Hey guys! I just barely got home from this one party that me and Lexi were invited to...as soon as we walked through the door Lexi passed out of the couch, she was so tired. It's 1:28 AM after all, but I'm not tired. I thought I would go on my email, and I saw that I got a few reviews and stuff, so I decided to write more. And it's Shikamarus turn, I had a very good idea for both of his dares, but I only remember one -.-'...I hope I think of it later, but anyway...Yeah, enjoy the chapter and blah blah blah...XD. ENJOY!

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Kiba frowned, and sat back down. They had already filled the others in on what had happened already, so they were ready to play again. "Your turn to spin, Sakura." Sasuke said, a small chibi Sasuke on his shoulder (XD), and he handed Sakura the bottle. Sakura smiled. "This is going to be...a DoubleDare..." she said, and spun the bottle.

Spin...

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Spin...Stop. It landed on...Shikamaru.

Everyone turned and faced Shikamaru...who was asleep...wonderful. Ino glared at the boy who was asleep next to her. She turned and faced him, grabbing his shoulders she began to shake him back and forth. "SHIKAMARU! IT'S YOUR TURN! WAKE UP!" she shouted, shaking him harder. He didn't even open his eyes. Everyone frowned. Naruto grabbed a random stick from out of no where and began to poke Shikamarus arm with it, earning him a hit in the head by both Ino and Sakura.

"Shikamaru! You have to do two dares from Sakura! You need to wake up!" Ino said. Shikamaru didn't budge. Everyone stared at him, questions marks above their heads. Why wasn't Shikamaru not waking up? Don't look at me, I write the story and all, but I didn't do anything...yet.

Ino was getting worried. "Shikamaru?" she asked. Naruto gasped, jumped up, pointed at Shikamaru, and shouted, "HE'S DEAD! I BET YOU HES DEAD! YES, HES DEAD!"

"He's not dead!" Ino shouted, throwing the baseball bat she used to smash the Kool Aid man at him. Naurto frowned, now having a big bump on his head. He sat back down and pouted. Asuma sighed. "Maybe hes playing dead." he suggested. Ino frowned. "He's not a dog, Sensei."

BUT AKAMARU IS! And so is Kiba..partly. Remember? I changed him back to human, but I left him with those pointy dog ears and a bushy tail! XD I sure am good...hehe. ANYWAY, on with the story.

Ino placed a hand on his forehead. "He doesn't feel like hes sick or anyway." she said. Temari smirked. "I bet hes just acting like this to get out of his turn." she said. Ino looked at her and frowned. "Well hes not gonna get out that easy. If we all have to do something, then he does too." Ino replied, as everyone nodded in agreement. But then again, Shikamaru was one of the smartest people in the group...so he could be a good actor, who knows. If hes acting, I say we put him in some of the great movies...replace some actors...that would be awesome...

Ino glanced back down and the sleeping teammate of hers, and sighed. "Well, should we wait for him to get up?" she asked. Asuma sighed, and Choji continued to eat his chips. "I think that would be best." they replied.

And so they waited.

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"Man, hes a deep sleeper."

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"How can someone just sleep during a game like this?"

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"I like Ramen."

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"I'm bored."

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"This is taking too long." Ino mumbled. Everyone nodded. Shikamaru was asleep, Ino was about to fall alseep, Choji was eating, Asuma was wonder what he could do to get his hands on a cigarette, Sakura was thinking about that kiss with Naruto, Naruto was thinking about ramen, Sasuke was playing patty-cake with the Chibi Sasuke on his shoulder, kakashi was reading his dirty novel, Kurenai was laughing inside at Kiba and his out-of-control tail, Kiba was trying to push his brown, bushy tail away that was smacking him in the face, Hinata was giggling at Kibas little fight, Akamaru tried biting Kiba tail, Shino was thinking about a planet where only bugs lived and how he will take over it someday, Gai and Lee were hugging and talking about youth, Neji and Tenten continued holding hands and glanced at each other every other minute or so, Temari was smirking and looking at Shikamaru, Kankuro was thinking about starting a puppet show on TV, and Gaara...was being Gaara?

That was when shikamaru began to toss and turn in his sleep. Everyone circled around him, waiting to see if he would wake up...to bad they forget that its never that easy.

Shikamaru groaned. "Ino," he mumbled. Everyone quickly looked at ino. Ino froze. Was he awake? Or did he just say her name in his sleep? "Temari," he mumbled. Everyone turned and looked at Temari, who was blinking, confused. Ino frowned at her. It was obvious Shikamaru was asleep.

Okay, we all know that there is ShikaIno in this, not ShikaTema, because Shikamaru likes Ino. Lets just say hes dreaming about them both, but hes deciding in that dream that Ino is the love, and Temari is the friend...too bad they don't know that...

Everyone turned and stared at Shikamaru, see if he would say something else. Shikamaru frowned. "I like pink panties..."

Everyone stared. "What?" they all asked. Shikamaru frowned even deeper. "I like pink panties...they're sexy..." Everyone stared, not believeing what they were hearing...and they were wondering what the hell kind of a dream he was having. "You think they're...s-sexy?" Temari laughed. Shikamaru sighed in his sleep. "I like them. Don't judge me..." he whined, then turned and continued to sleep on his other side. Asuma stared at his student, confused. He never knew his smartest and laziest student had such a mind...but then again no body knew.

"I like pretty blond girl..." Shikamaru mumbled, beginning to drool. Temari and Ino looked at each other, for they were both blond, and he mumbled both their names. Temari leaned down, and whispered, "Which blond girl, Shikamaru?" Ino frowned at temari, then leaned down even closer to Shikamaru. "Yeah, Shika, which one." she asked. Ino and Temari glared at each other. Shikamaru smirked slightly, still drooling. "The blond one..." he mumbled. Ino and Temari frowned. "THAT HELPS!?" they both exclaimed, while everyone sweatdropped.

Well...I say we see a bit of cat fighting, how about you?

Ino and Temari glared at each other, and they both stood up. "He wasn't talk about you." Temari stated. Ino glared at her. "As if, I'm more blond then you." Ino replied. Temari glared even harder. "Yeah right, I bet you bleach your hair. I'm natural!" she replied, smirked. Ino glared, putting her hands on his hips. "I don't bleach my hair, it's natural. Unlike yours, sand princess!" Ino snapped. Temari rolled her eyes. "Whatever, skank, mine is natural, yours isnt!" Temari snapped right back. Ino glared. "No! It's the other way around, bitch!" Ino shouted. Temari and Ino glared at each other harshly. Asuma frowned, and walked in between them. "Thats enough!"

Ino and Temari crossed their arms, and glared at each other. Is it just me, or is something bad gonna happen with these two in the future...? Everyone looked back and forth between the two blonds. It was true, they both liked Shikamaru, even if they just barely realized it, and this ment only one this: WAR! Le Gasp!

They all heard a groan, and turned to Shikamaru. Shikamaru yawned, sat up, and stretched his arms out. He opened his eyes, and saw that everyone was staring at them, and that Ino and Temari were about to bite each others heads off. He blinked, then looked down at the bottle that was pointing at him. He frowned deeply. "Damn."

Asuma smirked. "You awake, good, stay that way. It's your turn. And to make it even better, it's a double dare!" he said. Shikamaru frowned even deeper. "Troublesome games..." he muttered. They all went back to their normal places, but Ino and Temari glared at each other as Ino sat down next Shikamaru and Temari next to Kankuro. Shikamaru noticed this, but it was to troublesome to say anything, so he didn't.

Shikamaru sighed. "So what do I have to do?" he asked. Sakura smirked. "Well, while you were asleep...I had alot of time to think about one of the dares..." she told him, smirking evilly. Everyone stared at Sakura, waiting for her to say what Shikamaru has to do.

Sakura smiled. "Shikamaru, for your first dare, I dare you to...Go on a date with Ino and Temari...at the same time."

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"WHAT!?!?!" Ino and Temari shouted at Sakura. Shikamaru just sat there, dumbfounded. Sakura smiled. "You heard me." she said. Ino and Temari deeply glared at each other. Shikamaru blink. "I dont even get a say in this? Why them?" he asked. Sakura smirked. "I don't know...ask your self that." she replied, standing up, along with everyone else. Ino and Temari frowned. "I cant go out with Shikamaru with her there!" the both said, pointing at each other.

Well too bad. Life tough, besides, I think everyone will be happy in the end...well, almost everyone, atleast. And well, I might as well help them get ready.

Just them, Shikamaru, Ino, and Temari clothes were changed. Shikamaru was now wearing one of those collared button-up shirts that was black, black pants, and a green tie. That sounds about right for him to wear on a date right? Ino was wearing a dark purple belly tanktop with a long sleeve fishnet shirt under it, and a dark purple skirt that when above her knees, and black high heels. That sounds like Ino, right? And then Temari was wearing a tight, sand colored dress with fishnet leggings and black high heels. Whats with the fishnet? Just asking...

Shikamaru looked at himself, and mumbled, "Troublesome." Ino looked down at herself, and slightly smirked. I look way better. she thought. Temari studied her outfit, and smiled. This is so much better than her outfit. she thought. Ino and Temari looked at each other, then glared at each other. Shikamaru looked back and forth between the two. Whats wrong with them? he asked himself. He sighed. Troublesome women...

Sakura smiled. "Perfect! Now...LETS GO! We get to watch you guys while your on your date. Mainly because Garra and Kankuro aren't very happy with Temari and this..." she said. Kankuro and Garra were off in some dark corner, glaring at Shikamaru. Shikamaru flinched, and Temari gave a small, weak laugh, then glared even harder at them. They both backed off. Ino smirked. Temari had over protective brothers, so that was one point for her, not that she was keeping count.

-At some fancy place where the food is good and its Romantic and all-

Shikamaru continued to look back and forth at the two girls that were continuing to glare at each other on each side of him. He was confused as to why they hated each other all of a sudden...but he didn't want to find out either.

They were in line to get a table, while the others where behind them. They reach other front, and Shikamaru said, "Table for three, I guess..." he said, unsure. Ino and Temari stopped glaring at each other long enough to smile widely and sweetly at the lady that was going to bring them to there table and be the waitress. The waitress sweatdropped, and pointed at a table that had three chairs. Shikamaru nodded as a thank you, and Ino and Temari continued to glare. The waitress frowned. Weird...What else could happen today...? she thought.

Just then, Kakashi came up to the lady, put away his book and smiled under his mask. "Table for 16, please." he asked. The Waitress blinked, then pointed over at a table that was about three tables down from Shikamaru, Ino, and Temari that had 16 chairs. Kakashi smiled. "Thank you."

-At Shikamaru, Ino, and Temari's table-

Shikamaru looked back and forth between Ino and Temari, and was even more confused than before. They were all eating, but Shikamaru didn't feel hungry for some reason. He was afraid that if he moved, the two blonds would try and stab each other with their forks again.

Shikamaru glanced at Ino, and slightly grinned. She looks good in that outfit. he thought. He glanced over at Temari. That color makes her eyes pop. he thought. He sighed. He knew he liked Ino more than Temari, but Temari was still on his list. He knew who he would choose...but there had to be a reason for their fighting...he just couldn't put his finger on it. Maybe they were fighting over who was prettier, or who was smarter. Maybe even over who was more popular. Shikamaru didn't know.

Ino continued to glared at Temari. How dare she, she knows I've known Shikamaru my whole life! And she just comes in and thinks she can take him away! That bitch! And I am way more blond than her! she thought. She lightly sighed. I never thought I would like Shikamaru, maybe because hes lazy, but hes sweet, and hes always been there for me! I should be with him! He knows me better! I actually would understand his ways! Ino didn't know what was going to happen, but she had anything to say about it, Shikamaru was hers.

Temari glared hard at Ino. Hm, this is actually going very well, I'm surprised she hasn't tried to stab me with her fork again. Hm, I just hope she knows what shes doing. I am more blond, and she knows it. Temari thought, slightly smirking.

All three of them sat there in silence. Shikamaru frowned, putting another piece of chicken in his mouth. Maybe I should try and start a convercation...he thought. He looked at them. "So...Hows the food?" he asked. They didn't even turn to look at him, they just continued to glared at each other as they replied, "Fine." Shikamaru sweatdropped. He didn't know what else to do...

-Meanwhile at the Table With Everyone Else at it-

Everyone watched Ino, Shikamaru, and Temari, and so far, everyone was bored. Naruto had eaten 24 bowls of ramen in less then ten minutes, Sakura was watching Naruto do this, Sasuke was talking to the Chibi Sasuke on his shoulder about hair products, Kakashi was reading his stupid, gross book, We all know what Shikamaru and Ino are doing, Choji had eaten everything the kitchen had, Asuma was keeping an eye on a woman who had a cigarette in her hand, Kurenai took that the wrong way, Kiba was glaring at the tail that was smacking him in the face, Hinata tried to Help Kiba out with the tail, Akamaru was laughing inside at his owner, Shino was wondering why the place didn't serve fried grasshoppers, Gai was eating the curry of life with Lee, Neji was glaring at the curry for he remembered what the curry did to him before, Tenten was laughing at the memory, We all know where Temari is, Kankuro was writing scripts on napkins for his puppet show, and Gaara...was just there, glaring at everyone that passed him.

Kiba let out a frustrated growl. "This stupid thing keeps hitting me!" Kiba shouted, referring to the tail he now had. "Why did the author do this to me? I thought he thought I was a good character!" he asked himself. Hinata shrugged. "I don't know." she muttered.

I'm doing this to you because you keep to yourself to much about one thing! And I know what that one thing is, and as soon as you do that one thing, Your tail and dog ears will be gone...for somewhat a long time, until I want you to have them again! Why, because I'm sure everyone loves Kiba with his doggieness...right? Right.

Kurenai looked over at Kiba. "Kiba, maybe if you leave it alone it will stop bugging you." she told him. Kiba held perfectly still, his arms crossed, and what did the tail do? It slapped him twice in the face. Talk about bitch slap. Kiba glared at it, grabbed ahold of it, and hoped it wouldn't move again. It got loose and began to tickle Kiba. "Hey! That's cheating!" Kiba shouted. Hinata smiled, and shook her head, and Akamaru barked.

Sakura looked over at Naruto, and sighed. Naruto looked over at her. "Something wrong?" he asked. Sakura shook her head. "I don't know...I'm just bored, I guess." she replied. Naruto smiled. "At least your not over there. Ino doesn't look like shes having much fun. Why did you dare Shikamaru to go out with both Ino and Temari?" he asked. Sakura smirked, and then giggled. "Ino needs to fight for Shikamaru, because I think she and him go better together, but since Temari likes him to, I think its time Ino fight for a man worth fighting for, until like before with me and her." Sakura said. They both looked over and Sasuke and the small chibi Sasuke.

"No! She didn't go there!" Big Sasuke said. Small Sasuke nodded and smiled. "Yes, yes!" Little Sasuke said. Big Sasuke smiled. "I knew she liked him!" he said. "Yes, but she also loves another dude." Little Sasuke said. Big Sasuke gasped dramaticly. "What!? Who is it!? Tell me!!" he begged. "I don't know his name! But I tell you, hes hott." Little Sasuke said, cutely smiling. Big Sasuke smirked. "I bet he is! After all, she does have the best taste in guys!" Big Sasuke said.

o.o

Naruto and Sakura stared at Sasuke and the Chibi Sasuke as they gossiped. They blinked. "Thank God I'm over him." Sakura said. Naruto smiled. "Yeah, but I bet he would help you pick out outfits! Oh, and you could do his make-up!" Naruto said. Sakura laughed. "Yeah, Okay..."

Neji eyed the Curry that Lee and Gai were eating. Lee handed Neji a bowl of the curry of life. "HERE NEJI! HAVE SOME!" Lee said. Neji turned whiter than a ghost. He grabbed the bowl of curry, and threw it out of a window that just happen to be there and explosions were heard. Lee now had waterfalls of tears going down his cheeks. "OH NEJI! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE CURRY OF LIFE!?" Lee shouted. Neji frowned. "Because that stuff is horrible!" he replied.

"DON'T LISTEN TO HIM LEE! HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND!"

"YES GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE-"

"RAWR!" Neji shouted, grabbed both Gai and Lee, and threw them out the window, and even more explosion sounds where heard. Tenten stared at Neji. "Neji, you do realize that you just threw our Sensei and teammate out the window, right?" she asked. Neji nodded. "Yes. Yes I do." he replied. Tenten stared at him. Neji looked back and forth. "What?" he asked, confused as to why Tenten was staring at him like that. Tenten smirked. "I love you!" she said, jumped onto Neji, and kissed him.

Everyone at there table stopped doing what they were doing, and looked at the two. the waitress came over, saw what Neji and tenten were doing, and frowned. "Hey, lovebirds, get a room." she said. Tenten pulled away from Neji, and looked at the waitress. "Can we get one?" she asked. Neji turned around and looked at the waitress. It took the waitress a second to realize they were serious. Confused, she pointed behind her to a door. Tenten smiled, got up, and pulled Neji to the room, walked in, and shut the door behind them. The waitress blinked. "What a weird day..."

Naruto looked around confused. "What does it mean when people 'Get a room?'" he asked. Everyone looked at Naruto. Kakashi gave a weak laugh. "Well, Naruto, when two people are dating and they want to 'Get a Room,' they..."

-Meanwhile at Shikamaru, Ino, and Temari's Table-

"Well...that was good!"

"Fine."

"Ugh..."

Shikamaru watched as the two girls continued to glare at each other. He gave up...he didn't know what their problem was, but it was obviously bad. Shikamaru scratched the back of his head. "Well, are we ready to go?"

"Fine."

Shikamaru frowned, got up, and began to walk back to the other table. Ino and Temari followed, STILL glaring at each other. Everyone looked up at them. "We're done..." Shikamaru said. Ino and Temari nodded as they kept glaring. Everyone sweatdropped at them. They all got up as Lee said, "We have to get Neji and Tenten first!" Naruto paled. "NOOO! LET THEM FINISH FIRST! PLEASE!" he shouted. Gai laughed. "Oh, please, i'm sure they aren't doing anything unyouthful! Lets go tell them we're heading back!" gai said. They all looked at each other, uncertain. Gai skipped(?) over to the door where Neji and Tenten were. He was about to open it, but then he heard them talk.

"Are you ready for this, Tenten."

"Neji, I've been ready for this for a long time..."

"Your sure?"

"Yes Neji, lets just do it!"

"You ready?"

"Yes..."

Gai gasped dramaticly. He slammed the door open, his right hand over his eyes, and the other pointing at Neji and Tenten. "NEJI! TENTEN! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT COULD COME OF THIS! NOT GOOD THINGS! YOUR MUCH TOO YOUNG!"

"For what?"

"FOR THIS!!!"

"For Rock, Paper, Scissors?"

"YE- Huh?"

Gai took his hand off his eyes and stared at his two students. Sure enough, Neji and Tenten were sitting cross-legged on the bed, their left hand out with their rights fist ontop, getting ready to play. Gai was awe-struck..."But-You-But? You said-! WHAT!?!?" he asked. Neji blinked. "I was trying to catch her off guard." he replied, confused. Tenten nodded. "Why? What do you think we were doing?" she asked, cautiously.

Just then Naruto pushed gai down and shouted, "WE THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GETTING FUNKY!" Neji and Tenten turned bright red. "W-what?" Tenten stuttered. Neji just sat there. Gai got up and smiled awkwardly. "Well, you just sounded like...WE ARE READY TO GO BACK AND FINISH SHIKAMARUS NEXT DARE!" he said, changing the subject, then running away. Naruto smiled, turned away, and walked away. Neji and Tenten looked at each other, confused. "I guess we have to go..." Tenten said.

Neji nodded, then smirked. "That was a great cover up, by the way. Rock, Paper, Scissors! Only Gai would fall for that." he said. Tenten smirked, then giggled. "yeah...Lets go."

-Back at narutos Still broken House...You'd think I'd fix his house sooner or later...-

Sakura smiled. "So was it fun?"

"No."

"No."

"Ugh..."

Everyone sweatdropped at this. They were back at Narutos house, and they were trying to get the details out of Shikamaru, Ino, and Temari.

Now, since I'm the author, and I can do what ever I want...I think I'm gonna let them do some entertaining stuff...mwhahaha!

Everyone looked at Shikamaru. "What did you guys talk about?" Kiba asked, pushing his tail aside. Shikamaru was about to say something, but temari beat him to it. "Nothing. Bitchy over here wouldn't talk." temari said, pointing at Ino. Ino glared at her. "Excuse me? You didn't talk either, skanky!"

"I did too. After all," Temari said, facing Shikamaru. "He likes me way better than you!" Shikamaru stood there, dumbfounded. Wait...dont tell me they were fighting about...

"As if! He's known me his whole life! How long have you guys known each other? A year or two?"

"Shut up! He actually talks to me!" Temari snapped. "No! He talks to me more! I'm on his squad!" Ino shouted. Temari snorted. "Yeah, but he thinks Im a good kisser!" Temari said.

Silence.

Ino glared. "How the hell would you know that!?" she exclaimed, about ready to bite Temaris head right off and flush it down the toilet. Temari smirked. She turned, faced Shikamaru, grabbed his head, and smashed her lips onto him. Ino stared at them. Everyones mouths were practicly on the ground. Shikamaru was just as confused and dumbfounded. Temari pulled away, smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Beat that." Temari challenged. Ino smirked. "With pleasure!" Ino replied. Ino grabbed Shikamarus face, and roughly placed her lips on his, but what was different about Inos kiss, is that Ino used tongue.

Ino pulled away and smirked at the gasping Temari. Shikamaru was just standing there, his lips had two different kinds of glosses on them, but he really didn't care about that right now...he just got kissed by two different girls...Everyone else were just as surprised. Temari glared at her, and grabbed Shikamarus faced, and kissed him harder and with more tongue. Ino glared at Temari when she pulled away. Ino grabbed Shikmamaru and Kissed him three times as hard and with three times the tongue...Boy Shikamaru is a really lucky bastard right now...too bad he doesn't think so.

Temari glared at Ino, grabbed Shikamarus left arm, and pulled him towards her. "He wants me!" she stated. Ino glared right back, grabbed Shikamarus right arm, and pulled him towards her. "No! He wants me!" Ino snapped. Temari frowned, and pulled Shikamaru back to her. "ME!"

"NO ME!"

"ME!"

"ME!"

"MEEEEE!"

Everyones heads went back and forth as Temari and Ino played tug'll war with Shikamaru. Shikamaru couldn't believe that this was actually happening to him, of all people. Why did this have to be so troublesome?

Temari let go of Shikamaru, walked over to Ino, and slapped her right across the face. Ino was shocked, but soon recovered, and slapped Temari back. Shikamaru panicked. Who knows what this is gonna lead to! Temari punched Ino, and Ino punched back, along with a nice kick in the stomach. Temari grabbed ahold of Inos hair, and pulled. Ino began to punch and kick Temari in the stomach.

Asuma frowned. "This is getting out of hand..." he said, and began to walk over to the two girls. Kakashi stopped them. "Why? This is a great show." Kakashi said, smiling under his mask. Asuma frowned. "No it's not! Kakashi!" Asuma said.

"OF COURSE IT IS! IT IS A SHOWING OF FRIENDSHIP THROUGH FIST FIGHTING!" Gai shouted. Kurenai punched his shoulder. "No it's not!" she snapped at him. Lee gasped. "How dare you touch Gai-Sensei! You will pay for that!" Lee shouted at Kurenai. Kurenai glared at him as Kiba shoved Lee. "Watch it Lee, Kurenai could kick you ass!" Kiba told Lee. Lee glared at Kiba. "She couldn't touch me even if I used no strength at all! She's not a good teacher like Gai-Sensei!" Lee replied. Gai nodded. "He speaks the truth." Gai said. Kiba brought his fist up, and punched Lee right in the face, causing Lee to move back a few steps back. Kurenai smirked. "I have been a better teacher than you!" Kurenai said. Gai then shoved her, and she shoved back. Kakashi frowned. "Okay, now I think thats enough." he said.

Kurenai turned, and without even thinking, punched Kakashi right in the jaw. Kakashi, stunned by the attack, frowned. He kicked at Kurenai, but missed and Kicked Gai were he shouldn't have. Asuma glared at kakashi for trying to kick Kurenai, so what did he do? Asume punched Kakashi in the jaw, and Kakashi punched back while Kurenai and Gai continued to shove each other.

Lee jumped and kicked at Kiba, but kiba blocked it, grabbed his foot, and threw him across the room, where he knocked Sakura down. Sakura, not ready for the blow, fell down hard. She shoved Lee off, but Lee, being as mad as he was, kicked Sakura in the ankle. Naruto noticed this, and kicked Lee in the stomach. Lee glared at Naruto, and they both began to swing kicks at each other.

When Sakura tried to get up, she ended up tripping Shino, who bumped into Sasuke. Sasuke glared at Shino, and Shino glared back. Bugs started to come out of Shinos sleeve, and Sasukes Chibi army was ready. They both attacked each other. Shinos bugs bit Sasuke, and the Chibi Sasukes punched and kicked at Shinos legs. One of Shinos bugs bit Chojis ear, and whispered the word "Fatty" into it. Choji got mad, and stomped over to Shino and Sasuke, and began to enlarge his hands, hitting them both on the head, they both punched back.

One of the Chibis bit Hinatas ankle, so Hinata kicked it away, and in result she ended up kicking Sakura in the stomach. Sakura glared at Hinata, and shoved her. "Watch it!" Sakura said, pissed off. Hinata frowned. She shoved Sakura back. Sakura punched Hinata, making Hinata cough up blood. Kiba noticed this, walked over to them, pushed Sakura away, causing her to bump right into Asuma, knocking him and Kakashi down, bringing Kankuro with them.

Gaara, knowing he was gonna get into this fight soon enough, shielded himself with sand, no one could touch him now.

Kankuro tried to get up, but tripped again and was able to steady himself...by grabbing ahold of Tentens boobs...uh-oh...Neji glared down at Kankuro, grabbed him by the collar of his shirt, and threw him down onto the ground. But Tenten got slapped in the face by Sakura, who ment to hit Kiba, but he moved, so she hit Tenten. Tenten glared and slapped back while Neji and Kankuro began choking each other...

Wow...I think thats very...wow...This wont end well...LOOK WHAT INO AND TEMARI DID...I think Shikamaru is the only one not fighting.

Naruto was ontop of Lee, smashing his head into the ground, Sakura slapped Kiba in the face, Sasuke sunk his teeth into Chojis shoulder, Kakashi began hitting Asuma ontop of the head with his book, Kiba punched Sakura in the stomach, Hinata was under Tenten kicking her in the stomach, Shino kicked Sasuke where the sun dont shine, Kurenai threw Gai onto the ground and jumped onto his stomach, Shikamaru was standing there dumbfounded, Ino was bitch slapping Temari, Choji was squishing Sasuke, Asuma grabbed Kakashis book and hit kakashi in the head with it, Lee was quickly punching Naruto in the jaw, Tenten was ontop of Hinata and slapping her silly, Neji was beating the shit out of Kankuro, Temari was pulling Inos hair, Kankuro was trying to punch Neji, and Gaara...was inside his sand bubble.

Wow...this is alot of violence...I guess its time to step in.

Just then, there was a huge explosion heard near the big hole into the room. "ENOUGH!!!" a male voice shouted.

Everyone stopped what they were doing, frozen. They all turned their heads towards the opening in the room. There stood the Author. The Author sighed. "I let you guys do what ever you want for one minute and this happens...oh well, it was actually kinda funny to watch." he said. Everyone looked at each other.

The Author sighed. "C'mon, get up. Stop it right now and get into a line!" he commanded, typing stuff into his laptop. Everyone got up and got into a line. The Author walked forward and faced them all. He noticed the only one not in the line was Shikamaru. The Author blinked. "Shikamaru! Are you ok?" he asked. Shikamaru snapped out of it, and looked around. "i'm not really sure..." he replied. The Author nodded. "I can't believe that you would beat each other up after what happened last time, well, I don't know how to punish you. I will think of something, and I will not forget." the Author said.

Temari smiled. "So is my work here done?" she asked. Ino turned and glared at her. "What work?" she asked. The Author smiled. "Me and Temari worked something out, she said she was gonna get you to fight for Shikamaru...and I guess you did." he told them. Inos jaw almost touched the floor. She turned and stared at Temari. "So that was all just an act!?"

Temari smiled. "Yep! I only like Shikamaru as a friend, so you can have him." she said. Ino almost hugged her. Shikamaru stared at them. "So even the kissing...?"

"An act."

"The glaring?"

"An act."

"The fight?"

"Almost an act."

Everyone was surprised. The reason they all started fighting was because of an act? Wonderful.

The Author smiled. "Well, no more fighting, and blah blah blah. Bye!" and with that, the Author was gone. Ino turned to Temari. "An ACT!?" she asked again. Temari laughed. "Yep! i think Im pretty good!"

"I do too..."

Shikamaru shook his head back and forth. How come I'm still confused? Ugh... he thought. Troublesome... Ino smiled. "So, I guess now that we got that all out, we can continue?" she asked. Everyone nodded, and they all sat back down in a circle. Sakura sighed. "I still have to give you one more dare." she said, smirking. "And I know what it is gonna be." Everyone looked at Sakura.

Shikamaru waited. After all, nothing could be as bad as what just happened, right? Oh you are so wrong...sooooo wrong. I have a nice punishment for you all!

Sakura smiled. "Shikamaru I dare you to-"

K'BAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

There was a explosion sound, and everyone looked over to the opening of the room, and somewhere in the smoke...was a guy. The guy was wearing a jounin vest, a black long sleeved shirt, black pants, black sandals, a black cloak and a katana strapped diagonally on his back, and a forehead protector on his forehead. He was glaring down at them. Kakashi blinked. "Who are you?" he asked.

He didn't answer. He slowly looked around at them, until his eyes landed on Sakura. He smirked. They all looked at Sakura. Sakura stared into the guys eyes.

Then the guy reached into his pocket, and pulled out two little purple balls. He smiled, and threw them at them, and before any of them could blink, they were surrounded by smoke! Oh noes! "Smoke bombs!" Kiba shouted, coughing.

"AHHHHH!" Sakuras scream was heard. Naruto looked up in alert. "Sakura-chan? Where are you?" he shouted. There was no answer. Naruto got up and ran. He ran untill he reached the opening of the room and was out into the clear air. He coughed. Soon enough, though, the smoke began to fade away. Naruto looked around, his eyes searching for Sakura. "She's gone!" he exclaimed. Kakashi coughed. "Who?"

"Sakura!"

"Huh?"

Everyone looked around, and sure enough, Sakura wasn't there. Naruto clutched his fist. "I bet that guy took her!" he exclaimed. Asuma frowned. "Yeah, I've never seen him, have any of you?" he asked. They all shook their heads no. Kiba grunted. "Oh well, it's not like we'll miss her or anything." Kiba said. Naruto glared at him. "Shut-up Kiba!"

"Why should I listen to you?"

"Because! Sakura means alot to me!"

"So? She bitch slapped me!"

"You deserved it!"

"And you deserve for her to be gone!"

"You wanna go, Kiba!?"

"Sure, where are we gonna go, Orangie?"

"How about McDonalds, Mutt!"

"Sure!"

"Alright!"

"Cool!"

"Awesome!"

Everyone stared at the two. Kiba and Naruto blinked. Kiba shook his head. "I'm sorry, but, what were we fighting about?" he asked. Naruto Blinked. "I really dont know." he replied.

Nice...

Kakashi sighed. "You were fighting about Sakura." he told them. Naruto smiled. "oh yeah...WE NEED TO GET HER BACK!" he exclaimed. Kiba rolled his eyes, and Kurenai hit him in the head. "Ow!" Kiba exclaimed. "Stop being an ass!" she commanded. Kiba frowned at her. "I stand up for you and thats what I get?" Kiba said, crossing his arms. Kurenai thought for a minute. "You right. Go head, be an ass."

"Thank you."

"Your welcome."

Naruto glared at them. "STOP GETTING OFF TOPIC! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING BEFORE THAT GUY DOES SOMETHING TO SAKURA!" Naurto exclaimed. Shikamaru sighed. "He's actually right." he said. "Sakura has to dare me to do one more thing. And if shes not here, she cant dare me to do anything. So, we actually do need to get her back in order to continue with this game." Everyone stared at him. He was right, if Sakura didn't dare Shikamaru to do something, the whole thing ended...and what kind of ending would that be? A bad one...a very bad one.

Naruto smiled. "So how do we get her back?" he asked. "We have to find out where they are in the first place." Neji said. Gai frowned. "AND HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THAT!?" he shouted.

That was when Naruto got an idea. "I know..." he started. He took in a deep breath. "AUTHOR! WE NEED YOUR HELP!" Naruto shouted. They all waited for a second.

"What? I'm trying to eat!" the Authors voice was heard. They all looked around, and they assumed that he was talking to them like Bob was to them before. Naruto sighed. "Sakuras been kidnapped!"

"And?"

"And? And we need your help to find her!"

"Do you, now? Well, your wasting your time. I may be the Author and all, but you need to figure this one out on your own."

Naruto frowned. "But we don't even know where to look for her!"

"And I dont know where to look for my lost blanket."

"They're not the same thing!"

"Sure they are."

"No they're not!" Naruto shouted, then sighed. "Look, we cant continue the game unless we find Sakura. And unless you want the reviewers and readers and all to hate you and send you hate mail, you should help us!"

Silence.

They all waited for an answer. A sigh was heard. "Remember the Castle of there were Neji was held until Tenten found him? Shes there. But thats all I'm giving you! Now, if you dont mind, I would like to finish dinner, thank you!"

Everyone stood there. They all walked to the opening of the room, and stared at the castle. Shikamaru sighed. "Troublesome. We better get going before time runs out." he said. They all nodded, and headed towards the castle.

-Inside the Castle where we have all once been before-

"Wow...this place is spooky. How did you even find Neji in here?" Ino asked Tenten. They were inside the castle, and were looking for Sakura. Tenten shrugged. "I went up those stairs and he was still passed out in this one room, but the door locked behind us so I don't think we can get in." she said. Everyone looked around at the thousands of doors.

Lee looked around. "I don't like these doors! They tried to eat me!" Lee said, bad memories coming into his mind. Gai looked at his favorite student. "They tried to eat you?" he asked. Lee nodded. Gai then began to cry dramaticly, along with Lee.

"OH LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"GA-"

"RAAAAAWWWWWWR!" Neji grabbed Lee and gai like before, a window magically appeared, and he threw them out the window, but instead of explosions that were heard, it was splashes. Tenten looked at neji. She smirked, grabbed his hand, and pulled him to one of the doors that had carved into the wood 'Room for Neji and Tenten XD', went in, and closed it behind them. Everyone stared at them. Naruto went white. "Are they 'Getting a Room?'" he asked. Kakashi nodded. "Yes, Naruto, they are." he replied. Naruto looked very sick at that moment.

Kakashi sighed. "So where oh where could she be?" he thought outloud. They all looked around. "I HATE THAT THE AUTHOR WOULD DO THIS TO US!" Naruto shouted, his voice echoing. "I mean, we have to find Sakura-chan before that guy hurts her!"

Ino rolled her eyes. "You guys really don't know how this all goes, do you?" she asked. They all looked at her, confused. Ino frowned. "Every stupid story that has a creepy castle full of spider webs and a girl in it means that the girl will always be at the top on the castle. Which always means the stairs." she explained. Hinata smiled. "Thats r-right. I-I'm sure th-thats were T-Tenten found Neji w-when it was her d-dare." she said. They all looked at each other. How did they not know that? Hm...

Kurenai nodded. "So if we wanna find Sakura, we must go up those stairs." she said. They all nodded. Gai then gasped. "BUT WE CANT LEAVE NEJI AND TENTEN IN THAT ROOM! THEY MIGHT BE PLAYING THE UNYOUTHFUL GAME OF ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!" he shouted. Asuma sighed. "Gai, you do know that they weren't really-"

"THEY MUST GET OVER THE UNYOUTHFULNESS AND COME JOIN US!" Gai shouted and Lee jumped for joy. Weren't they thrown out of a window or something...?

Gai ran over to the door, but of course, he stopped and he heard the voices of Neji and Tenten.

"Tenten? Are you sure about this?"

"Of course I am! I have always been ready."

"Really...?"

"Yeah! Its just Gai always interrupts us..."

"Yeah...I hate Gai somethimes."

"Yeah, his little mini-me isn't so great either..."

"I say they're the ones who are unyouthful."

....

"HOW DARE THEY!" Gai shouted at the top of his lungs. He broke the door down, his eyes closed, and pointed a nice, fat finger somewhere. "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT I'M THE UNYOUTHFUL ONE! AND LEE IS NOT MY MINI-ME! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING, BUT IT'S NOT GOOD!"

"How is it not good?"

"IT IS UNYOUTHFUL!"

"Poker is unyouthful?"

"WHAT?" Gai opened his eyes to see Neji and Tenten sitting on a bed with cards in their hands. They were staring up at Gai, confused. Gai just stood there, dumbfounded. "You guys...are playing...poker?" he asked slowly. They both nodded. Gai then laughed stupidly. "Well...we know where Sakura is...and we're about to go and get her...so c'mon, I guess..." Gai said, then ran away.

Tenten blinked. "Hm, I feel bad." she mumbled. Neji looked at her strangely. "Why?" he asked. Tenten sighed. "We lied." she stated. Neji shrugged. "Actually, we didn't. We were playing poker. He just didn't say what kind of poker." he replied. Tenten smirked. "Clever. I wonder whta he would do if he found out we were playing strip poker?"

"I really dont want to know."

Tenten smirked. They both got up, and walked out of the room. The group all began to walk up the strairs.

Ino sneezed. "Ah! When was the last time someone dusted this place!?" she said, wiping her nose. Shikamaru couldn't help but smirk at this. They all walked up the the top of the stair case where they saw....

....Five different doors. Tenten's mouth opened widly. "But-But when I came up here there was only one door!" she said, shocked. Now what where they going to do? Kakashi sighed. "It's obvious. We need to split up, gang." he said. Everyone stared at him. "Been watching Scooby-Doo again, Kakashi-Sensei?" Naruto asked. Kakashis...eye...moved back and forth. "...Maybe..." he replied. Hehe, I'm watching Scooby-Doo and Fred just said that line. I do not own Scooby-Doo, just so you know...

"Anyway, we have to split up into five groups. Which kind of makes sense, since theres five different squads here. So each squad will go through each door." Asuma said. They all nodded, and got with their groups.

This is how it went: Team Asuma took the door on the far left. Team Kurenai took the door next to that. Team Kakashi took the one next to that one. The Sand Peoples took the door after that. Then Team Gai took the one on the far right. Hm...I wonder what I could do to have alittle bit of fun with this...OH! I know...

To Be Continued...

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Yeah...this was suppose to be WAY longer, but I cut it in half and posted the first part, which is this. I will hopefully get the second part up soon. Yeah, this is the nice turn for Shikamaru, right? Anyway, who is that mysterious dude that took Sakura? Well, thats for me and the dude to know, and for all of you to find out. He knows who he is, right? He should...but yeah, he'll be found out next chapter, and all. I guess thats it...It feels like forever since I updated this story, but whatever at least I updated. Anyway, Review and I will see you all next time! XD