"All right guys which way do we go?" Alyssa asked as she looked back and forth to the two doors. "Guys?" Were Retro and Juice were standing went completely black. "Hello?"

"Dirty Pop" a voice sang. Alyssa looked on horrified as she saw Susan The Boy Bear on a turn table.

"Sick and tired of hearing all these people talk about" Chopper sang as he walked towards Alyssa. She held up her empty bottle in defense. "What's the deal with this pop lifeand when is gonna fade out" He brought out his hatchets. "The thing you got to realizewhat we doing is not a trend. We got the gift of melody we gonna bring it till the end"

"What?" Alyssa backed up into someone. "Juice! The subordinates are back!"

"It doesn't matter 'bout the car I drive or what I wear around my neck" Juice sang.

"But your not wearing anything around your neck…"

"All that matters is that you recognize that it's just about respect" Juice jabbed her finger on Alyssa shoulder. "It doesn't matter about the clothes I wear and where I go and why"

"Okay just don't hurt me!"

"All that matters is that you get hyped and we'll do it to you every time. Come on now!" The spot lights went on to Retro, Sledgehammer and Corroder.

"Do you ever wonder why" Retro sang as she jumped on one of the statues.

"This music gets you high?" Sledgehammer bellowed as he punched his Sledgehammer into the air.

"It takes you on a ride" Corroder sang spraying his acid all around in a circle.

"Feel it when your body starts to rock" Chopper threw a hatchet at Alyssa who nearly dodged it.

"Your body starts to rock" Juice and Retro sang dancing madly.

"Baby you can't stop"

"You can't stop"

"And the music's all you got"

"Come on now"

"This must be, pop" Chopper threw his hands up in the air. Corroder and Sledgehammer pop balloons on both sides of Alyssa scaring her shitless. "Dirty pop baby you can't stopI know you like this dirty pop this must be-"

Juice shoved Alyssa to the ground. "Now, why you wanna try to classify the type of thingthat we do"

"No I'm not…"

"'Cause we're just fine doin what we like"

"I'm not stopping you…"

"Can we say the same for you?" The others grouped around the terrified Alyssa. "Tired of feelin all around me animosity"

"I'm sorry!"

"Just worry about yours 'cause I'ma get mine now people can't you see" Juice pulled everybody back and did a little dance.

Chopper broke out of the group. "It doesn't matter 'bout the car I drive or the ice around my neck"

"What ice?" Alyssa said slowly standing up.

"All that matters is that you recognize that it's just about respect" Chopper said putting his arm around Leah who some how just appeared. She squealed with happiness. "It doesn't matter about the clothes I wear and where I go and why"

"But you aren't wearing any-" Alyssa spoke before Leah knocked her out with a 2x4.

"All that matters is that you get hyped and we'll give it to you every time. Come on"

3 Chorus Later

In the end Chopper, Leah, Sledgehammer and Corroder disappeared and Susan went back to his old lifeless self. Alyssa awoke from her unconsciousness and wobbled over to the two girls and the boy bear.

"Susan! Wake up!" Retro cried.

"Dude relax…" Juice said bored.

"SUSAN!" Alyssa tapped them both on the shoulder. "Yo"

"What. The. Hell. Was that!?"

"What was what?"

"You guys broke into song!"

"Oh really! What did we sing!?"

"I don't know some type of boy band bleh"

"…Really?"

"Are you high?" Juice asked folding her arms. Alyssa sighed heavily.

"Anyway. Which way do we go?"

Retro and Juice held their hands up and figured out the direction they are going to go.

"To the left"

To The Left

Ralph appeared and began to chase them. They came to the evade point. Retro and Juice began to argue.

"You know that we are not totally gonna dodge him so he can fall" Retro said her hands on her hips.

"I know that so what are we gonna do?" Juice asked. Alyssa was being chased in circles.

"I totally got an idea!"

"Let me hear it"

"I'll kiss him so he can get distracted!"

"You!? I'm gonna kiss him!"

"HA! In your dreams!" Alyssa stopped as she noticed that the lighting dimmed.

"Oh no…" Alyssa whimpered. Retro appeared beside Ralph.

"You might've been hurt, babe that ain't no lie you've seen them all come and go, oh.." Retro sang happily walking Ralph away from Juice and Alyssa. Ralph was very very confused. "I remember you told me that it made you believe in no man, no cryMaybe that's why" Retro backed up a bit. Susan came back to life, Jemima teleported over and Leah came back and they all were her back up dancers. "Every little thing I do never seems enough for you, you don't wanna lose it again, but I'm not like them" Juice went over to Leah.

"Whose side are you on!?" Juice snapped. Leah shrugged and kept dancing.

"Baby, when you finally, get to love somebody guess what, it's gonna be me.."

"What's with the singing in this chapter?" Alyssa asked the readers of this fan fiction.

Juice pulled Ralph away from Retro. "You've got no choice, babe but to move on" she pointed to Retro. "And you know there ain't no time to waste you're just too blind" Chopper appeared. "Too see" Dante from DMC came. "But in the end, ya know it's gonna be me" And finally the Pokemon Spheal showed up bouncing around. "You can't deny so just tell me why" Another dance was done. "Every little thing I do never seems enough for you, you don't wanna lose it again but I'm not like them" she tilted her head towards Retro. "Baby, when you finally get to love somebody guess what"

"What?" Ralph asked perplexed. Juice leaned over to his ear.

"It's gonna be me" Retro stood in shock.

"That whore!" Retro yelled. "There comes a day when I'll be the one, you'll see..It's gonna"

"Gonna"

"Gonna"

"Gonna"

"Gonna" Susan turned around to face the reader with sunglasses on.

"It's gonna be me" the bear finished and returned to it old self. Retro got down on her knees.

"NOOOO SUSAN!" Retro cried. Her head snapped around to Juice. "You know your dead right?"

"Oh totally" Juice said grinning. Everyone had disappeared (Except for Alyssa and Ralph) still there was a blue thing bouncing around. Juice caught the Spheal. "OMG YOUR SO FUCKING CUTE!"

"Spheal!" it cried.

"I'm gonna call you Petey!"

"Juice?" Retro said smirking holding her guns at her.

"Oh right…"