Sorry its been a while. I have been busy wtth my drama class. This one goes to Dizzy13 for her idea. Hope this cheers you up! This song is called High School Never Ends by Bowling for soup. (never heard it? Look it up!) It is in Emmets and Jaspers POV. I thought I did a good job with it, but lets see what you think.

Disclamier: Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever will I own Twilight, bowling for soup, or this song. I just changed the lyrics.

Enjoy :)


This torture never ends by BellaSwanCullen1997

Emmett: Four years, you think for sure
That's all you've got to endure

the Jessica's the Mike Newton's
So stupid and still immature

Jasper: And then when you graduate
You move around again and say, "Hey, wait!"
I need to go through this again
Is it ever over, oh, that's just great

Emmett: This whole stupid world is just as obsessed
With who's the best looking and who is really rich

Jasper:Who's really funny, and who has all the hunnys
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess

Emmer and Jaspr:And we still have the right looks
but we don't have any friends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names and the trends
This torture never ends

Emmett: Check out the new kids
You'll never guess which one is mine
And how did Rosalie stay that weight?
And Bella may have a child, so I guess Edward's straight

Jasper: And the only thing that matters
Is getting our hearts in less then an hour
Still care about our hair and the cars we drive
Doesn't matter if we're seventeen or ninety-five

Emmett: Jessica Stanly, she's the prom queen
Eric Yorkie, captain of the chess team

Jasper:Mike is a clown, Tyler the quarterback
Seen it all before, I want my humanity back!

Emmett:The whole stupid world is just as obsessed
With who's the best looking and who is really rich

Jasper:Who's in the club and who's on the drugs
Who's throwing up before they digest

Emmet and Jasper:And we still have the right looks
but we don't have any friends And we still listen to the same things we did back then
This torture never ends
This torture never ends

Emmett: This whole stupid world is just as obsessed
With who's the best looking and who is really rich

Jasper:Who's really funny, and who has all the hunnys
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess

Emmet and Jasper:And we still have all the right look
But we still have the same six friends
And we're pretty much the same as we were back then
This torture never ends
This torture never ends
This torture never ends
And here we go again