A/N: Enjoy!
ZO: I want Zero to cook for me. I haven't tried his cooking….
Alp: Sorted! Zero is our designated chef today!.
Aido: XD.
Zero: O.O.
ZO: *Puppy dog eyes* Please…zero make us some sushi…
Zero: *Trying hard to resist but failing* I….er…..fine
ZO: YAY! *Hold up pink frilly apron with cupcakes on it* Here you go!
Zero: I am not wearing that.
ZO: *Holds up rolling pin* I'm sorry? I didn't quite hear you?.
Zero: *Takes apron and puts it on* Damned woman….
Aido: You wouldn't do that to me, would you C-Chan.
ALP: Nope. You're already feminine as it is.
Aido: *Deadpan*
ZO: He's not feminine….he's GAY! DON'T DENY IT! I bet Kaname makes you hard as a stone!
ALP: O.O
Aido: I'm bi! Not gay…
ALP: Okay, I guess that's fine with me.
ZO: But-
Aido: Can it bitchy.
ZO: You couldn't afford it honey.
Zero: *Chopping salmon with a dangerous looking knife*.
ALP: Aido, bedroom now!
Aido: Why?
ALP: You need to be punished.
ZO: The bedroom can wait, our sushi is ready! *Races to dining table*.
ALP: Mmmm! Great job Zero!
Aido: It's allright..
Zero: Hmph
ALP and ZO: MORI IMPRESSION!
Aido and Zero: Who?
ZO: Takashi Morinozuka.
Zero: Who's he….
ZO: *Struggling to use chopsticks* Damned pieces of wood…
Zero: Here *takes ZO's hand and places the chopsticks the right way*.
ZO: *Blushes* Oh…
ALP: I be chopstick ninja!
ZO, Aido and Zero: *Sweatdrop*
ZO: Bitch please. I'm the ninja around here.
Aido: No.
Serien: Boo
Aido: She is.
ZO: OMFG!*Throws chopstick at Serien*
Serien: *Dodges chopstick and disappears*
Kaname, Takuma and Kain: *Walk in* Hi
Aido, Zero and ALP: Shit.
ZO: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU SONS OF BITCHES! * Throws other chopstick at them*…..YOU. I thought I killed you….YOU SLICK BASTARD!
Takuma: Let's all be friends!
ALP: *See's Aido drag Kain into a bedroom* Oh, that blonde mofo's a dead man…*Follows them*
ZO: *Shoves Kaname and Takuma out the house* AND STAY OUT!
A/N: Hehehehe Zero in a pink frilly apron...I'm so evil
Reviews are welcome!
B-Chan
