Sup mah lovely cupcakes?! How's life?

Update number two on my first published reader-insert! X3

I know that I haven't uploaded AIBB since November 17th, but I honestly have no clue why some people even like that story. XD

So this is the second part to the reader-insert!

Last time:

-Reader gets a "FairyReaperThinga-majig". (Grell)

-Reader goes to "Knives R Us" to get new knives along with Grell. (Reader also got a life time supply of nutella. ;D)

Anyways, {Name} means to put your name and so on and so forth. {F/N} means 'friend's name'.

K? K.

I don't own le Fabulous Kuroshitsuji or any of dem bootylicious characters. ^_^

YAY!

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Several jars of nutella later, {Name} and Grell finally arrived at Knives R Us.

The sign that labelled the store seemed to have been white at a point in time, but now it had been spray-painted with black spray-paint and cheap fake blood that mothers put on the childs' faces. The doors had several knives planted into them, and each one seemed to be pink or purple.

Grell escorted {Name} into the store with a twirl, and they began to walk towards the doors.

There was a man whom was seemingly around 20 years of age at the front of the store. His black hair lay upon his shoulders, and his ripped jeans showed his pale skin. (But who cares? This story is about you, not him! XD)

{Name} casually strutted over to him, and he looked down at her in confusion.

"You need a password to get in, little girl." he sarcastically hissed as he blew cigarette smoke in her face.

{Name} flipped her hood back to reveal her fabulous face as the man gasped. {Name} grabbed his shirt collar, and pulled him down to her height menacingly as he struggled in fear.

"What was that, little man?" {Name} mocked with a slight growl in her voice.

The man gulped and began to speak,

"I-I'm sorry, {N-Name}...Our most r-respected customer..." the man stuttered as she glared at him.

{Name} began to hear something drip at her feet, and she saw liquid pouring down his pants. She chuckled as she realized that he had just peed his pants.

"That's what I thought." {Name} smirked as she dropped him and watched his run across the parking lot until he was hit by a speeding Italian. (Dat is a Hetalia reference, it's not racist.. ^_^)

"MOMMY!" the man screamed in agony as Grell watched in horror.

"What...just happened..." Grell asked as he/she stared at {Name}.

"Nothing~!" {Name} happily called as she skipped into the store with Grell following.

After a minute or so, the pair finally arrived at "Fabulizer" aisle, which was used to decorate knives to be stylish.

They were greeted by one of Grell's fellow reapers.

"WILLY-POO!" Grell squealed as he/she jumped onto the male, whom sighed at the public display of affection. (PDA! XD)

William turned to {Name} and bowed politely, only to be knocked over by Ronald Knox.

"Hey! Sup?! Welcome to the fabulizer, where knives become stylish and their finest! How can I help you?!" Ronald asked as he kicked William behind a nearby table.

"Yea. I just came to advance the story line and get more word count." {Name} stated as she crossed her arms.

"What?"

"Nevermind. Anyw-...Woah..." {Name} started but then directed her vision to a blonde boy which was walking towards her.

"Hi~." the boy smiled as he took her hand and kissed it.

"A-Alois?!" {Name} asked as she tried to keep her fangirling to a minimum.

"Yes?" Alois asked, but {Name} had already fainted to the floor.

"OH FLUFFY ADORABLE DEPRESSED FLYING MUFFINS!" Grell screamed as he rushed over to her body.

Alois gave a suggestive smirk and then turned towards Grell.

"Hey Grell." Alois said.

"What?" Grell asked as he tried to lift her unconscious body.

"I believe I saw Sebastian at the front of the store a few minutes ago." Alois said as Grell sprinted towards the mentioned area.

"Heh. That was quite easy." Alois said as he picked the girl up with ease.

"Claude." Alois called as his butler appeared.

"Yes, your highness?" Claude bowed.

"Take me and this fair lady to my manor." Alois commanded.

"Yes, your highness." Claude sighed as he led the two to the manor with his fabulous magic. (Claude borrowed a magic book from England cause they're besties~! X3)

-Time skip brought to you by DumbleDora The Explorer-

{Name} woke up with a jerk as she looked up to see Alois straddling her waist.

"And just what do you think you're doing?!" she asked as she tried to slap the boy, but he caught her arm skillfully.

"Well, I spilled my juicebox on your shirt, and I was trying to clean it before you woke." Alois honestly stated as {Name} looked down to see a wet rag in his hands.

"Oh." she sighed with relief.

"Anyways. Grell told me that he's be here soon. He just has to do something with Sebastian..." Alois trailed off as {Name} blushed.

"F-forget him...May I have something to eat?!" {Name} asked as her stomach growled. (And trust me. It wasn't attractive...)

"Do you want crap that I made, or crap that I made?" Alois smirked.

"Never mind..." {Name sighed}.

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If this becomes liked I may just make this an entirely different story! ^_^

Next chapter will be like the older ones with several idiotic things and stuff.

I love my reviews so much! Thank you~

BY THE WAY! I may be making a Hetalia story soon! :D

Anyways...

WOULD YOU RATHER TIME! :D

CHRISTMAS ADDITION!

Would you rather get William or Grell for Christmas?

Would you rather sing Christmas karaoke with Hannah or Meirin?

Would you rather make Christmas cookies with Baldroy or Claude? Honhonhon~

Would you rather be trapped in Santa's bag with Claude or Alois? (HA~)

Would you rather go Christmas caroling with Finnian or one of the triplets?

Would you rather wrap presents with Lizzie or Ciel?

Would you rather unwrap presents with Lizzie or Ciel? XD

-That's a lot of would you rathers... XD-

QUESTION OF THE CHAPTER!

If you could have a FairyReaperThinga-Majig, which reaper would it be? Why?

NOW WRITE A FIVE PAGE SUMMARY ON IT! -Schools be like-

I'm just kidding. :D

Peace!

BUH-BYE-BAE-BEE!

-Le HappyCupCake