Ow, ow, OW! I had a thought, and heres the result.
Itachi: So, you figured out who would fight who?
Pillz-E: Andthepairingzzzzz?
Yes and maybe.
Itachi & Pillz-E: Then who?
I cant just say-
Itachi & Pillz-E: With the pairing!
Oh, er... well, it wont be Hinata or Sakura-
Itachi & Pillz-E: WHO?!
...(mumbles) Ino...
Itachi: ...What? That (w)itch? You got to be jokeing...(looks at authors face) Hes not jokeing. Listen, do you want to be flaimed? How many people actually like her, because I actually see negitave numbers.
(T-T) Well, I like her (Itachi: That would explane things)... Plus, things might change. Anyways, enjoy the story.
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-Part 2: Hell's Forest (Picnicking grounds of 300 Spartans).
Blood gushed from the wound Kankuro's puppet left as he pulled it away. Expecting his opponent's body to just poof away in a replacement jutsu, the puppet master stared at it, but nothing happened.
"Did I just win? I knew he was just a poser." Laughed Kankuro. He walked over to the collapsed body and kicked it over so it faced up. "You weren't even worth it." Bending down, he almost grabbed Narutos scroll, but instead looked at the opened wound.
Narachi's blood was gone, but was replaced by a black substance that looked like (scentless) tar. "What the…?" And it began to flow out quickly.
Kankuro jumped back not expecting whatever that was happening was happening. "Does anyone know what's going on?" Kankuro asked his siblings. Temari was just as confused as her brother, and Gaara watched with interest.
Narutos body was twitching intensely as the tar like substance forced itself out of the mask and its filter, soon covering not only the body, but most of the ground they stood on.
Then, hands rose from the muck, grey and rotting. One by one, they shot out grabbing onto Kankuros limbs. "Wha-what's going on?" he yelled in a panicked voice.
The black tar started to bubble up as Naruto rose from its depths, comely walking forward.
"Isn't this exciting? I am just having a blast using these tricks." Then he noticed Kankuro's sweating face. "What? Not enjoying it? Getting a little scared? Why be so serious?"
"Te-Temari! Gaara! Help!"
Kankuro's sister looked like she was going to help, if it wasn't for the black tar spawning rotting corpses to hold them back. "Don't forget that this is our fight. But don't worry," Naruto patted the others face. "It will be over soon."
Kankuro desperately tried to move his hands and fingers in a attempt to move his puppet, but nothing happened.
"And now to kill you." Naruto formed some hand signs. "Darkness summoning: Inner Demons." The Tar flew into the forest behind him and the sky, and any source of light quickly disappeared. Only a very small white aura emitted from the 4 ninjas.
Kankuro found himself free, but was to scared to move as 2 huge glowing eyes looked down upon him from the heavens, and a giant maw forming underneath. 'Move! I got to move!' he told himself, but the mouth and eyes, big as planets drew close…
And the forest herd the most girlieish, ear-piercing scream ever.
…
The land turned back to normal with the exception of Kankuro huddled up to himself, eyes wide, mumbling to himself.
"Well I congratulate your brother." Naruto said to the two other sand siblings. "I never had that much fun before." He turned to leave until Gaaras voice called out, "Who are you?" "And what was that?" continued Temari.
"Narachi of the Shade, manipulator of darkness itself. And what I used was something called 'chakra' or Jutsus if you never herd of it before." Naruto finished like a smart ass as he jumped away, not bothering to take their scroll. 'Things may be more interesting with them around.'
-A few hours later of searching through the forest, he came across a new unusual sight.-
He perched himself upon a nearby tree as he watched Sakura and her two unconscious teammates against 3 ninja with a musical note upon their headbands. Naruto continued from the sidelines after a few people (that Ino girl, a fatso, and pineapple head) tried to help but was almost completely beaten. 'Well, if there was ever a time to play the hero…'
…
"This is the most pathetic fight I have ever saw." Laughed Dosu. Zaku and Kin stood at his side smiling as the ninjas kept flocking to them, yet fell like flies. "Now hurry up and kill them." "Right." Said his partners. They rushed in but was frozen in mid step. "Hey Shikamaru, are you using 'that' jutsu again?" asked Choji, knowing all to well of the reason of a sudden stop.
"No…I'm have no energy left to do it." The Nara said, slightly confused himself.
"Then if it isn't you…"
And in a flash, a black clad Narachi appeared before them.
…
Naruto looked at his opponents as he released the jutsu hold over two of them. The freed nin quickly regrouped with their 'leader' who looked at the strange new opponent. "Just another bug to step on…" Dosu told himself.
He lifted up his metal equipped arm and was about to tap it until he was frozen too. "Sorry, but I cant let you do anything before I figure a good way to dispose of…" Naruto trailed off after hearing a loud buzzing sound. Slowly it became harder to think strait.
No longer able to hold on to the jutsu, Naruto slumped to the floor.
"Like this technique?" the sound girl Kin asked. "It will slowly stop all of your motor functions, using bells at the end of my throwing needles." Out of all his damn luck, this ninja managed to quickly set up a trap without his notice. Needless to say, Naruto was impressed.
He saw 4 in front of him about 4 feet away. 'At least they need to be close to work.'
"Darkness devastation." He mumbled and soon he was in a black bubble that spread outwards until it touched the bells. When it did, the bubble disappeared leaving Naruto and the dirt he stood on, but disintegrated everything else it touched.
He tried to get up, but his mussels refused to move. Luckily he didn't have to.
"Time to put an end to these interruptions." Zaku said, but not before a purple blur appeared behind him, holding the sound nins arms apart on the ground.
"S-Sasuke?" Sakura said in disbelief.
Naruto watched him as some black tattoo grew across Sasuke's skin, but he felt the kid's power increase.
"You seemed attached to your arms. Lets fix that."
'You stole that from me…' Naruto thought flatly.
He managed raised his hand as he muttered, "Shadow possession jutsu" upon Sasuke, forcing him to let go. If looks could kill, the boy's would of destroyed all life on the planet while the sound nin looked relieved yet confused.
"Why did you stop me?" Sasuke asked while using every ounce of his being to try to break free.
Naruto on the other hand wasn't listening. Instead, he looked upon the sound nin. He didn't know why, but they emitted something that he thought familiar. Like a snake…
'Damn this is going to bother me…' "Hey you…eh…Saki?…"
"Zaku."
"Your from the sound village right? What's the leaders name? Looking at you guys just gives me a faint impression to someone…"
"Why should I tell you shit?" he spat.
"I can always let Sasuke go."
Zaku looked back to the ravin haired boy to see him with blood-shot eyes, and foam starting to come out of his mouth. "Eh, good point." "And if I see anything from your partners, well, I don't mind a few deaths here and there."
Zaku sighed. 'Shit, what now?'
