Anime: Today is a special!
Kana: No smasher or Judgebender?
Anime: Nope!
Rebekah: No Subspace Army?
Anime: . . . Well! Anyway, according to the story timeline, it is a special day for you Rebekah!
Rebekah: I don't remember anything.
Kana: Anime does not own Super Smash Brothers but she owns the two of us.
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"WHEN WILL SCHOOL JUST DIE?" That was Kana. As you can (obviously) see, she's complaining about school. It was fifth period and Rebekah, Kana, Raphael, and pretty much everyone else had Life Management. Usually after the teacher's done with his lecture he lets everyone talk. The Smasher crew was doing just that.
"I wish it would," Kirby complained. (Remember they have human forms.)
"School is good for you," Rebekah stated.
"Well, I know that ROB is enjoying school," Jaku said. ROB nodded.
"Oh, yeah Bekah. Do you know what day it is today," Kana asked.
"No, other than the fact it's the eighth of June."
Kana gasped sarcastically. "You of all people, don't know what day it is today?"
"No and what is it?"
"It's your birthday of course!"
"Oh yeah!"
"It's your birthday," Yuri asked.
"Yup! But there's no need to cele-"
"We should celebrate," Kirby exclaimed.
"I-I don't need a cele-"
"Why do humans celebrate on birthdays," ROB asked.
"Well, I suppose it's like your technology advancing a bit I guess," Lucario tried answering. It still takes him great restraint to not use telepathy to talk. Old habits die hard, right?
"I suppose that is a cause for celebration," ROB said.
"C'mon Bekah! Even a robot agrees; let's celebrate," Kana demanded.
Rebekah sighed and said, "Fine, we can celebrate after school but I don't want too big of a celebration."
"YAY," Pit yelled. Rebekah chuckled.
"This will be one interesting birthday," she thought.
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"YES! School is over," Kana cheered.
"Only for today," Lucario reminded.
"You ruined it . . ." Raphael chuckled. He could never help but laugh a bit when Kana does that kind of thing.
"We should head back to the mansion," ROB said.
"Right!"
They walked into the alleyway, Lucario then opened a portal (he's one of the few Smashers that can make portals), and they all went back to find . . .
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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
". . . What?" They saw the mansion (horribly) decorated with 'Happy Birthday' stuff.
"It's Water Girl's B-Day right! SO LET'S HAVE A PARTAY," Crazy yelled. At least he was less crazy than usual or else he would have turned the entire mansion into tiny little smithereens.
"I didn't . . . want one this . . . big," Rebekah said.
"Oh," Master Hand said. He snapped and most of the (ugly) decorations disappeared. The only thing left was just a few balloons. "Good thing we don't spend money. I can just use my Hand Magic to make stuff."
Kana snickered. "Hand Magic? What kind of lame ass name is that?" Honestly, everyone else in the room was having the exact same thought.
". . ."
"Yeah, I thought so," Rebekah said. All of a sudden . . .
*POOF*
Under their feet a huge cloud of . . . I don't know, fog, shrouded their bodies to reveal something very surprising.
"Wha? Why is everything so big now, hikari," Pit said. "And why am I saying that at the end of my sentences, hikari?"
"Um," Master Hand fumbled. He snapped and a mirror appeared in front of him. He . . . he . . . he was chibi! And so was everyone else except Kirby and ROB. You guys know what chibi is, right? But, GOD, are they are so cute I die a little.
"Why are we like this, umi," Rebekah asked.
"Akiiii. Why are we talking like this, aki," Kana said with comical tears in her eyes.
"Oi! Where's Crazy, sama," Marth yelled as he looked around the room.
". . . That is not good, bou," Jaku said.
"Nothing good ever happens when Crazy's gone, ario," Lucario said telepathically.
"CRAZY," Master Hand yelled. He came into the room.
"What bro," Crazy asked.
"Did you turn them into . . . these Kirby-style bodies," Master Hand slowly asked.
"Welz, you seez I tried to do somethin' with Hand Magic and I endz up messin' up," Crazy said.
"CRAZY," Master Hand scolded.
"I'z sorry bro," Crazy said.
"Well, I have to find a way to revert them back and you're going to help me," Master Hand said.
"Okayz," Crazy said as he slowly floated with Master Hand.
Rebekah sighed. "What are we going to do now, umi? That is still annoying, umi."
"Well, I at least know why we say that stuff, aki."
"Really, hikari," Raphael asked.
"Specifically, I know what umi and hikari means. I don't know the reason why but I can throw in a good guess, aki."
"Then tell us, bou." Good thing about those end-of-sentences stuff is that I don't need to type whose speaking. : )
"Well, this stuff is all Japanese, aki. Umi means ocean, aki is usually a fire-like thing, hikari is light, bou is adventure, sama means master, and Lucario gets ario for obvious reasons. I think we say this stuff because we're . . ."
"You're supposed to be what," Kirby asked curiously.
". . . cute, aki."
"FFUUU-" Rebekah was going to start raging toward the idiot Hands.
"Calm down, Rebekah, sama," Marth said restraining her.
"When I get my hands on those idiotic limbs I'm gonna-" You do not want to hear that.
"Why is Rebekah so angry? I have seen her taking a liking to thing that are, as you describe, cute," ROB asked. Lucky robot. He didn't get chibi. Although I doubt that he would look cut chibi.
"She likes cute things but she doesn't like it when she's the one who's cute, aki."
"Why, bou?"
"Well, it's like female stuff being inferior to guy stuff, aki. That's why she hates anything girly. It's the exact same thing with cute, aki."
When Rebekah stopped her raging she just had an annoyed look on her face. "Those hands better turn us back to normal or else I'll murder, umi." Whoah, she's still scary as hell even if she's cute.
"Well, as long as nothing happens in our world we're okay, ario."
"You think we can do homework like this, hikari?"
". . ."
"You guys can try," Kirby suggested. He's lucky too but I guess he already is chibi.
Then they started to try. They couldn't write correctly since they had such small hands. After a half hour they gave up.
"Ugh," Rebekah complained as she threw her pencil onto the ground. ". . . umi. Gah, damn it, umi! Why does this happen on my birthday, too, umi?"
"Calm down, sama. All of the homework is due Friday, we still have time, sama," Yuri said as he came and patted her back.
"You're right. Thanks, umi," as she looked at him and smiled. He smiled back until he noticed Kana looking at them with an analytical look in her eye.
"What, sama?"
"Oh, nothing, aki. OHOHOHOHOHO," she said with the mischievous look on her face.
"Wha-"
"WHIR WHIR," Crazy yelled as he burst into the room.
"CRAZY! I thought you stopped with the alarm noise, hikari," Pit yelled.
"MH TOL' ME TO AGAIN! SUBSPACE ARMY IN THE REAL WORLD! WHIR WHIR," Crazy continued to yell.
Rebekah being in the bad mood as she was she decided to beat the insane limb to a pulp with just her bare hands.
"Now that you are done shall we fight the army," ROB asked.
"Um, ROB? How will we fight if we're barely an inch taller than Kirby, bou," Young asked.
"Well, we could try one thing," Kirby said.
"What is that, umi," Rebekah asked.
"Combo Attacks," Kirby answered.
"Oh, those, aki," Kana said. "I doubt those will work and plus, I made that attack at the top of my head, aki. I don't know if anyone can make such a move so quickly, aki."
"It doubles the damage of a normal smash so I think we should use it, hikari. Never underestimate a Smasher, hikari," Raphael grinned.
"Well, come on we will have to go anyway, bou," Young said as Lucario made a portal. They all went in.
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"HOLY CRAP, SAMA!" Guess what? The army was attacking in . . . China! "WHAT DO THEY WANT IN CHINA, SAMA?"
Luckily they didn't have to look out for any innocent bystander because everyone was running. Bad news is that everyone was running in random directions.
"You have to evacuate the citizens in the right direction, bou," Jaku yelled to ROB and Kirby, being the only normal sized ones. "LET'S GO, BOU!"
They all rushed into battle in groups of pairs.
"Ready to do it again, aki," Kana asked.
"As ready as ever, umi." They got into position, their pointer fingers aiming at the Primids, who have yet to notice them.
"Combo Attack: Spiraling Opposites!" The beams took out quite a bit of the army.
"This just might work, aki."
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"Wow! The girls are doing great, hikari," Raphael commented as he battled with Marth.
"Yeah and it's our turn to try and do an attack like that, sama," Yuri stated.
The two went in opposite directions. "Combo Attack: Dancing Rings of the Angelic Blade!" The two did Angel Ring and Dancing Blade and added an extra slash once they had met in the middle.
"Good job, hikari!"
"Right back at you, sama!"
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"Looks like the guys' did theirs, aki. Thinking what I'm thinking, aki," Kana asked as she battled.
"Yup, umi!"
"Time to switch partners, (aki, umi)," they said in unison, dashing for the other boys. They grabbed one arm of either boy and separated.
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"Time to do a Combo Attack with you, Marth, umi."
"Alright, sama."
"Combo Attack: Water Dolphin!" The two had done Dolphin Slash applied with power with some water and even more power since there was a second person.
"I can't believe you maneuvered that skill so easily, sama," Yuri said impressed.
"I'm a fast learner, umi," Rebekah said smiling.
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"Time to go, Raphy-chan, aki."
"Yeah, hikari!"
"Combo Attack: Fiery Arrow Line!" Pit launched a Palutena's Arrow and Kana did a Fiery Illusion so fast that it kept up with the arrow's speed. Once she finished Kana gave him a thumbs up and he did the same.
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Young and Lucario had been paired up for the fighting but it was rather awkward since they knew nothing about each other.
"I think we should do our Combo Attack, bou. Everyone else has, bou," Jaku said.
"I suppose, ario," Lucario responded.
"Combo Attack: Aura Bomb!" Young Link had thrown a bomb and Lucario sent an Aura Sphere. The bomb went into the sphere and when it hit the ground it caused a huge explosion that obliterated the rest of the army. Everyone else was lucky enough to avoid it.
"WHOAH! That. Was. Awesome," Kirby said as he finally finished evacuating the citizens. It was hard if you didn't know Chinese.
"Very impressive. No signs of the army," ROB said.
"Compared to everyone else's you probably have the best Combo Attack, umi," Rebekah praised.
"Thanks (,bou/ario)," the two said. I believe this is the start of a beautiful friendship. Pit opened a portal and they all returned to Smash Mansion.
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The first thing they noticed when they got to the mansion was that a cake was on the middle cafeteria table. Second, they felt taller, so they looked at each other and saw that they were normal.
"Ah! We're back to normal," they all said.
"YES!" That was Rebekah. Good for you if you remember why.
"By the way, what's with the cake," Kana said, tempted to get a slice as soon as possible.
"SURPRISE!" Master Hand came out from underneath a table and threw confetti. "This is what Crazy had been trying to make. It was going to be for Rebekah's birthday."
"That's uncharacteristically nice of him," Rebekah stated. Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Yes, yes it quite is," Master Hand said himself.
They started to light the candles on the cake and once they were blown the celebration began. They started to eat the cake, play each other's games, listen to Kana's rockin' J-pop, and just screwing around and have fun.
But somewhere in the middle ROB asked, "I regret asking this question but where is Crazy Hand?"
They waited for the moment where Crazy would slam through the door ruining the moment but nothing happened.
"Where's Crazy," Lucario asked Master Hand.
"Oh, I . . . sent him off . . . somewhere," Master Hand said vaguely.
"Um, okay . . .?" Rebekah asked. "Is that supposed to be a good thing or a bad thing?"
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In a closet in the mansion was Crazy. He was covered in duct tape from head to toe in several layers up to the point of complete immobility. I wonder how long will he be in there.
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Anime: That was the first ever TJB special!
Rebekah: You remembered my birthday . . .
Kana: Of course!
Anime: EVERYONE PLEASE REVIEW!
