THE MORNING AFTER THE MYSTERIOUS VISITING…

Fang: Rise and shine!

Marissa: I'm up!

Author: Mrrgg.

Fang: Get up!

Author: Okayy, okay!

Fang: Meet in the field after breakfast.

Marissa: Whatever you say!

Author: Could you be any more of a suck up?

Marissa: Oh pleeeeaaase. Like you aren't?

Author: No, I'm not!

Marissa: Are too!

Author: Are not!

Marissa: Are too!

Author: Are not!

JP: Girls!

Marissa: Sorry.

Author: Sorry.

JP: We need to get to the field!

Marissa: Why?

Author: Smart people know.

Marissa: Okay then, why?

Author: Uhhh, ask JP!

Marissa: That's what I thought!

JP: You will know when you get there, okay, girls? Now hurry!

Author: (to JP) You don't know either, huh?

JP: Nope.

IN THE FIELD…

Fang: Now that we are all here, let the games begin! For this tournament, you will be chasing Jonny! Whoever catches him the quickest wins!

Author: This is the stupidest idea ever.

Fang: I picked it.

Author: And suddenly it is so brilliant!

Marissa: Toldja, SUCK UP.

Author: Be quiet!

Marissa: Suuuuuuck uuuup….

Fang: And now, Marissa will be going first! Your time starts…………………………………………………………………………… NOW!

*Marissa dashes after Jonny. Fang forgot to tell her that Jonny gets scared when someone chases him. Jonny runs around the arena, making odd noises that resemble chalk. After fourteen minutes and fifty-six seconds of chasing Jonny without catching him, Marissa gives up.*

Fang: Author, it is now your turn to catch the great and powerful Jonny! GO!!!

*Author walks toward Jonny, holding out her hand. She calmly approaches him and is about to grab him when, BOOM! A giant rock falls from the sky and knocks Author unconscious.*

Marissa: OMG, I have to post this to MySpace and Facebook and YouTube!!

Nudge: Send it to me!

*Whilst Author is lying on the ground, and no one is paying any attention to anything around them, an unidentified figure bursts from the nearby apple tree.*

Abby: I AM ABBY! FEAR ME!!!!!!!!

*Abby proceeds to chase Jonny around.*

Nudge: Is she wearing……. Zebra pants??

Max: Yes, yes she is. And she has hair like Elvis Presley.

Nudge: She is wearing two pairs of sunglasses too. I wonder if that could be better than just one pair. I mean, it's like, double the protection from the sun, right? And I mean, hers are so stylish too! Look at them! One pair is sparkly and the other pair is glow in the dark! That is like, awesuuummM!! I should try that sometime! I'm always complaining how my eyes are still hurting from the sun with only one pair of sunglasses, but with TWO, problem solved! OOH! Look! She's carrying a purple rubber ducky too! I bet it's by Juicy Couture. Did you know they now make bath toys? It's so cool! You can get a rubber ducky in any color, even rainbow! I think you should get me one of them for my birthday. It is coming up you know. OOOooooOOOoooo pizza!

Max: *snoring*

Nudge: Well then! I see you don't care about me or what I want for my birthday. Hmmpph!

Max: *snorinnnng*

Marissa: Hmmm. I think Abby just successfully caught Jonny without shooting him with a tranquilizer gun or enticing him with a piece of bread.

Fang: You know, you are right! And the winner of this tournament is………………………………. AAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Abby: Yay! Yipppeee! Cowabunga!!!!!!!!!

*Abby flies off into the distance on her high-tech motorized scooter named Ted.*

Marissa: Well, what are we gonna do about Author and Max?

Iggy: Leave 'em there.

Fang: Good idea.

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Taaaa DAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Finally……….. new chapter!

I am so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't updated in AGES and I'm sorrrrrryyy!!! Please forgive me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was in Colorado and Hawaii, during the summer, and now it's school!!!! PLEASE FORGIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to try to write a chapter once every week, maybe more!, so stay tuned for the rest of the fanfic. Thanks for reading!

And also, please review! It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside…… kind of like when I torture Fang with melted sherbet ice-cream. Ooops. Did I just say that out loud?

Fang: Yes, you did just say that out loud. And I find no warm fuzzies when you are torturing me. You know I hate melted sherbet ice-cream!

Ahhh, and that is what makes it all the more fun.

Fang: ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNyway, review! REVIEW! Reeeeeeeeeevvviiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no, not this again.

Fang: Oh yes.

Say it one more time, and you get tortured tonight.

Fang: Review!

That's it. *calling on cellular phone* Hello, Jim's Fish Shop? Yes, I would like to place an order for twenty live goldfish. Yes please, delivery will be excellent. 12345 House ABC Road, Alphabet, AZ, 98765. Thank-you!

Fang: No. You did not just do that.

Yes. I did just do that. Prepare to wake up in a tank of GOLDFISH!

Fang: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs away in terror*

Did I not warn him?