Haha! Here you go Malsyn!
This is done a bit quick but I hope its still good!
And just for you essenceofpink, I will do a Kiba/Ino one!
Enjoy!
There were no children to torment today…
That was the only thing currently going through Anko Mitarashis mind as she strolled the streets absently.
Usually, everything that happened during her daily routine was exciting and energetic.
She loved danger, what could she say?
It probably had something to do with following Orochimaru around for a while.
Ankos day usually consisted of something like this:
At 6:00am her trap would set off, flinging dozens of kunai at her bed which she would fend off to wake herself up.
At 6:30 after having a shower she would purposely spill a few hundred poison senbon over her kitchen floor and try to make her breakfast as fast as possible without getting spiked. Of course then she would have to weed out the shuriken she had placed in her cereal the night before.
She would train from 7:00 until 10:30 at which point she would head to the academy to harass Iruka.
On occasion he would be stressed enough to throw something at her.
And sometimes he was so tired that he gave her a dango coupon so she would leave.
Either way it was thrilling, in her mind the chunnin was sexy when he was flustered.
Back to training from 11:30 until 3:00, but not before she had bribed Irukas students to torture him.
Poor Iruka never did realize that his students were all angels at heart, just incredibly gullible and willing to do anything for a bag of lollies.
Ibiki always needed a good annoying and Anko took it upon herself to deliver it, mainly because everyone else was too scared to.
The other ninja were afraid to have their minds screwed with but Anko never seemed to mind or be bothered by it.
Most people figured it was because Ibiki couldn't make her any crazier.
She would never admit that half the reason she went to bother Ibiki was because she had a teeny, tiny, miniscule, barely existent crush on him.
Who doesn't love a man with scars?
By the time she finished flirt- uhh… Annoying Ibiki, it was time for a long awaited meal…
Dangos of course!
Bought with the coupon Iruka loving handed over to her.
So far, barely any of this had happened today.
A stupid gennin had accidentally flooded the training fields with a water jutsu…
So training was off.
Unfortunately, training was what took up most of her day…
She couldn't bother Iruka for AT LEAST another half an hour because his lunch break hadn't started yet.
So instead of following routine, it was time for some aimless wandering…
A rustle in her pocket reminded her that she still had a dango coupon left over from yesterday…
Nothing wrong with getting dangos early.
She was kind of like the Naruto of the Dango world…
The stall she usually went to was shut at this time however, so a hunt for a new stall was about to take place.
Last time something like this had happened, she had just screamed at all the other jounin to go and bring her back dangos which was all good and fine until no one did.
That was when the war began and things got broken.
Although she couldn't say she didn't enjoy the fight that broke out, she was careful to avoid such things now.
Not really fancying the consequences of blowing up Kakashi Hatakes apartment again, Anko decided that this time she should look for herself…
As it was she stumbled across Ibiki in one of the back streets.
This in itself looked weird, the tall scarred jounin being out of what Anko deemed his 'natural habitat'.
The dark shady torture chamber was missing one of its occupants...
She figured she had better annoy him until the natural order of things balanced out again and he returned to the darkness, too many things were wrong today.
Initially, Anko had assumed that he had dropped something and was bending down to pick it up but as she walked closer, she realized he was crouched over and glaring at what appeared to be a frog.
Raising an eyebrow and grinning, she crept over to the man, hoping he was too deep in thought to hear her.
Her glee grew as she stood directly behind him and he still hadn't moved.
Oh how she loved doing this, standing behind someone who didn't know you were there…
It was so much fun when they turned and got a fright at seeing her.
She wondered if it would work on Ibiki.
No harm in trying.
A large grin adorned her face as she stood silently, sure that any moment Ibiki would stand and turn.
After a minute or so when he hadn't said a word or even shifted,Anko changed the game and poked him in the back, gleefully crying,
"You're it!"
She was deeply unhappy when he didn't react.
Maybe he is just playing hard to get, she figured.
A few pokes later and Ibiki still wasn't moving.
Anko of course, took this as a personal challenge.
Flicking his ears, tugging his coat, giving him wet willies…
Nothing.
She gave him a Chinese burn, cut off a scrap of his clothes with a kunai and was even so bold as to give his behind a quick and forceful slap.
Yet still, Ibiki didn't move.
It crossed Ankos mind that perhaps this was a mind game, but the thought that it was a game she might lose never occurred to her.
And so for the next half an hour she took great pleasure in poking and prodding Ibiki, giving him a few nipple cripples, slashing parts of his clothes off so that he was barely wearing anything other than crudely cut shorts that Anko had fashioned.
Torn pieces of leather trench coat spilled out over the street.
It was all very infuriating to Anko who by this stage was desperate for a reaction.
No one ever ignored her like this and Ibiki must be deadest on screwing with her mind if he was allowing his favourite trench coat to be shredded.
The only reaction she got was a growl every now and then.
Furious and about to scream she shouted,
"Why won't you react Ibiki!? I hate you!"
What happened next was both a pleasant surprise and a nightmarish experience for Anko.
The instant the words left her mouth it seemed that Ibikis lips were covering hers.
She would have frozen with shock but her ninja instincts kicked in automatically to prevent her from hitting the ground hard.
It seemed that's where Ibiki was taking her.
He was on her in an instant, pinning her arms down and groping a breast as he continued to kiss her.
Anko started to panic.
She was all for this but not in the middle of the back street.
Children sometimes walked down here and as well as not wanting to scar them too much, she had a reputation to uphold.
She squeezed her eyes shut and struggled as best she could – which wasn't much considered the size difference between them and the position they were in.
His hand moved over her stomach and fiddled with the button on her shorts and her eyes widened in horror.
Muffled shouts emitted from her mouth and a second later, Ibiki seemed to hear them and pause.
They gazed at each other in shock for a minute before he jumped back off her with a shout and glanced around frantically for his clothes and she marveled that she had never seen him move so much in a day.
Anko still lay on the ground, unsure of what to think.
A concrete thought did come into her head however, when someone cleared their throat behind her and Shikamaru Nara came into view.
Ohhhh shit…
He raised an eyebrow at them and despite his otherwise lack of reaction, Anko was positive that he was freaking out.
She stood up and shakily laughed,
"That sooo wasn't what you think it was…"
Shikamaru crossed his arms and leaned his weight on one hip, obviously not convinced.
Realizing that words would get her nowhere considering that Ibiki was very nearly naked and she was flustered and blushing, Anko pulled her signature move:
Hasty Escape
She grasped Ibikis arm and flash stepped away.
Shikamaru sighed when they left, pinching the bridge of his nose in exasperation.
Something was definitely going down.
Anko was wild and would possibly attack Ibiki but not the other way around…
Was he beginning to see a pattern?
Kind of…
Deciding that now the two perpetrators had left he was free to investigate the area, Shikamaru walked over towards the shredded clothes.
Interesting…
It looked as though Anko tore chunks out of Ibikis trench coat and only the nuttiest person alive would do that.
How she did that and keep him still at the same time was beyond Shikamaru, especially since he had just witnessed Ibiki take full control of her so easily.
There was no evidence of her binding him…
What's going on here…?
Shikamaru followed the scraps of leather to a spot on the ground that seemed to be occupied by a frog.
He frowned.
Hadn't Ino said something about Naruto and Sai talking about a frog?
If they were connected then the bloody thing was probably dangerous, best to not get too close.
Tada!
This was a bit more graphic than the other ones I have done which is weird because out of them all, this one disturbs me the most…
Haha… Even Zetsu/Pein/Kisame wasn't so bad…
I felt anyway..
See you next time!
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