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"Naruto, what are you doing?"

"Going down the stairs" the blonde replied quietly.

"Your on your knee's."

"Hangover, hurts so much to stand on two feet."

Sasuke rolled his eyes and stepped over him, leaving him to deal with his hangover on his own. When he got to the bottom step, the Uchiha sighed. The entire floor was covered in cans and glass. "What the hell happened last night" Sasuke said toward Naruto, who only shrugged.

"I remember Itachi saying he was throwing a party, then drinking, then nothing."

The front door burst open and one of Itachi's old college buddies came in. He nearly tripped over a 40 oz. bottle and jumped up to the adjacent staircase. "That was some crazy Christmas party last night huh, kiddies?"

"Hidan...what are you doing here?"

"What you don't remember me being here? We were chucking quarters at Itachi when he passed out. I eventually collapsed on the front lawn" Hidan said with a smirk.

"One thing good came out of last night" Sasuke said with a small smile. Hidan's smirk grew even bigger.

"What about the company of the lady friend you had when you two disappeared to the bedroom" the silver haired man said. Sasuke's face fell and he tore back upstairs, he knew when he woke up his bed felt odd.

Naruto made it to the bottom of the stairs and let out a small whine when he saw all the glass. "All I want is something to cure the hangover, I don't want to have to risk my fucking life for it."

Hidan was about to say something sarcastic when the door opened again and Kisame looked in. His hair was all over the place, his eyes looked distant and had a large twitch. Apparently accidently taking too much acid had left permanent damage. This made Naruto always laugh.

"Guys! Do I look like a shark?"

Hidan stared at him for a moment before going, "yeah..."

"That's fucking awesome man" Kisame shouted looking at his skin. "I'm pretty sure I'm tripping and my skins all discolored, I don't remember looking purple."

"Your blue, Kisame, your always discolored" Naruto pointed out. The shark man laughed. "Naruto, your a crazy kid, I like you. But your crazy. Me, being blue, I'm just as normal as you guys. Right?"

No one answered as he looked at them hopefully. Hidan coughed into his hand while Naruto tried to get a broom from the closet to avoid the akward situation. "Its so funny to watch" Kyuubi said. "He has no clue whats real anymore."

'And that's funny? He has to live his life, knowing half the shit he see's isn't real.'

"Kit, I'm ashamed of you. He. Is. Funny."

'I'm just fucking with you, its hilarious.'

"Kisame" Hidan said. "We're going to go out back for a second ok?"

"You and me" the blue man asked hopefully. Kisame couldn't tell if the shotgun Hidan was loading was real or not. He was still tripping major balls.

"Yes, just you and me, out to the shed." Hidan pumped the shotgun.

"Alright" he said. "What are we hunting?"

"We're going to be shooting fish in a barrel."

"Thats fucking awesome."

Naruto watched them walk towards the back. Hidan was stepping around the garbage on the floor but Kisame was plowing straight through it. He only wondered why Hidan had a stick in his hand.

'Maybe I'll get breakfast and a show' he thought hopefully. 'Hey, Kyuubi, was Sakura here last night?'

"Yeah, but she had to leave pretty early."

'At least she isn't in such bad condition as I am' Naruto said, while using the broom to make a path to the kitchen.

"I wouldn't be to sure about that Kit."

Flashback to the previous night

"Omigod Naruto-kun" Sakura yelled as she fell ontop of him. He was sitting on the couch looking down at her and she mumbled something into his shirt. "What did you say, Sakura-chan?"

At this time of the night, Naruto was tipsy but pretty aware, although Sakura was drunk as hell and she smoked alot of pot.

Sakura looked up at him and started to laugh, "You...Youhave whiskerms!"

"Whiskerms?"

"Yeah" she said and poked him in the eye, "Right there...here...yeah."

Her hand reached over to the sofa table and grabbed a shot glass filled with Naruto's drink. She downed it and smiled. "Your just damning yourself in the morning."

"Aw thanks fer ya...yer concern Narufro-kun. Your so awesome" she said, forcing her awesome out.

Naruto looked at the clock and sighed. "We gotta get you home Sakura-chan."

She didn't even respond as she felt him pick her up. She blacked out the rest of the trip. Naruto on the other hand was wide awake as her hand kept running up and down his thigh, and occasionally she would grab his manliness.

"You would kill me if you knew you were doing this" he said to her but she only grunted and rolled her head on the window. Naruto ended up having to jump up to her room and carry her through her window.

End small flashback

'Oh shit. How can't I remember that?'

"I think it had something to do with you chugging a bottle of Bicardi Coconut and smoking a pretty much a brick."

'Oh yeah' he said with a smile. Naruto pulled out a bottle of water and gulped it down, halfway through a voice filled his head

'OH FUCK! OH KAMI, KILL ME! PAIN! PAIN! OW OW OW! HEAD, PAIN, KILL!'

'Good morning babe' Naruto thought to her.

'WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOD ABOUT IT!'

"We're not dead" Kyuubi said.

'OW! I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!'

Naruto chuckled and looked out the back window of the kitchen. He saw Itachi sitting in lawn chair, laughing as Hidan pointed the stick at Kisame like a gun. The blue man looked like he was pleading for his life, crying but laughing at the same time.

He looked behind them and saw the shed and instantly felt Kyuubi twitch inside his head. 'Are you sure you don't want to talk about it?'

'NO! IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH' Sakura screamed.

'Not you. You' he thought to Kyuubi.

"Kit, if you don't shut up, I swear I'll gut your mind till your nothing but a babbling retard."

'Seems like I've pressed a button or two Kyuubster?'

"Shut your fucking mouth brat! I-"

'Wait, wait, wait' Naruto said. A huge smile appeared on his face and it quickly turned Evil. 'I know...'

"Know what?" All the voices asked including Nibi and Sakura's inner. 'It all makes sense now! The fucked up sexual thoughts, the shed, offensiveness toward his IQ!'

"Kit, please, if you know whats good for you, shut the fuck up."

"No, Naruto-kun, please go on. I'm sensing blackmail possibilites" said Sakura's inner.

"BRAT! NO!"

'He was locked and forced to live in a shed for 20 years while fox family members raped him and made them their bitch!'

There was silence for a moment before Naruto's fist came up and smacked him in the face, sending him off his feet and onto the counter. He felt an invisible arm pull his behind his back and force it up. "OH FUCK, UNCLE! UNCLE!"

"Kit. That was so off that not only did you not offend me, you embarassed yourself."

'Shit, I thought I had it. But seriously if you ever want to t- Oh Kami, ow, ow, ow!' The arm was forced up higher and he was pushing himself across the counter trying to get out of his grasp.

"Naruto-kun, what are you doing?"

The blond looked up and saw Itachi and Hidan watching him act in this strange manner. "He's got me in arm lock! It hurts!"

"Oh, well nevermind" Hidan said. "We thought you might have snapped or something. Have fun with your friend. Tell him I said hi. And so does Kisame."

Outside on the grass, Kisame laid frozen, envisioning the blood pooling from the wound he recieved while he was publicly executed for high treason.

"He's not dead, he just thinks he is" explained Hidan.

"Kind of reminds me when one of Pein's bodies thought it was a glass of water and it died when we 'spilled' him. That was funny."

"That was last night" Hidan said, as if on cue a thump was heard, along with a girlish scream and Sasuke yelling out, "Seriously? What the fuck?"

"We left a note on the closet not to open the door" yelled Itachi. "Learn to read and you will save yourselves alot of problems in life. Good luck in therapy over this one little brother! Good fucking luck!"

"Screw you man! Its your fault I go there anyway!"

"So I killed Mom and Dad? Whoopdie fucking doo! Arent you over that yet? It was almost a decade ago!"

"It should be you in there!"

"Ididmytime!"

'I can hear them through your head' Sakura said. 'It's making my head pound. Tell them to shut up or I'll be going to therapy for killing both of them.'

'No...its too funny' Naruto thought to her.

"By the way" Hidan said, lifting up the stick/shotgun. "I'm keeping this."

"There's a better one in the back" said Itachi. "If you can control it, I'll let you keep it. But this one is mine. I use it to get the racoons from under my car."

Hidan smiled and ran out of the back door, looking for that bigger stick. While he was leaving, Naruto realized he had control over his arm and was keeping himself in that painful position for no reason.

'Have you gotten any water in your system yet?'

'Yeah' said Sakura. 'And about 2 vicadin.'

'That bad huh?'

'I always take vicadin for pain' she said. 'With Nibi in me, it doesn't really effect me at all, just makes the pain dull.'

'Hm? Well whats the plan for today, it is Saturday?'

'No, it's sunday' she said.

"What the fuck? What happened to Saturday?"

'I'm fucking with you' she said. 'Damn your easy.'

"A bit too easy" Nibi said with a sense of teasing. Kyuubi rolled his eyes and leaned back in his cage. "She's just pissed cause she hasn't gotten this DICK in so long."

"I'm actually looking forward to seeing Naruto-kun's. His is much bigger."

'Done' Sakura said.

'Looks like you just lost today Kyuubi.'

"Whatever. Fuck all of you."

"I'll give it a shot" said Inner Sakura but Naruto felt Kyuubi shiver. "No...I heard you talk in your sleep one night. I don't want you near me."

'She sleeps and she talks? Where have I been' asked Sakura. 'I haven't heard shit.'

"It's cause you snore in your mind too" Nibi snickered.

'Aw' said Naruto.

'Cat, if you say anything else embarassing toward me I'll-'

"She does naughty things to herself when she sleep walks" her inner snickered.

'This conversations go-'

"HIDAN! NO!"

Naruto whirled around saw Hidan pointing the Log from the back at the shed. A second later, the shed exploded. The windows blew out of the house sending Naruto flying back into the formal dining room.

Outside Itachi walked up to Hidan and yanked the log from his hands. "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE LOG! YOU FAIL!"

"Itachi, that was fucking awesome! Let me keep that thing, I can tame it's power!"

"No fuck you. Imagine if that had been pointing at Kisame!"

"It would have saved the poor man years of suffering" Hidan said. Itachi didn't say anything because it was true. In the silence they heard the blue man whisper, "Aren't you guys going to put me in the mass grave?"

"No Kisame. First we slit your throat and let you bleed out."

"Makes sense" he said without moving his lips cause he was still dead.

"Then I take this knife and carve your eyes out."

"That seems a bit excessive. Are you going to to keep me as a trophy?"

Itachi cocked his head to the side. "How can you talk without moving your mouth?"

"Practice."

As the school years plays on, it goes by like a flash for most people. For Uzumaki Naruto, it was going so slow, it could have gone backwards. By March, he was slamming his face down on the table in the lunchroom.

Sakura ate her sandwich and watched her boyfriend beat himself senseless. "If you keep this up Naruto-kun, your going to end up getting coloring books for the rest of your life."

Naruto laid his head on the table and grunted. His hair had grown longer and was down to the top of his mid back. Sasuke scooted his tray away because the hair was getting to close to his food. "You need a haircut dobe."

"You need to grow a pair."

"Hn."

Naruto looked up at Sakura and smiled. Her hair had grown longer as well and instead of one black streak in it she decided she wanted many smaller streaks in her hair. It looked better then just the one. There was a loud buzzing sound and Sasuke took out his cell phone.

"Strange" he said. He opened his text message and froze. After re-reading the message over and over, he knew Gaara wasn't playing. "Naruto!"

The blond had no time to react as Sasuke grabbed him by the long hair and dragged him toward the door to the cafateria. Sakura and Hinata sat with odd looks on their faces as they're boyfriends left.

"Teme! What gives?"

"I just got a message from Gaara! We need to get to a T.V."

They ran down the hall towards Sarutobi's office. He had a digital in there they could use. The old man was in a parent conference when the two boys bursted in.

"Sasuke, Naruto! What's the meaning of this?"

"Sorry Jiji-san. We got warned" Naruto said. Hiruzen's eyes widened and looked at the parents. "I'm truely sorry but could you excuse us for a moment?"

The parents nodded and left the room. Naruto switched on the T.V. and turned it to channel 2 where the news was playing.

"Breaking news from downtown where a terrorist group as taken over the capitol building. Their target is apparently Senju Tsunade. The terrorists have 23 people hostage along with the govenor. The terrorists only demand that Jinchuuriki of the Nibi no Neko and Kyuubi no Youko. Although the authorities have no idea where they are. This demand has giving the identity of the group away as the Opaque Brotherhood. Killer of demons and Jinchuuriki alike. They-"

"Fuck" Naruto growled. "They have Baa-chan. We need to get down to the capitol building right away."

Sasuke nodded and started to make a few calls while Naruto turned to the old man. "Do what you were trained for Naruto-kun. I feel this is the beginning of a whole new war between the Brotherhood and the Covenant. Send them a message, not to fuck with us."

"Will do Jiji-san. I'll write it on the bullet personally."


Now the real action begins.

Until next time,
Blood Rain