A/N: Enjoy!


ZO: I want Zero to cook for me. I haven't tried his cooking….

Alp: Sorted! Zero is our designated chef today!.

Aido: XD.

Zero: O.O.

ZO: *Puppy dog eyes* Please…zero make us some sushi…

Zero: *Trying hard to resist but failing* I….er…..fine

ZO: YAY! *Hold up pink frilly apron with cupcakes on it* Here you go!

Zero: I am not wearing that.

ZO: *Holds up rolling pin* I'm sorry? I didn't quite hear you?.

Zero: *Takes apron and puts it on* Damned woman….

Aido: You wouldn't do that to me, would you C-Chan.

ALP: Nope. You're already feminine as it is.

Aido: *Deadpan*

ZO: He's not feminine….he's GAY! DON'T DENY IT! I bet Kaname makes you hard as a stone!

ALP: O.O

Aido: I'm bi! Not gay…

ALP: Okay, I guess that's fine with me.

ZO: But-

Aido: Can it bitchy.

ZO: You couldn't afford it honey.

Zero: *Chopping salmon with a dangerous looking knife*.

ALP: Aido, bedroom now!

Aido: Why?

ALP: You need to be punished.

ZO: The bedroom can wait, our sushi is ready! *Races to dining table*.

ALP: Mmmm! Great job Zero!

Aido: It's allright..

Zero: Hmph

ALP and ZO: MORI IMPRESSION!

Aido and Zero: Who?

ZO: Takashi Morinozuka.

Zero: Who's he….

ZO: *Struggling to use chopsticks* Damned pieces of wood…

Zero: Here *takes ZO's hand and places the chopsticks the right way*.

ZO: *Blushes* Oh…

ALP: I be chopstick ninja!

ZO, Aido and Zero: *Sweatdrop*

ZO: Bitch please. I'm the ninja around here.

Aido: No.

Serien: Boo

Aido: She is.

ZO: OMFG!*Throws chopstick at Serien*

Serien: *Dodges chopstick and disappears*

Kaname, Takuma and Kain: *Walk in* Hi

Aido, Zero and ALP: Shit.

ZO: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU SONS OF BITCHES! * Throws other chopstick at them*…..YOU. I thought I killed you….YOU SLICK BASTARD!

Takuma: Let's all be friends!

ALP: *See's Aido drag Kain into a bedroom* Oh, that blonde mofo's a dead man…*Follows them*

ZO: *Shoves Kaname and Takuma out the house* AND STAY OUT!


A/N: Hehehehe Zero in a pink frilly apron...I'm so evil

Reviews are welcome!

B-Chan