Last time, on Total Drama Amazon. I sent the four teams down a dark, abandoned mime to find my "Lost" hair gel. And after several hours of walking, walking and walking, the Screaming Monkies managed to win it all. The Amazing Sloths had to get rid of a member, and this time it was poor little Anthony who had to go. So what is the next challenge you might be asking yourself? Find out in Total...Drama...Amazon!

Intro to TDA (to "I Wanna be Famous!")

Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine

(The camera files past Chris and Chef arguing, them of a cliff and into a river)

You guys are on my mind

(Luna is seen swimming away from a group of piranhas)

You asked me what I wanted to be

(The camera moves from the river to the shore where Tyson and Candace are kissing each other, unaware that Tanya, Mary-Kate, Avonlea and Celia are hiding behind the trees giggling)

And now I think the answer is plain to see

(The camera moves to a different part of the rainforest where Emma is walking, while Madeline is designing a dress while Caitlyn and Xander are watching, when Emma trips on a rock and lands on some mud which splash on Madeline's dress causing Madeline to attack Emma)

I want to be famous

(Camera moves to Ricky about to burn a bush while Isaac watches, when Vulcan jumps out of the bush and attacks Ricky)

I want to live close to the sun

(The camera moves to Chizu and Nigel playing chess, while Adam, Leo and Carol are talking in the background)

Well, pack your bags cause I've already won.

(Camera moves to Anthony screaming at Mertin, Crystal, River and Charlotte as they do push-ups)

Everything to prove nothing in my way

(Camera moves to Caleb and Joshua sing as Jinx, Faith and Fawn listen and Vanessa records it on her camera)

I'll get there one day

(Cora and Dylan are about to kiss when Fritzy knocks into Dylan while swinging on a wine knocking Dylan over)

Cause I want to be famous

(Amber is watch from the window of her team's cabin and smirking)

Nanana'nanaana nana nana

(Austin is looking at Parcilla while Nicholas picks his pocket.)

I want to be, I want to be; I want to be famous

(Joseph and Orchid are running away from a Jaguar, while Drayden is drawing the scenario)

I want to be, I want to be, I want to be famous

(Day turns to night, Chris Maclean is standing next to a now brightly lit campfire, with the 40 campers sitting in a circle around him. The camera zooms out slightly, and the letters TDA appear, and you can faintly see the rest of the words inside their respective letters.)

[Whistle's to theme]

End of Intro

(The Amazing Sloths)

The male members of the Amazing Sloths were in the cabin celebrating. While they did lose, they were still extremely happy over the fact that Anthony was gone.

"Ah man, it feels good to know that Anthony's gone," Joshua exclaimed.

"I agree, I couldn't take much more of him," Caleb agreed.

(Confessional)

Mertin: It's good to know that mister war general is away, I've had just about enough of him.

Mary-Kate: Finally, Anthony's eliminated. He was so annoying.

(Flash)

(The Next Day)

The teams were gathered together in the mess hall, where Chef was serving his food to the campers.

"So what kind of challenge do you think Chris has in store for us this time?" Loki asked.

"I bet its archery," Vulcan declared.

"Why archery?" Drayden asked.

"Because I'm excellent at it," Vulcan said. Amber smirked at this.

(Confessional)

Amber: In that chase, winning will be easy.

Vulcan: I'm one of the greatest hunters in my tribe; I'm an expert in every kind of weapon.

Pracilla: (Referring to Vulcan) Arrogant little b*****d.

(Flash)

Meanwhile with the Amazing Sloths.

"Hey um guys," Crystal said.

"Yeah?" the other members except Mary-Kate responded.

"I think for the next elimination, we should probably vote off Mary-Kate," Crystal told them.

"What, why?" Mertin asked.

"Well she's 5, this whole thing it dangerous for her," Crystal explained.

"Good point," Caitlyn said via sign language.

(Confessional)

Crystal: I don't have anything against Mary-Kate, but she just seems too young to be on Total Drama.

Caleb: Crystal does have a good point; I just hope Mary-Kate won't hate us for this.

(Flash)

Later the four teams were gathered outside, were Chris was standing with several bow and arrow targets and a basket filled with bows and arrows in the back ground.

"Welcome campers, today were going to have an archery contest," Chris proclaimed.

(Confessional)

Vulcan: Called it.

(Flash)

"Phew, I thought you would give us a really difficult challenge," Charlotte exclaimed.

"Spoilers, I will be doing that next time," Chris announced with a sinister grin.

"S**t" Charlotte cursed.

"Anyway, this is pretty much a generic archery tournament. The white circles are worth 1 point; the black circles are worth 3 points, the blue circles are worth 5 points, the red circles are worth 7 points, the gold circles are worth 9 points and the last circle is worth 10 points. Each one gets just one arrow. The team with the highest score wins," Chris explained.

"Al right let's do this," Vulcan said. The team went to the basket, and they grabbed a bow and arrow each and they all lined up.

"Ok first up, Amazing Sloths," Chris announced.

(Confessional)

Joshua: Well here goes my first attempt of archer, I hope I do well.

Mary-Kate: Oh boy this is going to fun. I hope my team wins.

(Flash)

The team went into position and armed their bows and arrows. However some of them like Joshua, Mary-Kate and Crystal were having trouble arming their bows and arrows. Finally all of them managed to successfully arm their bows and arrows, and began aiming at the targets far away from them.

Chris shouted. The Team let go and they went flying away. Well most of them anyway. Joshua's had just fallen onto the ground when he had let go of it. And Mary-Kate's had fallen by her feet, most likely due to her age.

Chris went to check the score. Mertin had gotten 1 point, Crystal had gotten 3, Charlotte had gotten 1, Caleb had gotten 7 and Caitlyn had gotten 9.

"Congratulations Amazing Sloths, you have gotten 21 points," Chris announced. The Amazing Sloths cheered a little and then to the background to watch how the other teams preformed. Meanwhile Chizu noticed that Amber wasn't with the rest of the team, and she went over to Nigel.

"Hey Nigel did you see where Amber went off too?" She asked him.

"I think she went into the rainforest," Nigel answered.

"Thanks," Chizu replied, and ran into the rainforest to look for Amber.

(Meanwhile with Amber)

"Oh man, where am I going to find something to eat," Amber asked herself as her stomach growled a bit.

(Confessional)

Amber: I've really got to get something else to eat besides the horrible breakfast food.

Chizu: I have to find Amber, before it's our turn.

(Flash)

Suddenly Amber saw a juicy red apple on a branch, and she ran towards it. She picked it up, and was about to eat it when a money climbed onto the branch. The monkey looked hungrily at the apple Amber was holding, and Amber noticed it.

"Aw...You want the apple?" Amber asked. The monkey nodded in response.

"You want the apple?" Amber asked again. The monkey nodded again.

"You want this big, red, juicy apple?" Amber asked. The monkey nodded drooling slightly. Amber then suddenly punched the monkey in the face. "Yeah well F*** you, you can't have it." She chuckled and was about to bite into the apple, when suddenly a whole army of money came out of the tree and glared at her. Amber gave a small squeak, just when the moneys jumped on her.

(Meanwhile with Chizu)

"Amber? Amber where are you?" Chizu cried for the queen bee. Suddenly she heard a loud scream, and she quickly ran towards the source of the scream. When she arrived she saw Amber, covered with monkeys trying to attack her.

"Chizu, get the damn monkeys off!" Amber screamed as she pulled one of them off her, and tossed it away. Chizu nodded and grabbed some mud nearby, and threw at the monkeys. They all jumped off Amber and ran into the forest.

"Are you alright?" Chizu asked in concern.

"Of course I am, I love it when monkeys begin to bite me," Amber replied.

"Yeah I guess it was a stupid question. Anyway, we should get back to the rest of the team," Chizu proclaimed as she and Amber walked back to the teams.

(Meanwhile with the rest of the campers)

"All right, next up is the Screaming Monkies," Chris announced.

(Confessional)

Carol: Ah' right this should be fun.

Luna: I hope I'll be good. I've never tried archery before.

Xander: This is gonna be awesome.

Adam: Meh, I think I'll do fine.

(Flash)

The Screaming Monkies got into position. They lined up their shots, and fire their bows. Once again Chris went to check the score. Luna had gotten 3 points, Leo had gotten 1, Adam had gotten 9, Carol had gotten 7, Avonlea had gotten 9 points, River had gotten 3 points, Madeline had gotten 3 and Xander had gotten 3.

"And the Screaming Monkies got 38 points," Chris announced.

"Al right," Avonlea cheered.

"Wuhu," Madeline cheered.

"That's what I'm talking about!" Leo cried.

"Nice job Avonlea," River praised.

"Oh...um thank you River," Avonlea stuttered blushing.

(Confessional)

Avonlea: River's so sweet, he just makes me so happy.

River: Avonlea did nice job, I wonder if she can teach me.

(Flash)

"Ok then, now it's time for the Killer Toucans to shot," Chris announced.

(Confessional)

Tyson: Ah Archery, one of the most exciting sports invented.

Candace: Hah, this should be easy enough. I bet I could hit the last circle blindfolded.

Faith (While licking a lollipop): You know, I've never tried archery before. This will be fun.

Dylan: This will be easy, I'll hit that last circle no sweat.

Cora: This if gonna be so cool! I'm sure that we'll get so many points!

Orchind: Hopefully we'll win this one.

(Flash)

The team got into position, and armed there bows and arrows. Just then Chizu and Amber came walking back to their team, and Joseph noticed that Amber had scratch marks all over her body, her clothes had been slightly ripped, and her hair was a complete mess.

"Um what happ..." Joseph began.

"Don't...wanna...talk...about...it" Amber growled angrily.

Just then the Killer Toucans fired their bows and arrows. Cora's arrow flew up into the sky, while Dylan's arrow hit Chef in the butt causing him to scream.

(Confessional)

Nicholas: Oh boy, Dylan's doomed.

(Flash)

Chef walked right up to Dylan, who was shaking with fear and grabbed him by his shirt. He then shouted: "FROM THIS DAY FORWARD AND UNTIL YOU LEAVE THIS PLACE, YOU ARE WASHING EVERY SINGLE DISH AFTER BREAKFAST, DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!"

"Yes sir," Dylan said obviously scared. Chef let him go and walked back pulling the arrow out of his butt while walking. The other members of the Killer Toucans looked down, to see Dylan curled up into a ball a whimpering in fear.

"Um Dylan are you ok?" Austin asked.

"I think peed a little," Dylan responded.

"Anyway...after counting the arrows, I've calculated that the Killer Toucans have 25 points," Chris announced. The team (except for Dylan) cheered, though they were still concerned about Dylan.

"All right, last on to go are the Deadly Anacondas," Chris announced.

(Confessional)

Loki: This will be entertaining, though not as entertaining as that prank I've got in my head right now.

Jinx: Hopefully we'll get a good score, and blast those suckers into the sky.

Nigel: I wonder if we'll win, archery isn't really my favorite sport.

Drayden: I hope Celia is doing ok; I can't stop thinking about her.

(Flash)

The team got into position, and armed their bows and arrows. Vulcan had a confident smile as he aimed of the last circle. The team let go of the arrows and they went flying at the targets. Chris went to check, Drayden had gotten 5, Nigel had gotten 3, Chizu had gotten 7, Jinx 5, Joseph 9, Loki 7, Pracilla 3, Amber 7 and Vulcan 10.

"And with a score of 54, the Deadly Anacondas win todays challenge! And you're prize is that you get to see the movie Brave" Chris announced. The Deadly Anacondas cheered. Chris turned to the Killer Toucans and said: "Amazing Sloths meet me by the campfire in 20 minutes, because you are gonna have to vote off another one of your members" Chris said.

The Deadly Anacondas went to their cabin to celebrate; the Amazing Sloths went to send their vote in and the Screaming Monkies and Killer Toucans went back to their cabin. They all had to carry Dylan with them, since he was still whimpering over the Chef incident.

(Confessional)

Charlotte: I think Crystal was right; Mary-Kate is too young for this kind of show.

Crystal: Sorry Mary-Kate, but I'm afraid it's best if you left.

Caitlyn (Via sing language): I chose Mary-Kate.

Mary-Kate: I'll choose Joshua; he was horrible in today's challenge.

Joshua: I'm gonna go and vote off Mary-Kate.

Caleb: Personally, I choose Joshua.

(Flash)

Meanwhile the members of the Killer Toucans, where at the bonfire pit, as Chris stood in front of them. In his hand was a tray, with 9 chocolate jaguars.

"Members of the Killer Toucans, I have on this tray 6 chocolate jaguars, however there are only 7 of you. When I call your name..." Chris began.

"We know how this works, just get on with it already," Mertin shouted.

"If you insist," Chris said disappointed.

"Caleb, Charlotte, Crystal..."

While Chris said this, he threw jaguars at the contestants one by one...

"Caitlyn, Mertin..."

This left only Mary-Kate and Joshua.

"And the last jaguar goes to...

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...Joshua!"

"Ah man, oh well I had a good time here. Bye you guys," Mary-Kate waved at the team as she began to follow Chris to the elimination boat.

(At the Dock)

Mary-Kate waved good-bye as the elimination boat left the shore.

"So there goes another member of the Amazing Sloths. Will another one go next time? Or will it be one of the Killer Toucans, Screaming Monkies or Deadly Anacondas? Find out next time on Total...Drama...Amazon!" Chris announced.

Voted off so far: Tanya, Vanessa, Emma, Fawn, Fritzy, Ricky, Celia, Anthony, Mary-Kate.