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A Cabbit's Chronicle
Chapter 11
By Gabriel R. Lopez
Several days had passed since Ranma had lost his memories. And, several weeks had passed since Ryo-Ohki returned to the land of the living. It wasn't that Genma hadn't noticed that his son was locked in his cursed form, or that he hadn't returned to being human since the day Tenchi's school blew up. It's just kind of hard to care about such things when you've been bear napped. See, the morning after the high school's destruction, Tenchi woke up to a find homage to the godfather, when he found the life sized head of a stuffed panda bear covered in cherry syrup (very much looking as if it was swimming in a pool of its own blood) hiding under the bed sheets… to say Tenchi was horrified was an understatement. Ryoko was quite devious, she kidnapped Genma and sold him to a nearby zoo. The reason for this was simply to get past the the Kawaii family's vicious guard panda and send a message to Tenchi. Ryoko then went to the county fair and won the biggest stuffed teddy bear she could find and set up the morning 's events.
"wha"
"Oh Tenchi…" came the sultry voice of Ryoko who appeared from behind the shadows and reached her slender arms across the front of Tenchi's chest "Do you like my gift?"
Tenchi, then leaped ten feet into the air…cause the bed gave him extra spring for his step, and his head crashed into one of the ceilings reinforced 2x4 inch beams. Of course there was a whole lot more to the events that followed, needless to say once Ayeka Takada, The crazy emo stalker girl that wanted to have Tenchi's babies, ( and ironically Tenchi's kissing cousin on his father's side , separated by at least four and one half generations ) saw footage from the spy camera's of Tenchi's indecent morning soiree (swore-raye) with another girl, well she blew a gasket. Ayeka was obsessed or was it upset that Tenchi was after another slim waisted big breasted girls that she was jealous of…which was pretty much anyone that Tenchi spoke with that wasn't her.
Ayeka, ironically enough, was a princess of the Juraian empire, which is not to be confused with the magical kingdom of Juraihelm. Ayeka had come to planet Earth in search of Yosho, a fiancé with whom she had been betrothed at the age of five, to secure peace between the royal families of Jurai. Ayeka was then shipped off to live with her fiancé until she became of age, at which point she would be married and become her husband's first or second wife. This really sucked for Ayeka because a) To a five year old, Yosho was neither handsome or interesting and b) to a five year old Yosho was a ding-dong (talilarilan). Then when Yosho went missing on her thirteenth birthday Ayeka was shipped back to her her parrents. While on the journey back to the Pooka-Tenrei home world Ayeka was kidnapped by space pirates. Her parents then basically ripped into her chest and pulled out her heart when they revealed she was an accident, that they didn't want her anymore, and offered the pirates half the ransom to kill her then and there. Fortunately, she was rescued by Gene Starwind and the crew of the Outlaw Star. Ayeka, with no family, no money, and no where else to go, joined the crew and became a freelance bounty hunter and mercenary. Despite this reality, Ayeka had developed quite a reputation throughout the Juraian Galaxy as a pirate over the years.
But everyone knew that the greatest pirate of all was Ryoko, and whenever Ayeka was mentioned they would always compare the two. Of course as long as Ryoko was dead there as no comparison. Ayeka was the best by default. Still, Ayeka had developed a curiosity about Ryoko, and when she learned that Yosho had disappeared during a final confrontation between him and Ryoko, Ayeka's curiosity got the better of her. Either they both died or one lived. Through investigation, Ayeka learned there was a time displacement window caused by the super massive black hole in the center of earth's galaxy that warped time and space. Yosho had in fact survived a battle between himself and Ryoko 300 years earlier, he later married a Chinese Amazon named Ku-Lon and had two children named Shampoo and Conditioner. Shampoo later moved to Japan and changed her named to Achika and the records were a bit fizzy after that. As Jurians they all had the potential to live thousands of years, it was hard to tell if one descendent was truly a child of the previous generation or if the descedence was a Name change to give the illusion that they had aged had children and died. One thing was certain however, Tenchi was Yosho's grandson, and in her opinion he was freakin' hot… You know if you're into scrawny, whiny , panicky, gerbil types. And, To Ayeka, the bonus was that if she married him, she would become Ruler of the Juraian empire.
Once Ayeka made it to earth she discovered punk emo rock music. She had initially met Tenchi while purchasing the latest Albulms of Skillet, Prozac, Sum 41, Backstreet Boys, and My chemical romance. She soon came to the realization that there was no god and started cutting herself to feel alive…not really but regardless Ayeka had become a dyed in the wool emo- teen. Ayeka viewed playback footage of the hussy in Tenchi's room. Ayeka's eyes went all squinty as she tried to figure out where she knew the cyan haired girl from. Ayeka gasped "RYOKO!" Ayeka then got snake eyes as she plotted her next move
