Chapter Title: Finale

Chapter Description: Everything has come down to one defining moment that means the end.

A/N: This has been in limbo for a long time, so I decided to end it short and sweet. Don't kill me; I'm just sick of not having any ideas for this and being haunted by its existence.

Disclaimer: I do not own DGM, because if I did, Alma wouldn't haunt my nightmares.

"And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make."

-'The End' by The Beatles

The air was thick as Allen, nay, the Fourteenth, walked out of the Millennium Earl's offices.

"Is that it?" Allen asked the man who had taken over his body. "Is that all that you had wanted to do?"

"Yes," the Fourteenth told the boy as he gave him back control of his body once again. "That was all I needed to do."

Allen sighed. "You know, you could have just told me that in the first place."

The Fourteenth pouted. "But I know you would have never gone for it if we hadn't gotten to know each other a bit better beforehand."

"Yeah, but…" Allen shook his head. "You all tried to destroy humankind when all you wanted to do was talk about the ending of He's Just Not That Into You. Don't you think that it all was a bit extreme? If you had just told me that you wanted to discuss it with the Earl and then this whole apocalypse thing would be over then I'm pretty sure I would have let you just-"

"IT'S JUST THAT JUSTIN LONG DESERVED BETTER!"

"Can I go make out with Lenalee now?"

"Knock yourself out," the Fourteenth said with a yawn. "I'll just pretend that it's the Earl…"

"You're disgusting."

"So is the author of this story."

"Exactly."

And then Road, angry that she was yet again not chosen to be Allen's love muffin, burned down the Ark, burned down the Order and killed every other character in the series.

Fin

It's been an… interesting ride. Maybe someday I'll delete this and post the rest of what I had, but that's unlikely. Sorry for this chapter. :/ Have a wonderful life everyone!