A/N: Putting a bit more humor in here. I'm taking requests, if any of you have ideas. Enjoy, and don't forget to review!


Confessions of a Slightly Inebriated Wine God


Trial and Error


He takes a cautious sip. The other gods wait anxiously, hoping that this is finally the one…

"Nope." He scrunches his nose in distaste and snaps his fingers, making the can of Sprite disappear.

Athena groans. "Why don't we just let him go completely dry? He is on probation."

"I will not go without some sort of beverage for an entire century. Unless you want a sudden spike in insanity patients…"

Hermes sighs and pulls another can out of the cooler. "Just choose quickly, okay, Dionysus? I've got stuff to do."

The Olympians were going to have a long day.