Hey! Sorry I took my sweet time getting this out.
But, it's a success! It's the first Duncan and Courtney song! Yeah! It has to do with when they get their antlers locked in 'Paintball Deer hunting' and when someone kicks someone in the place where males just don't wanna be kicked.
So, I introduce to you, Duncan's Pants, a parody of 'Just Dance' by Lady Gaga featuring Colby O'Donis.
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Duncan's Pants (Parody of 'Just Dance')
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C.I.T., Convict
Courtney. Oh-oh, eh
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Courtney (Lady C.I.T.):
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I've had a little bit too much, much
In this challenge you gotta rush (gotta rush yeah)
How did our antlers get, all connected like this?
Where's camp, I wish we had a phone, phone.
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What's up with this pig of a boy?
He wants to make out and use me like some old little sex toy
Keep your cool, before you get angry
But I can't help it, I just kicked Duncan right in
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His pants, Wonder if he's okay, ow-ow-oh-oh
In his pants, probably hurts like hell, Just kicked Duncan
In his pants
Ow-oh-oh,
Pants, pants, pants
Kicked him in his pants (pants, pants, pants)
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If he could shut his stupid mouth
Then maybe I wouldn't have knocked him out (knocked him out, yeah)
All of the games he plays
His crotch just won't be safe
Hey, it looks like he just might cry
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What's up with this pig of a boy?
He wants to make out and use me like some old little sex toy
Keep your cool, before you get angry
But I can't help it, I just kicked Duncan right in
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His pants, Wonder if he's okay, ow-ow-oh-oh
In his pants, probably hurts like hell, Just kicked Duncan
In his pants
Ow-oh-oh,
Pants, pants, pants
Kicked him in his-
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Duncan (Colby O'Duncan *gross*):
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When I come through into the woods spraying paint up on a tree
Can't believe Courtney thinks she can make a dumbass fool outta me
But ain't gonna give it up steady trying not to kick me in the balls
I'm pretty sure that I'm gonna feel that even tomorrow yeah
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(Girl it seems that you may have a problem with me)
The way were lost and going in circles round and round
(We BOTH locked antlers so don't try to blame all of this on me)
In the meantime please don't get mad and kick me in my-
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Courtney (Lady C.I.T.):
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Pants, Wonder if he's okay, ow-ow-oh-oh
In his pants, probably hurts like hell, just kicked Duncan
In his pants
Ow-oh-oh,
Pants, pants, pants
Kicked him in his pants (pants, pants, pants)
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(Lets go!)
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You're half psychotic, sick, chaotic
Got my violin it's symphonic
You're half psychotic sick, chaotic
No cell phones no electronics
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You're half psychotic, sick, chaotic
Got my violin it's symphonic
You're half psychotic sick, chaotic
No cell phones no electronics
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Go, get us out of this forest now come on hustle
(I her you just please don't kick me right there)
Don't slow! Or I'll kick you in someplace where the sun don't
(I got it!)
Don't shine no it won't
(I got it)
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His pants, Wonder if he's okay, ow-ow-oh-oh
In his pants, probably hurts like hell, Just kicked Duncan
In his pants
Ow-oh-oh,
Pants, pants, pants
Kicked him in his pants (pants pants pants)
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Huh? Huh? What did you think? Not my best, but pretty good.
R&R!
