don't know." I say giving her a kiss.

"Watch the road," She said half jokingly.

"Pfft, if I crash then I'll make sure you die first." I say turning down a street. Driving is fun when you don't have a destination and there is no traffic.

"Seriously, where are we going Stan?"

"I don't know… near the mountains, near where my uncle Jimbo lives." I just decided to do that randomly.

"Why?"

"You'll see." I say with a smile. I slowly drive up near my Uncle's place where he lives with Ned. I always wondered if they were gay or something but they are best friends and Ned kind of needs taking care of. He doesn't have an arm and can't speak without a voice machine.

"You want to visit your Uncle?" Wendy asked as I step out of the car. I jump on the bonnet and stare at the stars, Wendy looks at me as if I have gone insane.

"The stars are better out here." I say with a smile and she gets into the bonnet as well.

"Yeah, they are." Wendy says, less light pollution out here near the mountains and forest.

"HEY!" Uncle Jimbo says running out of his house with gun.

"Oh, it's just you Stan. Well what the hell are you doing?" He asks.

"Staring at the stars." He runs a hand through his hair, he couldn't understand why I would do that since he is one of those macho men. They don't give a fuck about stars and they shoot innocent creatures.

"Well boy, you scared the hell out of me. Brought your girlfriend too eh?"

"Yeah dude, just want to enjoy South Park before we leave." I say.

"Well Stan, Wendy… you two can spend time doing something more fun… at least a little fun." Jimbo says as Ned walks out with a can of beer.

"Hello Stan!" The robotic voice of Ned says.

"Hey man, how you been?" I ask.

"Good, how about you?" I didn't want to smoke ever after seeing what it did to Ned.

"Perfect." I say putting an arm around Wendy.

"Well, if you want a beer or something come inside." Jimbo said walking back into the house.

"Hey Stan, we should go hunting again sometime." Ned says as he walks back into the house.

"You went hunting?" Wendy asked a little annoyed.

"When I was like 8 and don't worry I was too much of a pussy to shoot anything." I say with a smile.

"Damn right you were, hunting is…" I put a finger to her lips, I didn't want to hear it.

"You know I remember when I first met you. You were this cute little girl that I couldn't get out of my mind. I don't know why but I didn't imagine it ending up like this. I thought you would date some hot guy or something…" I say with the cool wind blowing in my hair.

"I do date some hot guy." Wendy said with a smile.

"Well… it's just hard to believe that we have been going out solidly for 6 years. I mean no rich hot bitch stole you from me."

"Stan, I love you." She randomly said putting her tongue deep into my throat. The moon light shone into her eyes making it glisten which only enhanced the kiss. The tongue was talented for sure, I bet a lot of guys would love to do this with her.

"When I first saw you, I thought you were cute too. But you were always so afraid of me, I wasn't going to bite you know."

"I was just afraid you were… going to reject me."

"Well you never know till you try and I'm glad I tried. I gave you that note and you nearly spewed up on me." I give her a little laugh. That was true, I had this weird feeling in the past that made me spew up. I guess I didn't know how to deal with love back then.

Kenny

"This is the last time ever, I swear." I tell Heidi, we were alone in Stan's bedroom. The ground was shaking with the music and lively party down stairs.

"Well, why did you bring me here?" Heidi asked as I put a strap around my arm.

"I want to share it with you."

"Are you fucking joking?" She said. Her eyes were filled with rage.

"No, take a shot."

"Kenny, I'm not going to do that… just hurry up and don't take too much…" She said, not every girlfriend would be as kind as her to drug abuse but she was one in a million. I injected myself with the heavenly potion. Slowly I felt my conscious state fade into a euphorically enhanced state.

"You done?"

"Yeah," I say with a smile. I had a really bad stomach ache but now it was gone with one simple shot.

"Kenny, don't say this will be your last time ever… just do it less often and don't kill yourself for fuck's sake." She said storming out of the room. Well if she didn't want any it just meant more for me. Kyle suddenly ran into the room.

"Dude, what are you doing?"

"Shooting up." I say with a smile removing the strap from my arm.

"Oh… well I got a bit of a problem. The mole is here… Cartman let him in…"

"What? Why? Wait… I don't care. I'm stoned."

"Right… well give me some, I don't want you to overdose."

"You ever tried heroin?"

"No but you seem to love it a lot so why not give it a shot?" I put a strap around his arm and we had totally forgotten about the mole and the rest of our problems in mere minutes.

Stan

"Maybe we should go to that party," Wendy says as we start to drive back home.

"I'm sure by now Kenny is stoned, someone is fucking on my bed and everyone is really pissed." I reply although I start driving towards my home.

"Maybe we could get stoned and pissed and fuck on your bed." Wendy replies with a smile, that was unlike anything I have ever heard from her. She sounds like… well she sounds like Kenny.

"Wendy have you ever tried drugs?" I always wondered if she did.

"No…"

"Have you ever had a drink?"

"Once or twice…"

"You such a baby." I say teasing her.

"Hey, I don't need to ruin my life." She said with a smirk as I stopped at my house. There was loud music being played and someone was poorly playing my guitar.

"It won't ruin your life, just let's you relax a little or something as Kenny would put it." I say walking into my house. Craig had spewed up apparently and was resting in his barf, most of my friends were knocked out or paralysed with alcohol. Me and Wendy walk into my room to see an unfamiliar sight. Kyle was lying on my bed and he looked pretty fucked. Kenny was playing my guitar and he looked pretty fucked up too.

"Dude, what did you guys do?"

"Heroin," Kyle replies with a chuckle.

"Kyle… did heroin?" I asked slightly interested.

"Yeah, first time for everything." Kenny said with a cheeky smirk.

"You guys are too much." I say taking a seat on my bed.

"Your fine with your friends acting like this?" Wendy asked.

"They are your friends too and you have some objections?" She thought about it for a while.

"No… I guess they are…. Well was having fun." She said joining me on the bed.

"Damn right!" Kenny said playing the opening riff to smells like teen spirit.

"Kenny smells like teen spirit." Wendy says once he is finished.

"Of cause, is there no better smell?" He replied and then stuck out his tongue, it was blue, he had been taking sleeping pills along with his heroin. Everyone told him that was really dangerous, if he overdosed on heroin and fell asleep he would die.

"Well Wendy, since you don't like my guitar playing, why don't you play something." Kenny gave Wendy the instrument.

"I didn't say I didn't like your guitar playing, you're just stoned…" She said. She started picking a few notes.

"Wow, the sounds cool." Wendy said, the distortion was cranked up and the amp was giving feed back.

"It's an addiction worst than heroin." I say with a smile as she continues playing.

"You should learn to play something," Kyle said.

"Ok…"

"Thunderstruck by AC/DC." Kyle said with a smirk.

"No way, AC/DC suck." Wendy replies and we all give a small laugh to that.

"Master of puppets?" Kenny says.

"Sure…" Wendy replies. I grab the guitar from her and play the intro.

"Oh… never mind," She said and I couldn't help be feel a little smug. Not many could play it probably, the tempo was just amazing.

"The first song I learnt to play was smells like teen spirit." I said, showing her the chords for the intro. It was definitely a simpler song than master of puppets but the rhythm is tricky at first.

"Wow, you can play it extremely slow." Kenny teases when Wendy attempted it herself.

"Shut up you." She replies.

-

"Awh dude, what the fuck!!" Kyle says awaking next to Wendy.

"Huh… what happened?" Kenny asked awaking too.

"I didn't… do anything with her did I?"

"Only in your dreams dude," I say with a smirk.

"Why was I sleeping in your bed with Wendy?"

"You crashed and I didn't want Wendy to sleep on the floor. Don't be a fag, you woke up next to a beautiful chick." I say happily. Today was the day we set trail for California. A nice and peaceful land I shall dwell for the holidays. It's going to totally kick ass!