Shopping with Edward
Bella's POV
At The Cullen's House
"Hey, Bella, we are going shopping!" Alice jumped up with enthusiasm.
"No, Alice, We Are Not." I tried to make my voice sound firm.
"Please Bella?" Alice gave me her puppy dog face.
"Fine, but Edward has to come with." Edward's head shot up from the couch.
"OK!" Alice sang.
Soon we were in the car heading toward Port Angeles. We went through store after store, Alice buying everything she saw (that was actually worth wearing) Me and Edward just followed, holding hands.
"Bella! you have to go into Victoria Secret!" I sighed. I learned just to let Alice have her way. It saved you a lot of time. "You too Edward!"
"Alice, you had another vision and your not letting me inside your head!" Alice just giggled. Alice zoomed through the racks (not literally) Handing me so many 'clothes' that they were falling out of my hands.
"Edward, why don't you help Bella instead of standing there." Alice scolded. I looked up at see Alice's hands full of more 'clothes' and my sweet Edward's pained face. He looked like he was about to gag. He took all of the 'clothes' and walked towards the counter. "Wait! Edward, you have to help Bella try them on!"
"Why, you can see her throwing them in her closet when she gets home."
"But the fun part of shopping is trying on the clothes!" Edward wearily turned around and walked towered the dressing rooms. I realized what vision Alice had hidden from Edward. I laughed out loud. Edward turned to stare at me.
"What?"
"Nothing, I just thought of a funny joke." Edward kept walking. "Alice, what should I say?"
"Just say, hand me . . . and say a name of a article of clothing . . . and he won't have a clue what to do!" We both laughed and hurried toward the dressing room.
Edward's POV
In the Changing Room
"Edward can you hand me that slip." What the heck is a slip? I dug in Bella's huge pile and pulled out a thing at random. Hopefully that is "slip". I tossed it over the door.
"Edward, this isn't a slip." Bella tossed it back over. Dang. I picked up another piece. "Edward, a slip is like a skirt. Quit tossing over random things." Dang it. I looked and a found something that looked like a skirt and tossed it over.
"Thank-you, can you hand me a pair of flip flops?" What the heck are clip clops? "Edward, are you there?"
"Yeah, what are clip clops?"
"Flip Flops Edward, Flip Flops." Oh, at least I new what those were.
2 hours later after going through EVERY SINGLE article of clothing in the store.
What the HECK?!?!?!?! They didn't buy ANYTHING!
