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Sara Sidle's Guide to Getting Girls
Grissom's Letter
Dear Sara,
I've encountered a certain dilemma.
There is a girl at work, she's beautiful, she's intelligent and she's passionate. She's all of the things I've sought in a companion for all of these years.
But something doesn't feel right.
I don't feel like I could love her.
Am I a fool?
Or is this simply not meant to be?
Yours,
Bugman
Sara's Guide to Not Losing Someone...
Well 'Bugman' let me start by saying if you leave it for long enough then it won't be your decision to make...
You need to figure out what it is exactly you feel for this woman and forgive me for being predictable... but then you need to tell her.
And also...you need to work out if she is a keeper- here are a few ways to figure out such things...
1) Wake them up at 4am to play 'Scrabble' with you... If they do without physically harming you then you know you've made a good choice.
2) She knows about the dork porn collection in your sock drawer... need I say anything else?
3) Abandon her in the middle of dinner on some kind of work related emergency, if she still accepts your calls chance's are she's hooked already. You go- you stud.
4) Talk about decomposing bodies like it is the latest craze and if she is enthralled rather than appalled then you are probably soul mates.
5) You feel the need to throw a tantrum every time you see her with her best friend... who happens to be a guy... who's straight...and intelligent, good looking, funny... and far too close to her.
6) She brings you coffee when you are watching the body of a pig decomposes over night...
7) Is willing to dress up as 'Nerys' in your freakish little Star Trek fantasy... (Let's never speak of that night again)
8) She's willing to listen to your mother talk about your significantly more attractive...and also successful ex-girlfriends...
9) Can handle the strange hours you work
And last but not least...
10) Is will to accept that you will always love the bugs as much as her.
I hope that helps,
Yours,
Sara Sidle.
