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Q: Why is Roy acting like a butthole?
A: Well actually he's not; he's trying to deal with controlling his urges to eat his friends and family.

I don't want to be rude but, it seems to me that when Ed is on his *pregnancies* it's like Roy doesn't want to be around him anymore. That part I understand.
And when Ed is pregnant, Roy doesn't want to be around him. Ed gets a bit angrier than woman do when pregnant (thank god Ed doesn't PMS or everyone would really be screwed!)

Roy needs to stop acting like a big bone head and start loving his family more. One cause of the children. They feel so left out and unprotected that he is not even there for them.
Roy does love his family, like I said he's trying to stop his urges so he doesn't harm them in any way. But when Roy is with his children, he makes sure that they know he loves then and will do whatever he can to make them happy.

*whistles* Roy-boy. In a tent. With men. In the dark. And he. Is. Hungry. MWAHAHAHAH.
Well…this could go one of three ways: they all can have crazy nasty buttsex or Roy could just eat them all while they sleep, or while they're having crazy nasty buttsex, Roy could eat them…but neither of those scenarios will be happening because this is going to be a sad story.

Also, this one will probably be the last chapter for New Life then I'll go back to writing for Bewitched.


Ed walked up the steps to his house, carrying a few bags. He reasoned after a quick shower he could go and pick up the kids from school and then take them to the solider met and greet so they could see Roy. He pushed the three big bags in his auto mail arm then dug in his pocket for his keys. "Come on…I don't have time for this!" he twisted his hand around, trying to grab his keys.

"Um, excuse me, could I be of some help?"

Ed jumped from the sudden surprise, almost making his bags fall. He quickly turned around and saw his next door neighbor Adam down on the bottom steps walking his dog.

Adam was a really kind man with short light brown hair, dark brown eyes, and he always had on his dark rimmed glasses. He seemed to be in his mid-20s and he usually wore a long sleeved shirt, a sweater vest, and slacks. He had only moved in a few months ago but he was always really friendly around Ed and the kids and was helping Ed out whenever it called for.

"Huh? Oh, hello Adam. I could use some help. I can't seem to find my keys. Do you mind holding my bags while I get them?" Ed gave a helpless smile to man.

"Sure thing." Adam said and tied his dog's leash to the rail and went up the steps. "You seemed to be in a rush just then, did something happen?" he took the bags from Ed.

"You bet! They're letting us visit Roy today." he dug in his pockets until he found his keys. "Here they are!" he grinned in triumph and unlocked the house door then reached for the bags.

"Do you mind if I carry them in for you? You always look tired so I figured I should at least do this for you. Besides, you should take it easy sense you're with child and all." Adam said, smiling.

"Oh…" Ed blushed and rubbed his stomach. He was only 3 months along but he was already showing a great deal. "I guess you're right." he opened the door wider and walked in, Adam behind him. "You can just put them on the table." he rubbed his stomach.

After he set them down on the table he looked at the blond male. "Do you need help with anything else?" he offered.

"Oh, I got it, but thank you."

"Anytime." he smiled and left, closing the door behind him.

Sighing, Ed sat in a chair. He was really exhausted from all that moving about but he would deal with it for a bit longer. He smiled to himself as he thought of how he would spend his time with spouse. Closing his eyes, he rubbed his stomach, imaging what they would do.


Roy came out of the showers, wrapped a towel around his waist then to his locker. He had just got done with PT and he was about to pass out if not for the fact that his family was going to come a few minutes. He opened his locker door and pulled out a picture of them and smiled. 'These last few weeks have been some serious hell but I can wait just a few more moments.' Smiling, he put the picture up then dried off.

"Hey, Mustang! Hakuro wants to see you!"

Roy groaned while he buttoned his shirt. "Tell him I said stuff it!"

"Come one Roy! You gotta go or he'll take your time away!"

"Aw fuck." he slammed his locker shut then put on his shoes. "What does he want?"

"He said something about an offer he gave you last night." the mad said, shrugging.

Roy put his forehead on the cold locker door and closed his eyes, the once ignored memories of the previous night started resurfacing, coming back in a flood.

Roy stood in front of Hakuro's desk. He had been called in the large tent before lights out. The only light emitted from the bright full moon. "Yes General Hakuro sir?" he gave him a bored glance, his hand on his hip. "I want to make this fast. Tomorrow is solider meet and greet day and I want to have all of my energy for when my family comes."

"I assumed as much." Hakuro said, his legs propped up on the wood desk and his hands laced together, lying on his chest. "How are they doing? I've heard that your little daughter got into a fight with my nephew."

"And I hope she kicked his ass. Your nephew is overly spoiled; he needed a punch in the face to understand reality."

"And your children aren't?" he gave him a sidelong glance.

"They might but they aren't spoiled rotten like yours…what did you call me in here for anyway?" he leaned on the desk, arms crossed.

Hakuro stood up. "I can't call you in here to have a man to man talk?"

"'Man to man'? I only see one man and egoistic idiot." Roy smirked.

"Oh, you wound me Major." he stood in front of him.

Roy put his arms down, sensing danger. He eyed the older man in front of him wearily, a cold expression on his face. "What do you want Hakuro?" he figured if it came down to it, he could be him in a hand to hand fight, but then again, why fight when he could just have a late night snack. He had been wondering what aged human meat tasted like.

"I just wanted to tell you I know your secret."

Roy's eyes widen then he relaxed them, his face returning to his former expression. There was no way he could know his true secret. "What secret is that, general Hakuro?"

"That you have someone feeling you raw animals in the dead of night." he was even closer now, a cocky smirk plastered across his face.

This time, Roy froze completely still. How could he have found out? He and Riza had been really careful as to keep this secret under wraps and now this smug bastard here knew it. He had to be lying and just saying random things…right?

Look at him, his eyes filled with hate, he spoke. "What are you talking about? I don't eat raw animals! That's just sick." he gave his best disgusted look he could muster.

"Oh I think you know precisely what I am talking about, Mustang." he grabbed his wrist and pinned him down to the desk; the smirk on his face grew bigger.

Roy sneered and struggled to get free. Even though Hakuro seemed weaker than Roy, he was actually quite strong but another thing that caused Roy's sudden defeat is the fact that he hadn't had a decent meal in over four days. This is what Riza calls The Vampire Effect. Like a vampire, if he doesn't get enough nutrition, he'll start to lose strength and eventually die. This is why Riza always snuck in two rabbits for Roy but unfortunately, Riza hadn't been able to get to Roy due to the sudden increase of security. Now Roy understood why.

"What do you want?"

"I want you." Hakuro was close to his face now, their lips were inches apart.

"What?" Roy lifted his head up as much as he could. "Quit dicking around tell me what you want!"

"I already said what I want. I want you Mustang, and I will have you." he forced his lips on to Roy, sticking his tongue in his mouth.

Roy practically gagged on the man's tongue, having no time to prepare for the sudden intrusion. He felt his tongue move around his mouth, exploring every part as thoroughly as possible. He squirmed and closed his eyes, trying to break free. He had never felt this violated since the time his aunt made him go to sleep away camp (and that's for another story).

After what seemed like hours, Roy finally got his chance. He bit down on the man's tongue, nearly biting it in half. "Get off of me!" he finally got his hands free and shoved is attacker away. "Screw you!" he kicked him in his side.

Hakuro fell to the ground, holding his mouth and side. "Roy, wait!" he slowly got up. "If you sleep with me I'll make your life that much enjoyable!"

"I already have someone to make my life more enjoyable you creep." he clenched his fists. "Stay far away from me before I end you." he ran off to the showers.

"Just think about my offer then!" he called after him.

Roy sighed and opened his eyes. He straightened up. Hakuro would have to wait. His family would be here in less than 15 minutes and he would be spending two days with them. He'd just deal with that bastard later.

It was mid-afternoon now. Ed was leaning against a tree with Roy in his arms. The two were watching their children play with the other kids.

"How's the exploration?"

"Boring, I don't think there's anything new out here. It's just a bunch of forest and marshes…I think we were just dragged out here because they have nothing better to do…" he sighed and looked up at Ed.

"Mm, I wish you could come home then, it's really boring without you…oh, and Elena made a new friend. It's that William boy she went to the dance with. They've become quite close." he smiled.

"That's good…we'll have to have him over for dinner when I get back." he kissed his jaw.

Ed blushed and giggled. "Before that, you'll have to make love to me, m'kay?"

"I do? How come? Maybe I'll be too tired to do anything for weeks."

"No fair! You have to or I'll make you watch me do it myself!" he puffed his cheeks, his face red.

"That would be a very interesting thing to see." he leaned up more and kissed his neck. "Maybe you should do that instead when I come back."

"N-No! That's waaaay too embarrassing to do, even in front of my husband!" his face was burning now. There was no way he'd be able to get out of this one.

"Ha-hah, I'm only kidding. But we should do something special for when I come back home…I was thinking we could go on vacation."

Ed forgot his humiliation and his face lit up. "Really? You're always saying how we'll go on a long vacation and we never do. Oh! We could on that cruise Al told me about last week!" he started to get really wound up.

"Yeah, we could. I could use a break from work anyway, I'm sure no one would miss me too much." he smiled up at his blonde mate. "Just you, me, and the kids on vacation."

"Do you think it'll be okay if we go while I'm pregnant?"

"It'll be fine." Roy moved him and Ed around so he was holding Ed. "Remember? I'm the one who is going to protect my family, no matter what."

Ed shifted in his arms and got comfortable and relaxed, closing his eyes. "I know you will Roy…you can do it…" he was lulled to sleep by the soft, low humming from Roy and the cool summer breeze.


Ah! For fucks sake! I had one fucking job and that job was to finish this story in two chapters but noooooooooooo it got dragged out to three! Just fucking great!

-sigh- I hope you all found this enjoyable...I kind of hate how this one ended...it gives a false hope xD

I also wonder if there are any grammar mistakes that word can't pick up on...I need the new version, I really do.