Bookworm: Soooo...Kiku...
Kiku: What?
Bookworm: Do you like waffles?
Kiku: Hell yeah!
Tobi: Tobi likes waffles!
Bookworm: *Whacks Tobi off stage* Stop trolling my story damnit!
Tobi: *Sniff* Okay...
Bookworm: *Cries* I'm so sorry for hitting you! *Jumps off and glomps Tobi with love*
Kiku: *Watches scene* Uh...
Rain gently fell upon two figures on the roof of the Akatsuki as they layed aside one another, watching the stars.
"You didn't have to go into bitch mode you know, hmm?" The eldest blonde mused as his sister huffed and snuggled closer.
"I just didn't think it was fair that you had to come here Nii-san." She said defending her actions. Deidara rolled his eye, "If you're going to hate someone, hate that damn Uchiha, yeah."
Kiku-chan tilted her head to him, "Eh?"
"He was the one who used his sharingan to beat me." He explained with a little bitterness in his throat. His hatred for the sharingan was as strong as ever, but it was just those eyes. Itachi was a pretty neutral person, but his eyes pissed him off. "Uchiha's think they're so high and mighty since they have a fancy blood line trait, yeah."
They had no idea what it was like to actually trained. They relied one their kekkei genkai unlike him and his sister. They're trait was whole lot more complex that those stupid red orbs. Only users of the Explosion Release knew how hard it was to control it. Back then, when there were more users of the Explosion Release, many found it difficult to mantain it's power. It was strongly attatched to their emotions and when they got to furious or petrified, it would activate and everything around them would explode (Most of this is total bullshit, so don't take any of this serious my readers).
Kiku-chan blinked at him before turning her head back to the skies. "So this is our home now?" There was disappointment welling in her throat.
Deidara sigh, "For now."
"Hey Nii-san?"
"Hmm?"
"Do you honestly like it here?"
He shrugged, "The people here can be total assholes, but all in all, it's pretty cozy. If you give it a chance, I'm sure you'd love it here, un."
"I'll try, but I'm not going to refrain myself if that immortal bitch pissed me off, cho."
Deidara sat up, "Language Imoto." He warned.
Kiku-chan sat up as well and nodded, "Alright. Can we go back in? I'm soak!"
He chuckled, "Sure, but you're going to be taking a bath before bedtime, got it, un?
"Fine fine."
-Morning!-
Kiku stood in the grassy clearing, her senses cast out to the tree surrounding her. A slight movement rose a red flag in her mind and she spun around just in time to block the attack. Grabbing her attackers fist, she flipped him around and threw him into the air. The attacker spun in mid-air and landed on the side of one of the trees before pushing himself off and flying toward her. A sea of shurikens came her way and she dodged them all and countered by tossing a paper bomb down.
She did a back flip backwards and faced her attacker in a defense position. It was none other than her older brother Deidara.
They came at one another, both in a series of punches and kicks. Leaping back, Kiku began weaving hand signs.
"Earth Style: Stone Spikes jutsu!" Deidara barely had time to dodge the dozens of deadly spikes that shot from the ground and Kiku's next attack. "Earth Release: Rock Staff!" The ground below shot up and morphed into a staff and she swung.
Deidara was smack across the face and poofed, revealing a log. A substitution! Kiku thought, shocked, wondering how she didn't realize this.
"Earth syle technique, yeah!" Suddenly dozens of small pillar came flying her way. Quickly making hand signs, she called out. "Earth style: Terra Shield!" A giant wall of earth arose infront of her, successfully protecting her from the deadly pillars.
"Wrong move, un." Came a whisper behind her, before she could whirl around, she was forced into the ground, her head only sticking out. The rest of her body was unable to move.
Deidara loomed over her with a large smirk. "You forgot to protect the rear, the terra sheild only grows infront, not behind. It leaves me open to attack you on eiter side of behind, hmm."
Kiku-chan pouted as he went on, "Your response time is rather exceptional and you did a pretty okay job, un."
"You went easy on me!" She said frowning at him, "You didn't even have to use any clay!"
"And if I did you'd be missing a limb, yeah." He chuckled patting her on the head. "After breakfast I want to see how far you've advanced on your kekkei genkai."
"Hey!" She protest as he began to walk away, "Aren't you going to help me?"
Deidara shook his head, "I've got a shurikens to pick up. You've gotta get out yourself."
"Nani?"
It took her a decent ten minutes to wriggle herself out and by then, Deidara was perched up on a branch laughing. "Oh ha ha, laugh it up Nii-san because next time it'll be you!" She threatened stalking away towards the base.
Deidara snorted with laughter as he dropped beside her, "The day you use the Double suicide decapitation technique on me is the day I sprout wings and fly, un."
"It's a D ranked technique, it'll be a snap! Just show me how to do it and I'll pumble you to the ground!" She threatened playfully as they entered the house.
"No can do Imoto, go to the library and get some earth style books, hmm."
"But the closest library is in the village, cho!" She protested as they entered the kitchen who was occupied by a shark, zealot, weasel, and puppet.
"There's a library in the base," He said pulling open the fridge as Kiku grabbed a pan, "You need to be more observant of your surroundings baka." He said in teasing manner. "Oh, morning Danna, Kisame, un."
Kiku-chan glanced at him in a huff before setting the pan down. "Like I was suppose to know that!"
"Oi, morning to you to bitch!" Hidan yelled before chomping down on a peice of toast angrily.
Deidara cocked an eyebrow at him, "My bad, morning Danna, Kisame, Bitch."
"You sonuva-"
"Mornin'!" Kiku-chan squeak making the immortal stop and turn his head to her.
"So you finally stopped being a crude whore?"
It took a split second for Kiku to whirl around and throw the pan at him face, knocking him out of his chair, and to the ground.
"I may have been crude, but that gives you know right to call me a whore, cho!" She snapped pointing a finger at him. "You know what Nii-san? I'm going to show you just how far I've advanced on my kekkei genkai!" Upon those words, there was a loud explosion and Hidan's arm went flying into Kisame's plate of omlets.
"Gross!" The shark said disgustedly as he pushed the plate away.
Kiku noticed this and sweat dropped. "Sorry Kisame..." She said rubbed the back of her neck. "Didn't expect that to happen, cho."
The shark sighed, "It's alright, at least I got to see some breakfast entertainment." He cracked a grin so silly, she couldn't hold one back.
Deidara glanced at the grumbling Hidan, then at the grinning shark. Yeah, Kiku was going to fit in perfectly.
Bookworm: ^0^ Tobi's a good boy~!
Tobi: *Hugs Bookworm* Tobi is a good boy!
Kiku-chan: Oh gawd...
