January 17, 2012

HAPPY NEW YEAR MY BAD ASS STUDENTS! Yea, I know, im 17 days late for that. Everything's been crazy here in my life! Turns out, my therapist is back. Mmhm, he's watching me write the blog right now. I mean, hes tied to the chair. His lips sealed with duct tape. My NEW duct tape may I add? It has skulls on it!

I GOT A NEW SKATEBOARD! BE JELOUSE YOU LOSERS! Yea, okay, so now for your questions. *rolls eyes* you guys take forever to find a new life.

Thalia,

My brother is annoying me, what should I do?

Lol I love this blog-ish thing.

Terri M

Here is a list of things to do with somebody who is annoying the bad ass awesomeness out of you:

Duct tape them to the wall

Tie them upside down from their toes

Tie them upside down from their ankles

Tie them upside down from their ear

Squirt them with a water gun filled with a suspicious liquid

Threaten to beat them with a hammer

Threaten to beat them with a hammer again

Tell them Barney is waiting for them

Tell them that Hades cant deal with his wife anymore and is coming for them now

(this is the worst insult you could ever give me, or anyone else!) Tell them they are not, in any way, shape of form, a badass.

Yep, there ya go. A whole list.

NEXT QUESTION!

Happy early birthday! Or do you not like it? I have a friend who hates her birthday. Anyways, I am a Thalico shipper, but I've got to say, I might have to help you find Nico and string him up like a pinata, and hit him open so the Killer Robots can eat his guts!

Broadway4eva

Bitch, I love you! You so gotta help me find em! And yes, I do like it. My birthday…not anything else. Get your mind out of the gutter you freaks who have their hands in their pants right now! And girl, you must love Broadway…wait…where have I read this before? 0.o

Okay, seriously…IS THERE NOTHING ON TV BUT FRED FLINSTONE?

Hold on, there's a chick coming in…

"YO BEE-OTCH! THIS IS MY THERAPY SESSION!"

Okay, Im back.

Poor girl, shes gonna need for therapy for what I just did to her…hehe. Lets just say I pay very close attention to number 5 on the list I gave you guys.

NO PEACE OUT!

FROM A JACKED UP, TOTAL BAD ASS NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY, THALIA GRACE!

Emodude389:

You have no heart….

RE: Emodude389:

YOU KNOW I DON'T!
:P

IPredictThaliaWillDieFirst145:

Like my new username Thals? I do. Its total badass…un like you!

RE:IPredictThaliaWillDieFirst145:

IPredictThaliaWillDieFirst145 has been blocked from this blog

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SeaweedBrain789:

WHOAH! CHICK FIGHT BETWEEN TWO HIT BABES! YO GROVER! COME READ THIS THING!

Wisegirl8756:

Um. Two HOT BABES? That's it. Thalia, Rachael, YOUR GOING DOWN!

SeaweedBrain789:

Yesss….now its three hot babes! GROVER! GET YO ASS OVA HERE NOW!

BurritoFreshFromthePan9011:

Can I still eat my burrito?

RE:BurritoFreshFromthePan9011:

Yea sure.

RE:RE:BurritoFreshFromthePan9011:

Whoa. Three chicks in a fight. This is almost better than my burrito.