"I'll give you a handicap" Hilda said, smirking at me. My eye twitched. "Um, no I prefer no handicap, Miss Big Titties. Come as you are" I said, annoyed at the fact that she even considered giving me a handicap. She disappeared and reappeared, swinging her umbrella at me and I dodged. (SHE SWUNG THAT THING SO FUCKING FAST SHE COULD MAKE IT TO THE BASEBALL CLUB!) Rolling and standing up, I tried to give her a good kick to her face but she dodged. (fucking demons) (yes i wanted to damage her face) I frowned. I may be good at hand to hand combat, but facing Hilda with just my body as a weapon is suicidal. I mean, that bitch has a sword sheathed in her umbrella for fuck's sake! (plus, she's a demon) Whyyyyy did I forget my precious in Italy?! I groaned, dodging every move Hilda threw at me (ah, she's smiling)
"Yuu-chan!"
"G I'M KINDA-" dodge "-BUSY HERE!"
"Catch!"
"Wha-" I caught his both his tonfas in the nick of time. He smirked "Not much but you'll pull through~" I grinned widely, dodging another attack by yours truly. "THANKS G!" Hilda was watching the exchange curiously, back to standing still, waiting for me to attack. I ran at her, fast enough to catch her off guard, and swung a silver tonfa at her head (yes, concussion sounds so tempting), which, she avoided (fuck you Hilda) and counterattacked. I managed to block it by the other tonfa, dropping down to sweep her legs off the ground hoping to make her fall. She jumped (irritating yet very exciting. no, I'm not turned on. Who the fuck you you think I am? Hisoka? The hot magician-clown dude from HunterxHunter?), and swung her umbrella at my head. I dodged to the right, seeing an opening, I swung the tonfa at her torso while she was in mid-air, catching her off guard and throwing her to the side. She tumbled on the ground, immediately rolling and crouching. Hilda raised her head to look at me. Her eyes were filled with satisfaction. "Hm. I didn't hit you hard, didn't I?" I asked. "I mean, You're not coughing blood. So I didn't hit you as hard as I should be..." My body was tense, waiting for Hilda to make her next move. "I didn't think that you could land a hit on me" She stood up- "It seems like I have underestimated you, Shiranui" -And dusted off her dress. "I have found out what I needed to see"
Then she just walked off.
"That's it?! Am I the only one who's fired up about this fight?!" My shoulders slumped. "So this was a one sided fight all along?" I muttered to myself. The adrenaline was still pumping in my blood, heart beating furiously.
...
...
"HILDA YOU FUCKING COCKBLOCKER!" I screamed at the now missing goth woman. I turned to G, eyes big and watery. "I... I feel crushed, G..." The white haired man quickly walked to me and gave me a hug and patted my head. "There, there, Yuu-chan"
I feel like I'm forgetting something...
Ah. Right.
"G? Why did you visit me today at school?" G smirked "Just here to say that you have a surprise later, principessa~" His eyes glinted with mischief. I shivered.
Not good.
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"Where the fuck are you guys?" I asked Furuichi, tone irritated. Who wouldn't? I've been walking the entire time! "We're at the rooftop. Oga's about to fight the Queen. Hurry if you don't wanna miss it" He hung up. I looked at the phone weirdly, and looked at G. "Okay I'm going to the rooftop. See ya later G" G bowed and waved at me as i ran towards the rooftop.
...
I dialled Furuichi's number. "Dude, which rooftop was it?"
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/23 minutes later/
I kicked the door to the rooftop, making a grand entrance.
Silent.
"What? No grand welcoming?" I grinned and waved at Tatsumi. "Did I miss anything?" I said, confused as to why are all the people on the rooftop are staring at me. "Um... Is there something on my face?"
"We're going home. That woman is unable to become a parent" Hilda nonchalantly said, taking Beel from Tatsumi's back, (Da!) I walked towards Tatsumi, noticing blood on his face. I automatically took out my handkerchief and wiped the blood off his forehead. Years of being with this idiot made me develop this habit.
"Oi! Don't do it so roughly!" Tatsumi winced.
"Shaddap. You're squealing like a girl. The blood is half-dry already" I took out my water bottle from my bag and wet the handkerchief. Then i wiped his blood trails with it. "Aaand done! So you're going to my house or yours?"
The whole time I interacted with Tatsumi, one girl was pissed (*cough*Kunieda*cough*) and the other was just raising her eyebrows. Hilda just smirked at Kunieda, who was eyeing my closeness to Tatsumi. She then turned around and walked. "Aren't you embarassed..." Kunieda looked at Hilda "forcing your child onto other people?" I looked at Tatsumi with the what-the-fuck-just-happened look. "He leaned on me and whispered about telling me later.
Hilda turned her head and looked at Kunieda straight in her eye. "Hmph. If you got a problem, then work on your skill and come again" Hilda smirked "Even Shiranui is better than you"
Ouch. That gotta hurt her pride. Tatsumi looked so confused, that I couldn't help but giggle. "So, my house?" I asked Tatsumi as we walked away from the scene. "Yeah. Yours"
But I feel like I'm forgetting something again?
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"So a tranny...?" I trailed off, reaching for my house keys.
"Yeah. A tranny" Tatsumi confirmed.
"I never knew there was a tranny in our scho—" I froze midsentence.
"hm? Yuu?" Furuichi poked my arm that was frozen halfway from inserting the key into the keyhole. Tatsumi raised his eyebrows "Something wrong?"
I broke out in a cold sweat. "Um
guys... Haha... How about we go to your house Furuichi?" I laughed nervously.
Why?
Because in the corner of my eye, I could see a man in a black tuxedo behind a tree in the garden.
That can only mean one thing.
Tatsumi rolled his eyes. Furuichi complained "Eeehh? We're already here why not just—"
The door burst open and the next thing I know I was glomped by a blur of white. "Yuu-chaaaaan~ Welcome home~" G hugged me tightly. My eyes were wide, and I struggled, not noticing Tatsumi's super irritated/annoyed look at the skin contact. "Uh, G, get off get off!" Frantically I tried to shove him away from me.
"Oi" Tatsumi's eyes were covered by shadows. He grabbed one of G's arm and snatched it away from hugging my body (although the other was still around my waist, fuck this guy and his fast reflexes and strongness!) "Who the fuck are you?! Let her go, you bastard!" G raised his eyebrow and smirked, pulling me so that my back was against his front, facing Tatsumi, taunting him by closing the distance between his face and my cheek "What if I don't wanna?"
"Eh? Um. Guys? Haha. G. Let me go now. Boys. Be nice please" i begged. I fucking swear I could feel some sparks of electricity between Tatsumi and G.
"Guys..." Still silent.
OKAY THAT'S IT. Since my arms are free, I hit both male on the head.
Hard.
"WHAT THE FUCK YUU?!"
"Oh, dear. Did I anger you Yuu-chan~?"
"Firstly, G, Let me the fuck go or I will bust your nuts" He immediately let me go. "Secondly, what the fuck are you doing just standing there like some kinda statue Baka-ichi?! CAN'T YOU SEE I NEEDED HELP?!"
"Well, you look like you could manage..." He muttered.
"What's the ruckus out here?" A deep baritone voice that's familiar to my ears asked. I froze, Turning around to face the voice as fast as lightning to see a man, who looks like he's in his late twenties with shaggy platinum blond hair, grinning at me.
"D-Dad?" I looked at him up and down.
"Fucking genetics" I mumbled. That old doesnt even look his age! And he's 41 damn it! That doesn't make sense!
"Maa! Tatsumi! Long time no see!" Dad greeted enthusiastically, patting his back while Tatsumi greeted him back. "And you too, Takayuki!" Furuichi stumbled when my dad patted his back.
"Now why don't you three young teenagers go inside the house, hmm?"
The three of us froze and sweat bullets at the sight of his gleaming eyes that promised 'thou shalt experience pain' if we didn't obey.
So we did.
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"The boss gave you a vacation?" My eyes bulged "He was willing to give you, his right hand man, a vacation?!" Dad sheepishly scratched the back of his head. "Well, when you say it like that, you make it sound as if my boss and I were having a forbidden affair, Yuu.."
I sweated buckets. "S-So... Dad.. Haha... How long are you gonna be here..?" He immediately did a 180 personality change and smiled menacingly at me "As long as I wish, my dear, sweet daughter..." I gulped, turning to Tatsumi and shaking him "Tatsumi, let's go run away far, far away from here! Let's go to Las Vegas and marry at a cheap chapel and escape this madness!" i frantically shook his again, this time far more aggressive.
Tatsumi sweated nervously "Uh.. Yuu... Me and Furuichi..." Furuichi looked as if he was gonna piss his pants and continued Tatsumi's sentence "We gotta go! I mean I don't want to get in the way of your reunion.." Furuichi stuttered.
My eyes widen. As they got up and said farewell, and disappeared quicker than Houdini.
"TRAITORS!" I mourned my fate, which was in the hands of my dear beloved father, who was smiling sadistically.
"Well then Yuu, I hope you revised your studies..." He trailed off, his subordinates preparing some dynamites and handed him a machine gun. Then I finally noticed that the living room was already set up with... various equipments.
I whimpered.
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That night, the neighbours knew better to not disturb the sounds of explosion and machine guns firing, the screaming of the girl (screaming profanity, of course) they knew since she was a cute, little, brutal child echoed throughout the neighbourhood.
"WRONG!" A baritone voice yelled, another explosion occured accompanied by the curses that could make a sailor bow down to her. Good thing their house was a bit further then theirs, they mused.
Yes, this was just a normal night.
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The next day, Tatsumi was already waiting for me with Furuichi at my front door. Tatsumi immediately glared at Guiliano, who was fussing around with my injuries. (seriously, what the fuck is wrong with Tatsumi?)
And boy, did I get a handful of injuries.
No, It's not abuse, It's not even deep, the cuts and burns were not serious. Both of my buddies winced as they saw my bandaged self. "Traitors.." I mumbled. Tatsumi gave me a once over and spun me around, deeming me not fatally injured.
Dad? Fatally injuring me?
Pfft, he'd kill himself before he could do that.
The walk to school was normal, with me teasing and bickering with both of the idiots, that was, until we heard voices behind us.
I almost got a heart attack as Kunieda Aoi, the leader of the Pink Pales (that sounds wrong?) walked next to us, wearing the school uniform, looking at Tatsumi and blushing. She said something but I didn't pay attention because she was totally head over heels with Tatsumi.
I was irritated.
And I don't know why.
Fucking annoying.
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whoa! the fighting scene between hilda and yuu was... I gotta say, i kinda suck at fighting scenes. I did my best to describe it tho. If swinging my arms around like a psycho could indicate that. Anyway. thank you for the reviews, oh my im feeling so shy~ and im thinking of doing another story...
Maybe later.
OH AND anyone wants to suggest me Yuu's weapon?
im out.
