SK Cast
By: CrYsTaLxAnGeL
Secrets Revealed
CxA: Okay! Sorry if I haven't updated since… a long time. But I really HAD to do my school work and I was…
Anna: Spit it out!
CxA: OKAY! I was…
Hao: A lazy bum like Yoh!
CxA: I AM NOT A BUM!
Anna: Whatever.
Hao: Well? Care to continue?
CxA: -sniff- Anyway, today, the producers of SK Cast, have donated to me 20 cameras! And with those cameras, I've decided to hide all of them in the studio!
Camera ONE on!
TV screen shows Yoh, lying down on the bed in his dressing room.
CxA: Oh, look! It's Yoh in his dressing room!
Yoh: Hm… Today's Valentines Day! And yet, I have no valentine. I'd ask Anna but… She wouldn't want to go out with me…
CxA: Anna, did you- Er- What happened to Anna?
Hao: -shrugs-
CxA: Let's get back to Yoh.
Yoh: I would ask Tamao, but she's just a friend… I don't see anything special… Sure, Pilika can be a valentine, but… she's still like Anna…
Anna: WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?
Yoh: A-A-Anna?! What are you doing here!?
Anna: Oh no! You're going out with me whether you like it or not! –drags Yoh out of the room-
CxA: Uh… -clicks remote-
Camera TWO on!
TV screen shows Tamao and Ren, in the snack bar – outside the studio
Tamao: Hey Ren, would you mind passing the mustard? The ketchup too.
Ren: Here… Mind passing it back?
Tamao: Su-
-Both looking at each other-
Ren: Wait, I never knew you could go for a sentence without stuttering!
Tamao: And I never knew you spoke proper ENGLISH before!
-Still looking at each other with shocked faces-
CxA: Man, isn't this fun!?
Ren: W-What now?
Tamao: Listen, Ren. Please be a kind Chinese warrior –groans: whatever- and not tell this to anyone? It would ruin the – shy-girl act.
Ren: And in return, Ms. Pink-fake, never tell that I spoke proper English. It would ruin the 'Cool Type Chinese' look.
-Shake hands-
Unison: DEAL!
CxA: Aww…! Let's-
Anna: We're having a date in the most famous restaurant there is, got it!?
Ren: Hey, isn't that…
Yoh: Yes, Anna! –whimpers-
Tamao: Yoh and….
Unison: Nah. Can't be… -looks at each other- Is it?
CxA: -turns off monitor- Well… Enough spying for one day!
Hao: What do we do now?
Silence…
CxA: GOT IT!
Hao: What?
CxA: -smirks- SPIN THE BOTTLE!
Hao: -coughs- Are you crazy! I'm not kissing anyone! (on the other hand…) NO WAY!
CxA: Not kissing! Truth or Dare spin the bottle!
Hao: -sweat drops- Aw…
CxA: Now, I just… No, wait!
Hao: What?
CxA: Much better plan!
Hao: What!?
CxA: Spin the bottle of Truth or Dare…
Hao: Don't see the change…
CxA: And SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN!
Hao: O.o OMG! No way am I kissing!
CxA: Hao! Come on! Everyone's playing! If you don't…
Hao: What!? A bird would poop on top of my eye? Then, let it be!
CxA: I'll… Have to do this… -getting something from jacket-
Hao: Oh no! That's illegal! You're not supposed to bring guns in the studio! –kneels- Okay, okay! I'll play! I'll play!
CxA: O.o What happened to you? I was just getting my cell phone. –gets cell- It kept vibrating… And I'm not a murderer, baka!
Hao: So…
CxA: Hey, a text message from Abie.
Text message:
Hey, Crystal! The guests and I are enjoying it here! Never knew that the Funbari Inn had cute stuffed toys in… Oops! I'm already spoiling the news! I'll show you the images when I get back!
CxA: -turns to Hao- Stuffed toys?
Hao: Hey, not mine.
CxA: Hm… (I have to find out who owns those stuffed toys!)
Hao: It could it be possible that Yoh owns them?
CxA: With all the training Anna gives him? How can he have the time?
Hao: Mm… Since you have that point, could it be… Tamao's?
CxA: Could be… but I heard her say that she was with her grandmother now.
Hao: Then…
CxA: Can't be her!
Unison: Anna?!
-Shrugs-
CxA: Hehe! Can't be her! She's a total control freak!!!
Hao: But…
CxA: But what?
Hao: Couldn't there be a possibility?
CxA: What possibility is there!?
Hao: That she DOES collect them…
CxA: Hm… Hey, let's not think about this, okay? I just got home from school and I'm sill working my head right. –groans- Argh! Waa! –punches head-
Hao: Hey, hey! Don't kill yourself or something!
CxA: Can't… keep still… I… think… I'm- -faints-
Hao: O.o OMG! What am I going to do!?
CxA: -moans- Mommy, I want my Mr. Bunny here, please…
Hao: Bunny?
CxA: Waa! Where's Mr. Bunny!?
Hao: BUNNY!?
CxA: Waa! (hugs Hao)
Hao: Oh you-
CxA: Thank you, Mommy… Now you can leave me and Mr. Bunny…
Hao: Cry-
CxA: -yawns and opens eyes- Eh- WAA!
Hao: WAA!
Unison: WAA!
CxA: WHAT THE HECK WAS I DOING!?
Hao: YEAH, WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU DOING TO ME!?
CxA: HEY DON'T BLAME ME!
Hao: THEN WHO CAN I BLAME!?
-Knock from door-
CxA: Huh? Enter please! –glares at Hao- This isn't over!
Hao: -sweat drops-
Anonymous: Uh, is… Crystal here?
CxA: Hey, that's me!
Anonymous: C-Crystal… Is that really you?
CxA: Huh? Who are you?
Anonymous: It's me…
CxA: -sweat drops- Uh… Okay, I'll play along… Hi 'Me'!
Anonymous: -chuckles- Haha… No, it's me, 3K (an alias).
CxA: 3K? Hm… I don't-
Silence…
CxA: 3K… Is… Are those your 3… initials? Wait, don't say who you are! Recite the poem that I made when 'we' were in nursery!
Anonymous: When I was just a tot, I knew him oh too well, which his name was Pickle Pot…
Unison: Whose armpits smell as hell...
CxA: It is… You…
Hao: Uh… (Love Fest here or something?)
Anonymous: So, believe me?
CxA: I…
CxA pulling 3K's underwear over his head
CxA: WEDGIE!
3K: -groans-
Hao: Maybe not…
CxA: Hehe! Oh yeah, Hao, meet 3K! 3K, meet Hao! Well, we'll be waiting for my next chapter, okay?
Hao: Before you end us, what are your relations with 3K?
3K: Huh!? Relations? We-
CxA: He used to be my best friend in the lower grades before the Fourth Grade.
3K: Y-Yeah.
CxA: Although…
Hao: Although?
CxA: I could've sworn that I had a crush on him that time… -shrugs- Whatever! Bye, everyone! Reviews on my new friend! Want to know more of him and me? Well, just keep waiting on the next chapter!!!
Hao: (Another guest on Valentines? Man am I so poor to have no one…)
