LOOPHOLE! CHAPTER 11!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own ANY Dragonball/Z/GT characters, settings, plotlines, etc, etc, etc.
I also don't own any music in this chapter! They belong to whoever wrote/sings them. I also have some Transformers G1 quotes in there, and I don't own them. Let's see how many people recognize them!

Claimer!: I have NEW OC'S! They are: Tina, Rina, Rick, Nick, Joey, Michael, Zuki, Kody, and Kimi's doppelganger. I still own Kimi Son and Matthew Walsh, plus Kimi's other self, Shimai.

This chapter is titled: The Compund: Findings and Returning to a new life.

ON WITH THIS FIC, Y'ALL! IN KIMI'S POV!

One month after I disappeared off the face of the planet, they gave up the search for me. I heard they even had a memorial for me, thinking I was dead. That, I beleive, was last week. By the way, I bet you're wondering who I ran into trying to escape Gohan in chapter 10. It was Piccolo, thank God he didn't catch me. (Told you there wasn't a 4th wall)

So I found this run down capsule house, and I walked inside. Turns out, that's where I found my new friends, Tina, Rina, Rick, Nick, and Michael. Joey, well, he's a creeper.

We live on the streets of Satan City, often running into passers-by, who insist that Kimi Son is still alive. THAT girl died along with the search for me. Now, within my group of friends, I'm called Shimai, which, in Japanese, means 'Sister'. We got the bright idea to form a gang, and we might be the smallest in Satan City, but we're the strongest. They named the thing after me, we're called the Shimai Gang, and everyone knows my name, but none of the rest of our names. I think that was some deviated plot so they would roam free and I would get jailed if we ever got caught.

"Shimai, who's that weirdo?" Rick, the youngest, asked me. He pointed to a slut with pigtails sitting next to my brother on a park bench.

"Her? She's Videl Satan. Half time police girl, full time whore. She's Hercule Satan's daughter. The boy next to her, is Gohan Son. Her boyfriend, my brother. Don't let him see me, on the off chance he'll recognize me." I say, moving behind Tina.

Videl looked over at us. She said to Gohan "Let's go! That's that gang that's been causing trouble around town!" They walked over to us.

"Y'all," I started. "Take to the air. The whore's after us."

We lifted into the air. They were able to do so because I taught them how to fight and how to fly.

Gohan and Videl rose into the air after us. "What the hell? When did he teach her how to fly?!" I said.

"Shimai, they're getting close!" Michael pointed out.

"I know that. Get ready to fight. I'll take on Gohan alone, the rest of you get Videl."

"What if you get hurt?" Rina, the more worrisome of the group asked.

"I'll be fine. The worst they'd do is take me back *shiver* there." I said.

We turned around, and got into aireal fighting stances.

Videl, the idiot that she is, can't fight in the air, so she moved behind Gohan. "Change of plans, y'all. Attack Gohan at once. We can beat him. GO!" I yell.

We attack. Long story short, we won. Gohan got his ass kicked by his once thought dead sister and her crew. That'll make the front page.

A few hours later, we were back in the capsule home, enjoying ourselves. We talked about beating up Gohan. We talked about vandalizing Hercule's statue in the town square. We talked about actually getting candy from strangers on Halloween, because they thought that our raggedy clothes were costumes.

"Remember the time that..." Always started a new conversation.

Two weeks later... (Two months since Kimi went missing)...

Turns out, it really DID make the front page. The newspaper headline read "The notorious Shimai Gang strikes again!"

"This is comedy GOLD!" I exclaimed, reading a section of the paper out loud. "Sources say that Hercule Satan himself will be the next to face these vandals, and bring them to justice! HA!"

The gang laughed. "They think he can actually beat us!" Tina said.

Michael took the paper out of my hands. "It ALSO says that the famed Z-Fighters are roaming the streets looking for us! They think we have a connection to the missing Kimi Son!"

I went bug-eyed. "Y'all, we better lay low for a while. If THEY find us, all hell with break loose." I say.

"What 'all hell'?" Joey asked.

"'All hell' like 'We gonna get our asses kicked' hell. I know them people. I know em' real well. You don't want em' messin' with us. We WON'T win that time around." I say.

We continue walking down the streets, and run into... Guess who? A Z-Fighter. Which one? Piccolo.

"Oh hell." I say. "Y'all, run. If anyone's getting murdered, let it be me."

Without objecting, they run. "Some friends y'all are!" I yell at them.

"Who are you?" Piccolo asks.

"The name's Shimai. What's your name?" I ask.

He just looks at me, as if he thinks that he's seen me before, but he doesn't remember who I am. 'Thank God.' I think. "Well, I have to go, bye!" I make a swift exit back to the capsule house.

When I arrive, I see that the rest of the gang had already made it back. "Thanks!" I say sarcastically.

"Sorry! You told us to run, Shimai." Nick said.

"I know I did, Nick. And I'm glad that he didn't see you." I said.

"Which one was it?" Rina asked.

"Piccolo." I said.

They gasp. "Your BOYFRIEND?!"

I say sarcastically "No! There's about a million OTHER namekians named Piccolo!"

"No way! Did he recognize you?!" Tina asks.

"Thank God in Heaven, no." I say.

Rick asks "How did he not recognize you? You're his girlfriend!"

"I'm not a natural blonde, smart one. I bought this wig after I ran away. I also bought the colored contacts."

"What IS your natural hair color?" He asks.

I take off the wig. "Black." I say. "My eyes are too. THAT is what a sayian looks like."

I put the wig back on. "You can't even tell."

Michael says "Except that fact that your power level is off the charts."

I say "My WHAT NOW?!" I look at my hand, my ring is gone. "NO!" I yell.

There's a knocking at the door. "Come out Shimai Gang, we know you're in there!" Krillin yells.

My eyes bulge. "No!" I whisper. I point to the back escape route. We exit, and Krillin kicks open the door.

"Aw, man! They got away, and Kimi must be with them!" Krillin said.

We climbed out of the sewer. "That, is gross." Tina said.

"We're fine as long as they don't find us. Everyone suppress your power level until it's undetectable." I say. We run into our emergency hide away.

I lit the candle that was in there. "We can stay here a little while, but overnight at the most." I say.

I hear Vegeta talking "They must be in there." He points to the hide away.

"Shit! We're screwed! We won't get hurt if we don't fight. Just walk out with your hands up." I say.

We do just that. "Where's Kimi?" Yamcha asks.

"Who? Never heard of a Kimi." I say.

"Yes you have! You kidnapped her!" He yells.

I glare at him. "Look, we're guilty of a lot of things, but kidnappin' ain't one of em'."

Piccolo interjects "Then where is she?"

Rina looks at me. "Shimai? Who's he talking about?"

"A person long forgotten, Rina." I say.

Krillin yells "Forgotten by who? We all remember her!"

I say "She's been forgotten by herself."

Krillin says "How would you know?!"

I swallow my pride and say "You're lookin' at her."

The Z-Fighters and the Gang gasp. "But I thought your name was Shimai!" Rick says.

I look at him. "Hey, who doesn't have two lives?"

Krillin says "Kimi has black hair! She's lying!"

I take off the wig, and the colored contacts. "I am not a liar." I say. "Y'all, let's get outta here. TAKE OFF!"

We fly away from the Z-Fighters, who follow us. Just like I had warned them, we got caught pretty quickly. Yamcha had Rina and Michael, Tien had Tina, Krillin had Rick, Vegeta had Nick, and that leaves? Piccolo had me.

I look up at Piccolo. "This is not fair." I look at the gang and ask "Who wants to trade captors?"

Tina and Rina blush. "Not me." They say.

I look disgusted. "You two, that is WRONG on SO many different levels."

Suddenly, I'm able to move my arms again, because they're no longer pinned behind me. "Y'all, did they just set us free?"

We see Joey with his ninja stars in his hand. All the Z-Fighters' arms are bleeding. "Joey, I no longer think of you as a creeper, LET'S GO!" I yell, and we fly away from the bleeding martial artists.

"Oh no you don't!" Piccolo yells, chasing us.

"HELL FIRE!" I yell. "HIDE! I'll distract him!" I break off from the gang, and he continues to chase me.

We end up in that same damn clearing. "The hell?!" I say, stopping.

He catches up to me, and grabs my shoulders. "Why?" Is all he asks.

I look up at him. "Why...?"

"Why did you run away, no, why did you STAY away? For two months?"

"At first I was mad at mom, then when I calmed down, it was too late to come back."

"Why was it too late?"

"I found this run down capsule house on the 5th night after I ran away, and before I knew it, that was my hideout, and I was the leader of the Shimai Gang! It all happened too fast, and I knew I couldn't leave them alone because they would get caught, so I taught them how to fight and fly, and then the got attatched and I couldn't leave!" I said.

He asked "They wouldn't let you leave?"

"No, it's not like that! I could've left, but they would've been hurt if I left, because all these rival gangs hated us and we were always into fights with them, and if I left they'd get killed, and I didn't want my friends dieing, and-"

"Stop. I get it." He said. "So you wanted a place to stay, but they were already living there, and you became the leader of a notorious gang, and you couldn't leave them because they'd get killed in a gang fight. Right?"

I look at him. "Exactly!"

"Why did you change your name?"

"Simple. At first I was worried that they'd turn me in, since there was a reward for my safe return, so I told them that my name was Shimai."

"Why did you tell Krillin that Kimi was forgotten?"

"When I became the gang leader Shimai, I transformed myself into this girl who wasn't afraid of anything, and was always tough. The other me, she wasn't like that. So I forgot about her, even though I liked her better."

"Why did you like her better?"

"When I was Kimi, I had you, and mom, and Gohan, and Goten. As Shimai, I don't have any of you. When I left, I lost all of you. I-I'm sorry that I left." My voice broke, and a tear rolled down my cheek.

He wrapped his arms around me. "Don't cry. It's ok. You did the right thing in your eyes."

The Z-Fighters and the Gang showed up on the scene. "That is SO SWEET!" Tina and Rina exclaimed.

Michael looked miffed. "Yeah, rub it in why don't ya'?"

Tina and Rina gasped. "You still like her!"

I smirked at Michael. "Somebody jealous?"

He smirked back. "Never in a million years, Shimai."

"Stop flirting with her!" Tina told Michael. "She has a boyfriend!"

Piccolo growled at Michael. "Pic, he doesn't mean it. He's just stupid." I smirk.

He smirks back. "He is stupid."

"Hey!" Michael says.

I grin. "Haha. You got pwned."

"Big time." Rina said, laughing.

Tina spoke up "Guys, remember the time that he got pwned worse when we vandalized that playground?"

We all burst out laughing, even Michael.

"That was HILARIOUS!" I said, laughing.

Krillin asked "What happened?"

Nick said "Dude, you had to be there to get it, but it really was hilarious! At least I'VE never done anything like that."

I say "Nick, remember your sign language fail on that deaf gang leader?"

We laugh harder. "Ok I want in on this one!" Krillin says.

I say "We were in this gang fight, and the leader was deaf. Nick said he knew sign language, so I told him to tell the gang leader that we were gonna kick their asses. You know what he told the gang leader?"

Krillin asked "What?"

The Gang starts laughing. "He told the gang leader that we were gonna walk over there and sit on their feet!"

Krillin starts laughing. "That's rich!"

Tina said "Shimai! Remember when the hideout flooded last week and-" I cut her off. "Finish that sentence and I will flatten you!" I laughed.

Yamcha asked "What? Finish that sentence!"

"No! Do not finish that sentence!" I said.

"Finish it! Finish it! Finish it!" Krillin and Yamcha chanted.

Tina said "Ok! The hideout flooded and Shimai was coming back inside the hideout late because she had to outrun the cops, and it flooded while she was gone, and when she opened the door, this huge wave came out the door and knocked her over the hill, and she surfed on it until she ran into a tree!" (It's lame, I know :( I couldn't come up with anything better.)

Yamcha and Krillin burst out laughing. Piccolo smirked. I blushed, and 'playfully' punched Tina in the arm. "Gotta hate trees..." I trailed off.

She continued "What makes it really funny is that she was singing 'I beleive I can fly' while she was surfin' on the wave!"

"We have em' surrounded!" A voice said. The Gang and I turned around, and saw the operative of the Hiragana Gang.

"It's the Hiragana's! BATTLE POSITIONS!" I shout. "Z-Fighters, ROLL OUT!"

The Z-Fighters fly into the air to watch their first gang fight.

3RD PERSON POV...

The Shimai's get into their perfectly guarded stances. The Hiragana's take out guns.

"Oh, so you wanna play dirty?" Shimai says. With a nod of her head, the Shimai's are armed.

The leader of the Hiragana's, a girl called Zuki, walks up to Shimai. "Well, well, well, if it isn't the leader of the 'notorious' gang. Shimai, how've ya' been since you took out all of my best men durin' our last tussle?"

Shimai smirks. "I'm so flattered that you bothered to remember me Zuki, given how small your brain is."

Zuki looks annoyed. "Well, why don't we get this thing started? Till' the death as usual?"

"You know it."

Shimai and Zuki each turn, stepping 20 paces from eachother, and turn back around, aiming their guns at eachother. They count to three simultaneously, and shoot eachother in the chest. Zuki drops dead, Shimai holding her chest in pain.

"Kimi!" The Z-Fighters shout.

"I'm fine." Shimai says, standing upright, with a bloody bullet in her hand.

"BATTLE POSITIONS, SHIMAI'S! ARMED!" She yells. The Shimai's pull out their guns, and face the Hiragana Gang.

And thus begins the gang fight.

As Rick shoots down the last of the Hiragana Gang, The Shimai's simultaneously blow out the smoke coming from their guns. They return them to their holsters.

"Great job, y'all! We beat em' senseless, and no one on our side got hurt!" Shimai said.

"You got shot." Tina pointed out.

"That's besides the point. Worse things have happened, and we did pretty damn good this time!" She said.

The Z-Fighters stared in shock at the aftermath of the gang fight. Dead Hiragana Gang members lay on the ground in pools of blood.

A FEW HOURS LATER...
KIMI/SHIMAI'S POV...

I look down at the bullet wound. It stopped bleeding, but the Gang's insisting that I go to the hospital.

"Y'all! Do y'all know what'll happen if I walk into the hopsital? I'll get arrested!" I say.

"Take off the wig!" Nick says.

"Then I'll be forced to go back there! THERE! I'll get knocked out with that damn fryin' pan!" I say. "It's a lose lose scenario!"

"You have to get that wound looked at!" Rina said.

"And? If I go to the hospital, one way or another, I'll get taken somewhere and I won't be able to see y'all! Y'all would get killed in a gang fight!"

"We just want what's best for you!" Rick says.

"Damn, Rick! For a 14 year old dude you sound an awful lot like a mom!" I say. I turn to Piccolo. "Help me out here!"

"Ok." He says. He picks me up bridal style, and walks toward the door of the hideout.

"What in Kami's name are you doing, Piccolo? You're supposed to be helping me!" I say.

"I am helping you. You're getting that checked out." He says.

I sigh. "Ok, fine. Y'all win, but y'all ain't never gonna see me again." and he walks out the door, and takes off in the direction of the hospital.

Tina sighs. "She is so lucky to have such a nice boyfriend."

We land in the parking lot of the hospital, and he sets me on my feet. I know that it's useless to try and run, so I lead the way into the emergency ward, taking off my wig.

The lady at the desk looks at me. "*gasp*, You're Kimi Son! The missing girl!" She says.

"Shh! Don't let everyone know! I just need to get this checked." I say. I move my jacket out of the way, and I show her the bullet wound.

"Oh my gosh! You poor thing, let's get you a room!" She says, leading the way for Piccolo and I.

We walk into the room, and suprise, the doctor is already waiting. "Let's look at that gunshot wound." She says. I sit on the hospital bed, and she pours this stuff on the wound.

I hiss. "What is that?!" I ask.

"Peroxide. Your wound is obviously infected. How long ago did you get shot?" She asks.

"A few hours ago. It took some convincing to get me to come." I say.

"Oh. Well, I'll wrap it up, and give you some stuff to put on it, how's that sound?" She asks.

"As long as no one calls my mom, it sounds perfect!" I say.

"Ok! I'm gonna wrap it up, take off your shirt." She says.

I peel off the raggedy old shirt, and she wraps up the wound. I put the old shirt back on, the bandages showing clearly. "Huh." I said. "I never realized that this shirt showed so much."

She gave me the medicine stuff, and we left. Outside the building, I put on my wig. "No ones gonna recognize me!"

We see Gohan and Videl on the way back to the hideout. "Roll out, Pic. I got this."

He flys away. Videl approaches me. "Feel like being arrested today, Shimai?"

"Nope. Already got shot, don't need nothin' more." I say.

"Sorry, but I have to arrest you. You know why?" She asks.

I pretend like I don't know the answer. "Because you're a slutty whore?"

Not waiting for an answer, I take to the air, in the opposite direction of the hideout.

And so a chase begins. I win, and after ditching them, fly to the hideout. "Hey, y'all!" I say.

"You came back!" Tina said, hugging me.

"Watch the bullet hole!" I said.

"Oh, sorry!"

"Haha, it's fine. It don't hurt anyways."

THE NEXT DAY...

"Ugh. Get this, y'all." I said, holding up the newspaper. "The search for Kimi Son continues after she is seen at Satan City Hosptial due to a gunshot wound. The article says that the cops know about the fight with the Hiragana's yesterday, and they think that Kimi was involved."

"You were." Michael says.

"No dip, sherlock, but Shimai was, not Kimi. Kimi is dead. Long forgotten." I say.

"Oh God! Shimai! Look at this!" Joey says, holding up a wanted poster.

"The Shimai Gang," I read aloud. "Wanted for vanalism, murder, and KIDNAPPING? 40000 zeni?! Dead or alive?! The HELL!?" I say. "We NEVER kidnapped ANYONE! Suure, I kidnapped myself. Yeah, I would TOTALLY do that."

"That's impossible!" Rick said. "Those people are fuckin' crazy!"

"Definatley." Nick said.

"Oh my God!" A woman exclaimed, staring at us. "It's the Shimai Gang! Call the police!"

"Huh? Shimai Gang?" A deep voice said.

The bystanders cheered at the so called 'saviour of Earth', Hercule Satan.

"Hmm..." I said, smirking. "THIS is gonna be fun!"

"YEAH!" The Gang cheered.

Hercule walked up to me. "Shimai! You and your gang are under arrest!"

With a nod of my head, the Gang is in the battle position, armed with guns. "Really Mr. Satan? You think you can arrest us? HA! That's hilarious!" I say.

He cowers ever so slightly seeing our guns. "Um, YES! I WILL arrest you!"

I order "Y'all! Aim at the buffoon! Ready, Aim, FIRE!"

He runs off before we can even fire the guns. "Ha! What a chicken!" Michael says.

I shoot my gun at his fleeting form, hitting him in the shoulder.

"Disarm yourselves!" I say, and we return the guns to our holsters.

We walk off, people staring at us, and where Hercule used to be before he ran.

At the hideout, we laugh about the previous event.

"Ha! We showed him!" Nick said.

"What a lousy moron!" I say, laughing. "He didn't even know that I was the only one with a loaded gun!"

We continue to laugh. We hear a knocking at the door. "Anyone in there?" Gohan.

I point to the back exit, and I grab my ring off of the table, where I'd discovered it'd been the whole time. We make our way through the sewer system, and climb up through the man hole.

"Damn! That was so close!" I say.

"No it wasn't." Gohan says, landing next to us.

"The HELL?!" I say.

"Shimai." Gohan greets. "Or should I say, Kimi?"

I look at him. "You shouldn't. I'm Shimai."

"No you're not. Your Kimi Son." He says.

"Gang, battle positions." I order.

We settle into stances. We fight. We won. Again.

"YEAH!" I yell as we fly away. "That was awesome!"

Michael says "It sure was! He got pwned!"

I smirk. "Not as much as you did!"

We laugh about the plaground again.

AT THE HIDEOUT...

We walked into the hideout. Nick, Rick, Rina, Joey and I sat on the couch. Michael pulled Tina over to the side.

"Look," Michael started. "If you help me get Shimai, I'll help you get Nick. Deal?"

Tina looked happy. "Ok! But what are we going to do to get Shimai and Piccolo to break up?"

Michael grinned evily. "I have an idea." He whispered the idea in her ear.

"Oo! That should work!" She said.

They told everyone in the Gang the plan except for Nick and I. "They're up to somethin'." I told Nick.

"Got that right." He said.

THE NEXT DAY...

Piccolo showed up the next day. "How's the bullet wound?" He asked.

"It's fine." I said. Then I remembered "Shit! I forgot to put that stuff on it. Be right back!" And I delved further inside the hideout.

Micheal whispered in Tina's ear "Now!"

Do you know what she did? She kissed him. Kissed who? Piccolo.

They were kissing as I walked back into the room. "The HELL?!" I yelled.

Piccolo backed away from Tina. "Kimi, i-it's not what you think, she-"

I interrupted "Yeah! I know it's not what I thought. I guess it never was!"

He asked "What does that mean?!"

I looked at him with hurt and anger in my eyes. "It means to get the fuck outta here, cuz' WE'RE DONE DAMMIT!"

Without another word, he left. I walked up to Tina. "I am SO sorry that he violated you like that!"

She said "It's fine. I have to go boil my lips now, though."

I sat on the couch, and broke down in front of the Gang. Michael sat beside me, and draped his arm around my shoulder. "It's alright, Shimai. Just forget about him. He had no right to do that to you."

I looked at Michael. "Michael, I'm sorry that I favored him over you. Now I know what a lousy jerk he is."

He smiled. "It's alright. You know, I would never do that to you."

I smirked. "Alright, you. I'm not ready for another boyfriend, cuz' I know what you were tryin' to say."

He looked hopeful. "Friends with benefits?"

I kissed his cheek. "Of course!"

He blushed. I laughed. "You're struck dumb!" Nick said.

I walk up to Nick. "Nick, I heard the girl of your dreams likes you back!" I whispered.

He smiled. "She DOES?!"

I push Tina over to Nick, and they kiss. "Congratz to the new couple!" I say. The Gang cheers.

PICCOLO'S POV...

She broke up with me. Like I broke up with her three months ago. Now I know just how far the heartbreak went. The thing is, I didn't kiss that girl, it was the other way around! It was probably that Michael guy's fault. I bet he told that girl to do it. Now, she's going to be in his arms, not mine, like she used to be.

A MONTH LATER IN SHIMAI'S POV...

It's been a month, and I couldn't be happier. Three days after I broke up with Piccolo, Michael and I became a couple. Plus, the cops still haven't found us. Not the Gang, and not Kimi. I'll have to convince the cops that she's dead sooner or later. Why not tonight? Perfect!

"Hey, y'all!" I say.

"Huh?" They ask.

"Who want's to stop layin' low like we have the past month?" I ask.

"We do!" They say.

"But how? They're looking for both of you!" Rina asked.

"I know that, Rina. But, if, and I mean if, we can convince em' that Kimi's actually dead, then we'll be fine! We can keep wreakin' havoc like we used to!" I say.

"How are we gonna do that? Joey asked.

"Easy! Remember how that girl operative from the Katakana's looks EXACTLY like Kimi? I hear they're gonna attack today, so if we kill her, we'll dump the body somewhere obvious, and they're bound to think it's Kimi!" I say.

"That's an awesome idea!" Rick says.

"Come out wherever you are!" A member of the Katakana Gang says.

"Here we go. Y'all load your guns, we'll be usin' em'!" I order.

We load our guns, we upgraded so we each have two, and we walked out of the alley we were in.

"BATTLE POSITIONS!" I say. The Gang get into their stances.

The Katakana's raise their guns. We raise ours. The leader, Zuki's sister, Kody, walks up to me.
"Well, if it isn't the girl who killed my sister. Shimai." She says.

"Ah yes, the sweet memories, watching your sister drop dead." I say.

She looks angry. "Till' death?"

"No dip. Let's do this thing!"

We walk the customary 20 paces away from each other, turn to face eachother, and shoot. She missed by a mile, I hit her heart, and, just like Zuki, Kody dropped dead.

The rest of the Katakana's retreat, but I hit the operative girl in the back of the head with a bullet before she can escape.

"Great!" I say, putting on my gloves and grabbing her body. "Let's go hide this mutherfucker in the most obvious place!"

We drag the body, leaving a blood trail on the ground, and hide her in a trashcan, with her hand hanging out. I attatch a note written in my handwriting saying that Videl killed me.

LATER...

We watch as Krillin opens the trashcan that the body is hidden in. He screams, and picks up the note.

To anyone who finds my body, wherever she dumps it, I, Kimi Son, want you to know that Videl Satan killed me. She's raising her gun... Goodbye.
-Kimi Son

He yells "NO!" and takes to the air, note in hand.

We burst out laughing. "Yeah!" I yell, "Videl caused the metaphorical death of Kimi Son!"

Michael exclaims "We can roam free again!"

3RD PERSON POV.. WITH THE Z-FIGHTERS...

Krillin lands in the yard of Capsule Corps, where a party is being held. "STOP!" He yells.

"What?" Bulma asks.

"K-K-Kimi's DEAD!" He exclaims.

There was a collective gasp in the room, followed by several Z-Fighters and family screaming "WHAT?!"

He starts "I-I saw this trail of blood, and I followed it to a trashcan, a-and I opened it, and Kimi was in there, DEAD! I picked up the note out of the trashcan, and, turns out, s-she was KILLED!" Krillin yelled.

Vegeta asked "By WHO?"

Krillin pointed at Videl, who was holding hands with Gohan. "It was VIDEL!"

Everyone in the room backed away from Videl. "WHAT?!" She screamed. "I DID NOT KILL HER!"

Gohan yells "Sure you didn't! You never liked her! You hated her enough to KILL HER!"

Krillin walked up to Videl. "If you say you didn't kill her, explain THIS!" He thrusts the note into her hands.

Gohan takes a look at it. "That's Kimi's handwriting! You DID kill her!"

Bulma took out her cell phone. "Restrain her! I'm calling the police!"

Suddenly, a bright light shows in the sky. "Can y'all hear me?" Kimi asks.

They yell "Kimi!"

"Yeah, it's me. I just wanted to ask Videl something. Why did you kill me? I knew you hated me, but I didn't know you hated me THAT much!"

Videl yells "I didn't kill you, and you know it!"

"Yeah, suuuuure. I guess you have a twin that works for the police force, has a gun, and has the same EXACT wristwatch thing as you do, don't you?"

BACK TO THE SHIMAI GANG...

The Shimai's settle in the bushes. Tina walks out of the bushes, and onto Capsule Corps lawn, where the dead Kimi is speaking. Tina has fake tears rolling down her cheeks.

"I think you guys need to see this." She says. She hands Bulma a photo, and runs off.

Bulma screams. "This is PICTURE PROOF!"

She shows everyone the picture of Videl, holding a gun to the back of Kimi's head. Undescribable fear was etched on Kimi's face.

Shimai walks onto the lawn. The Z-Fighters gasp. "B-But YOU'RE KIMI!" Krillin says.

She says "Actually, I'm not." She pulls at her blonde hair, the hairline moving with it. "It wasn't a wig. I was a good friend of Kimi. She didn't want anyone finding her, so I took her place by wearing a black wig. The times you guys seen her, it was actually her, disguised as me, but all the other times, during all the vandalizing, and murdering, except for the battle against the Hiragana's, it was me. I came to testify on Kimi's behalf. Videl DID kill her. I saw everything." She said.

The voice of Kimi said "I'm glad you came, Shimai! They HAVE to beleive us. I don't want what Videl did to me to happen to anyone else."

It was then that the cops arrived. "Hell fire!" Shimai yelled. "See ya' in Otherworld, Kim! I'll say somethin' nice at the funeral!" The Shimai's ran away from the scene.

"That was awesome!" Shimai said.

Michael said "Yeah! You are the awesomest ventrilaquist EVER! No one will know that you're Kimi!"

Shimai sighed. "Too bad I had to bleach my hair blonde."

The light faded from the sky. The Shimai's watched as the evidence was presented to the police, and they cuffed Videl, took her badge, and shoved her into the cop car.

LATER...

At the hideout, we celebrated Videl's arrest by inviting some allied gangs over to spread the news.

"No way!" Jazz, of the Zen Gang, said when we told the Zen's about the Conspiracy.

"Yes way!" Rina said.

I raised my glass of water. "Cheers to the whore's arrest!"

Everybody else raised their glasses and we clicked them together. "Cheers!"

THE NEXT DAY...

The newspaper was the most hilarious part of our day. The headline read "Kimi Son found murdered in a trashcan, Videl Satan charged with murder in the 2nd degree."

"I can't beleive that worked!" Rina said.

"Beleive it! Our kidnapping charge has been dropped, too!" I said. "By the way Joey, you are AWESOME at editing photos!"

Joey grinned his creeper's grin. "I know!"

"As little evidence as we gave them, it was incriminating enough to get her charged with second degree murder!" Tina said.

"We are awesome!" I said.

"You bet we are!" Rick said.

"Yeah!" Michael said.

We continue walking the streets like we did before being pushed into hiding. Just like then we run into a lot of unwanted people. This time around, we ran into my mother.

"You were Kimi's friend weren't you?" Mom asked me.

"Yes ma'am, I was." I say.

"You saw her get killed?"

"I did."

"It really was Videl? She seemed so innocent."

"I can assure you, it was Videl."

"Oh, ok." She walked off.

I faced the Gang. "Lord O' Mighty, I can't beleive I had to tell my mom that."

"Let's just avoid her." Michael suggested.

"That sounds like a good idea." I say.

We continued walking around, until we saw the shop. The shop is the place that we get all of our vandalism stuff, and we can even buy amunition there.

We walked inside, and we were greeted with Mr. Myers holding a gun on us. "Woah! Put that thing away!" I said.

He laughed, and set the shotgun down. "Sorry, thought y'all were vandals!"

I looked at him confused. "We ARE vandals. We just don't vandalize this place."

"Oh, right. Well, what brings y'all 'round here? Haven't seen ya' in months!"

"We've had to lay low. But we're back!" Rick says.

Mr. Myers says "I heard 'bout y'all's gang fights and what not. I heard that the cops think y'all kidnapped that girl who was killed in a trashcan. What a shame."

I say "Mr. Myers, we didn't kidnap the girl, and she wasn't killed IN the trashcan."

"Oh. Well, what do y'all want today? Bullets or y'all's vandalism stuff?"

I ask "Can ya' hook us up with some spray paint?"

He asks "How much y'all got?"

I take my stolen wallet out of my pocket. "Looks like about 200 zeni. How much is it gonna cost?"

"Depends on how much y'all want."

"What about one can for each of us?"

"Seven cans, 50 zeni."

I hand him the money, and he hands me the paint.

We walk outside, hiding the spray paint in the inside pockets of our jackets. "Inside pockets, best invention ever." I say.

"I know!" Michael says. "Hidin' stuff with no possible way of anyone seein' it or takin' it!"

We eventually found a place to vandalize, the heli pad of the police station. Boy, we painted that thing so many colors that it looked like a rainbow.

"Ha! All we need is some skittles!" Michael said.

"Got that right!" I said.

AT THE HIDEOUT...

We sat down on the couch, and fell asleep. We were so tired that we just passed out.

Outside the hideout, a few operatives from a rival gang scoped the area, reporting their findings to the gang leader via walkie-talkie.

"Yeah boss, they're sleepin', send in the other guys, and we'll strike!" An operative said.

Inside the hideout, hearing noise outside, I began to stir. I heard voices, and woke up the Gang. "Shh! Guys, they're gonna attack! Load your guns, and I want one of y'all at every entry point." I order.

They don't hesitate to load their weponry and stand at their assigned stations.

The rivals break in through the front door, where I'm standing. I shoot two of them, and the rest try to run away. "Y'all! After em'!" I yell, and we run out the door.

Meanwhile, other rivals run into the hideout, stealing some of our ammunition, and raiding the fridge.

We walk back into the hideout. I gasp. "They robbed us!"

Michael opens the safe. "It''s okay, they didn't take everything! We still have our non-perishable food and most of our ammunition, and some spray paint."

"Wait, what? Only non-perishable? You mean they raided the fridge?" I ask in a monotone fashion. "Who does that? It's bad enough that they took some of our ammo!"

"That's messed up. Big time." Rick said.

Joey got onto his computer. "I'll check the cameras. Maybe we can find some logo to tell us what gang their from." He brings back the video from a few minutes ago. They were all wearing black hoodies with two red R's on them.

"Red R's? Seriously? The Red Ribbons robbed us?!" I say.

"Who's the Red Ribbons?" Rina asked.

"The Red Ribbon Gang is the biggest gang in West City. I heard that they tried to rob Capsule Corps last week, but Vegeta stopped them." I said. "We'd be seriously outnumbered if we faced em', but we'd be the strongest."

Outside, the Red Ribbons were talking. "That was a close one!" Blue said.

"You bet!" White said.

Inside, Joey's tree camera was picking up an unusual noise. "I'd better check that out." Joey said, clicking on the live video feed. We watched as the Red Ribbon Gang leaders were talking about returning to Capsule Corps while Bulma, Vegeta, and Trunks were away, leaving only Mr. and Mrs. Breifs.

"No!" I said. "They're leaving tomorrow! They can't attack! They'll kill them!"

"What do you suggest we do?" Michael asked.

"We have to beat them there. We can't let Mr. and Mrs. Briefs get killed!" I say.

"Okay, when do we leave?" Joey asked.

"You're the math dude, when do we have to leave to get there by 7:00 PM tomorrow?" I ask.

"On foot, in about an hour." He says. "We shouldn't fly because it'd waste our energy."

Rina says "Well let's get goin'! I'm not lettin' some innocent people die cuz' the Red Ribbons are a buncha' loons!"

"Damn right! Y'all, we need to pack food, ammunition, and most of our weponry. I don't expect this to be an easy win, but I'll make damn sure we win." I say.

By 6 AM, we're on the way to West City. "So... Tired..." Rina says.

"Wow. You were the most extatic about the trip, and now you're the least. Plus, Tina's carring more than you, so are the boys, and me. You're just carrying half a day's worth of food." I say.

"But I'm hot!" She whines.

"Dude," I start. "It's six am, it's cold out here. I don't see how you can possibly be hot."

She stays quiet.

At 6:24 PM, we arrive at Capsule Corps, right before Bulma and Vegeta have to leave.

I run to the door, and knock on it. Bulma answers "The Shimai Gang?! VEGETA!"

My eyes grow wide. "No! We're not here to attack! We came to warn you about the Red Ribbon Gang! We heard them talking about raiding this place after you guys left tonight after they raided our hideout!"

"Sure you did!" She says.

Vegeta appears at the doorway. "What are you doing here, girl?"

Bulma asks "You know her?"

I say "Sir, I'm sorry to bother you, but the Red Ribbon Gang is on their wa- *gun fire*"

I'm rudely interrupted by a bullet flying my way. I dodge it, take my gun out of the holster, and shoot the Red Ribbon Gang member. "See?"

I walk toward the Gang. "Y'all! Battle positions! Armed!"

They don't object, and as soon as the Gang armed themselves, a bullet flys out of nowhere, hitting Rina in the shoulder. "Rina!" Tina exclaims, running to her friend.

A Red Ribbon runs toward Rina and Tina, armed with two pistols. I run at him "No you don't!"

I shoot the Red Ribbon in the head twice, and he drops dead. Four more Red Ribbons shoot at me, and I jump and fly through the air, shooting them. One manages to shoot me in the heart, and I fall onto the ground, blood pouring out of me fast.

"Shimai!" Michael says, running toward me.

"Michael! Battle position! I'm not gonna make it, but do this for me. Win the battle, for my sake." And I pass out from blood loss.

Anger and hurt overcome the Gang, and they unleash a powerful array of attacks, killing the last of the Red Ribbons.

They rush over to my nearly dead form. Bulma puts a hand on my neck. "She's still alive!"

The Gang cheers, and they rush me into the medical wing of Capsule Corps.

A FEW HOURS LATER...

Bulma, Trunks, and Vegeta are in the plane on their way to some important meeting. "Vegeta?" Bulma asked. "Did you know that girl?"

"Are you that ignorant, woman? That was Kakkabrat!"

"I am NOT ignorant! And that COULDN'T have been Kimi! She's dead!"

"The girl is still alive. The girl that the bald weakling found wasn't her."

SCENE CHANGE! WITH THE SHIMAI GANG!

I wake up, and find myself on a hospital bed, hooked up to various machines, and the Gang sitting around the bed.

Rina asks "Are you okay?"

I say "I'm fine. The question is, are you okay?"

She smiles. "I feel okay."

I smile. "That's great. Y'all, I don't exactly know what happened, but nevertheless, I'm proud of all of you because I know you fought excellently. Well done."

The Gang laughs. "Shimai, you sound a lot like some weirdo off of a movie!" Rick says.

"Shut up!" I laugh. "The thing is, y'all beat those suckas', and that means that we are the best Gang in TWO cities!"

We cheer. A nurse comes into the room. "Oh! You're awake already! The police want to speak with you!"

The Gang and I stare in shock. "The WHO NOW?!"

A police officer walks into the room. "Shimai, you and your gang are under arrest for the charges of murder, vandalism, and kidnapping."

I glare at the officer. "Officer, we NEVER kidnapped anyone. I knew Kimi Son very well. Videl Satan killed her. I saw the whole thing."

I stood up, and pulled the various wires and IV's out of my body. "Y'all, let's go. We're not about to be arrested."

And we fly out the window. "GET THEM!" The officer shouted. Except they do nothing, knowing they won't catch up to us.

As we fly toward the hideout, the pain from ripping out all those wires starts to get to me, and I slow down.

The Gang flys toward me. "You okay Shimai?" Michael asks.

"Yeah, I'm fine Michael. I think I'm just gonna walk home." I say, decending toward the ground. "Y'all keep flyin' to the hideout, I'll see ya' there."

They keep flying, and I start to walk. "Hm, looks like about 4 miles to get home. Dammit."

Later, I start to get closer to home. "Three miles."

AT THE HIDEOUT...

The Gang talks while I'm busy walking to the hideout.

"I don't know, guys." Michael said. "Something just seemed off about Shimai after we left the hospital."

"Duh, Michael! She literally ripped those wires out of her body! She was in pain!" Tina said.

Michael asked "Then why did she say that she was fine?"

Rina said "A good leader never says that their in pain. Remember how she didn't care that she got shot and started asking how I was when we were at Capsule Corps? She was just being a good leader!"

Michael stood up. "Well I'm gonna go help our good leader and bring her back."

He walks outside, and takes to the air. He flys a while before finding me, walking on the sidewalk.

He lands next to me. "You still okay?"

"I'm fine."

"Then why are you walking?"

"I don't feel like flying."

"Flying's faster."

"No dip, sherlock."

He picks me up. "That's okay, I don't like dip anyways."

"Why did you pick me up?"

"Tina said that you were in pain. I'm not gonna let you be in pain."

"You're too sweet. Seriously, put me down."

"Nope." He takes to the air.

"I..*yawn*. Hate... You..."

I fell asleep on the way back to the hideout.

Michael returned to the hideout. "What did you do to her?" Tina asked.

"Nothing!" Michael said. "She fell asleep!"

Rick waved his hand in front of my face. "Nothin'."

Joey raised his gun to me. "I wonder..."

I raised my gun, and shot, the bullet going out the open window.

"Damn! She's a sleep shooter!" Joey exclaimed.

I yawned, and smirked. "Nope, I'm just a really light sleeper."

He laughed. "You're tellin' me!"

I closed my eyes again. "Only wake me up if a rival gang is attacking. Otherwise, you'll get shot." I fall back asleep.

Michael layed me down on the couch. "She looks like an angel. Tell her I said that and y'all are dead."

The Gang laughs.

MY DREAM...

A few hours later, Nick hears a sound from outside. He grabs his gun, and walks out the door.

*Gunshot* "ATTACK!"

Nick ran back inside. "Dudes! Someone's attacking!"

Michael shakes my shoulder. "Shimai! A rival's attacking!"

I stand up. "You've GOTTA be kidding me! Two gang fights in ONE day?! People hate us!" I grab my guns, and follow the Gang outside.

Outside, I assess the situation. About 15 Red Ribbons are armed, standing on the lawn.

Rick asks "Shimai, how many divisions does the Red Ribbon Gang have?"

I answer "Four. Three attacked earlier."

The leader of this division, Black, walks up to greet us. "Shimai! Good to see ya'!"

"The hell are y'all doin' here?"

"Don't be that way! I just wanted a little fun."

"Dude, have you heard that the other three divisions attacked us at once earlier, and even after I couldn't help fight, we still won?"

"I heard. Until death, or do you prefer the second way?"

"I've never heard of there ever being a second way, so until death."

So the ritual continues. Three people landing behind me startle Black, and he misses me by a mile, whereas I, startled by Black's startledness, also miss, hitting one of the lesser known Red Ribbons.

I turn around, where Bulma and Vegeta are standing, glaring at me with a newfound hate in their eyes. "Um, hello?" I ask. "There's kind of a gang fight going on, so if y'all would just get out of our way,-"

"Girl," Vegeta starts. "The woman has questions, and you will answer them."

"What makes you think I will?"

He grabs the collar of my shirt. "You will, or else."

"Or else what?"

He growls. I growl. Black growls, ruining the moment of hatred. Nick shoots Black in the juggular vein, watching him bleed out.

Vegeta and I continue to growl and glare at eachother. "Listen here, half breed, answer the woman's questions and I won't have to kill you." His anger gets precariously close to the boiling point, as does mine. The air flickers to life around us, and a golden light shines valiantly as we ascend to Super Sayian. (So many details, I'm proud of myself!)

He threw me down onto the cold, wet dirt. I stood up, seething at the 'Prince of all Sayians'. We settled into our stances, and a full powered assult proceeded.

OH! LOOK NOW! ANOTHER CLIFFY! WILL KIMI/SHIMAI EVER RETURN HOME? SHOULD SHE? YOU TELL ME BECAUSE I HAVE WRITER'S BLOCK! OH, AND IF YOU'RE REDING THIS WONDERFULLY BAD STORY, START AT CHAPTER 5, BECAUSE I'VE UPDATED CHAPTERS 5-11 AT ONCE TO GIVE YOU GUYS A SHIT TON TO READ!

BE GOOD READERS, RRR, READ, RATE, REVEIW! AND FAVORITE TOO!

CHARACTER APPEARANCES!

KIMI: LOOKS LIKE A TEENAGE PAN.
SHIMAI: BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYES, HAS VEGETA'S SMIRK. AVERAGE HEIGHT.
TINA: REDHEAD, GREEN EYES, LOTSA' FRECKLES, REALLY TALL.
RINA: BRUNETTE, BROWN EYES, REALLY SHORT.
RICK: BLACK HAIR, GREEN EYES, F****NG SMEXY. REALLY TALL.
NICK: RICK'S ID TWIN. 2 MINUTES OLDER THAN RICK.
JOEY: GREEN HAIR, PUNK STYLE, CREEPER (NOT KIDDING), GREEN EYES. TALLEST, 6FT 8IN.
MICHAEL: AVERAGE HEIGHT, BROWN HAIR & EYES.

YOU KNOW WHAT THE DB/Z/GT CHARACTERS LOOK LIKE, SO I'M NOT EXPLAINING THEIR APPEARENCES. IF NOT, GOOGLE EM'.

BONUS: IN LATER CHAPTERS, A CERTAIN SAYIAN WILL BE BROUGHT CLOSER TO THE PICTURE. NOT GOHAN, VEGETA, GOKU, GOTEN, THE NEW BABY... YOU FIGURE IT OUT.

MORE ROMANCE IN LATER CHAPTERS, I LIED ABOUT THE SONG, CUZ' I COULDN'T REALLY FIND ONE TO PUT IN THE STORY.

TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER OF:

LOOPHOLE!