Me: HI! Iggy has been bothering me to update this (And I know that I should have updated a lot sooner....)
Iggy: Yes. She's had this chapter written for ages and she's just been too lazy to put it up!
Me: Uh, yeah sorry :D But here it is. Now, the other reason that I didn't put it up is cause it isn't as funny as the other chapters, but more an idea that Heather had and she wanted me and Ig to write about it....
Iggy: And we both felt like killing her afterwards!
Me: And you'll see why after you read this. Iggy and I chased her around the house for half an hour wanting to, in Max's words, Rip out her spine and beat her with it!
Iggy: And that my friends, is what is called an 'understatement' Go look it up in the dictionary!
Me: -snickers- My sis is going to kill me when she reads this......
Iggy: Kill us......but what she does won't be as bad as what you can do...
Me: So, thanks to all of you wonderful reviewers :D
Kara Nicole
Soon2BeMe
bookworm
Madeline Cullen
XD IgGy JaKe SeTh R mInE XD
RockenRollTurtle
Razamataz
BellaRide28
Rainbow Wings
Saint and Fang
Ponyboy79
Shelby
Sapphira Majoram and Edward
Nova Ride
And, if you haven't noticed, I have stopped writing those little speeches that I used to write as it wastes a lot of my time and I get so many reviews now that I can't keep up with them! SO guys, thanx!!!!!!!!!!
Also, ona another note-
Iggy: Bell, kust let them read the chapter and I'll tell them about it at the end....
Me: YAY! Thanx Iggy! You really do come in handy you know :D -huggles Iggy-
Iggy: Uh, Bell, let go.......you're worse than Jov and Raz!!! Bell!!!!
Me: -snickers-
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Me: ZOMG!
Iggy: What is it, another email from Fang or Gazzy?
Me: Umm....No, it's nothing important....
Iggy: Yes it is, I can tell by the sound of your voice. Tell me what it is!
Me: It isn't anything! -pulls out laptop-
Iggy: Fine then, but what are you doing now?!
Me: Umm.....
Iggy: BELL!!!
Me: Emailing Saint and Fang, and Raz and Gaz
Iggy: Why? You did that that this morning! We don't need to do it again!
Me: Well, uh, yeah we do because, uh.....
Iggy: Bell, just tell me what it is!
Me: IT'S NOTHING!!!!
Iggy: It doesn't sound like nothing...
Me: Well, it is. It's nothing......
Iggy: Bell, calm down and tell me what it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Fine......It's a.....note.....
Iggy: And why is that so bad? You get them all the time from crazy fangirls wanting me and you just ignore them anyway!
Me: Well this one's different
Iggy: How is it different?
Me: ..........
Iggy: BELL!!
Me: It's from MAX!!!!
Iggy:........
Me: Ig?
Iggy:......HOLY CRAP!!!! So she is looking for us?!
Me: Yep.
Iggy: And she's going to come rescue us?!
Me: Yep.
Iggy: And we're going to leave this place forever?!
Me: No
Iggy: WHAT?!
Me: I don't want you to go and Saint and Raz won't want Fang and Gazzy to go either so I'm emailing them to warn them.....
Iggy: -sighs- Can you read the note to me so I can at least understand the full extent of the situation?
Me: Wow, those were some big words Ig.......... I didn't know that you were that smart!
Iggy: -rolls eyes- Just read it to me!
Me: Okay.....
To whom it may concern,
I don't know who you are, or why you did this, but you have gone way too far. We are in the middle of a global crisis which we are currently unable to solve, due to the fact that three of my Flock are missing. Seriously, we miss them and we need them to help us save the world! So get off your ass and send them back before the whole world is burned to ashes and no-one will survive! And, if you don't send them back, I know where you are and I'll come and get them myself!
Maximum Ride
Iggy: Okay......this is strange.
Me: What do you mean?
Iggy: Max had no idea where we were or who had us..... And how did she get onto fanfiction without a computer?
Me: -shrugs- She could have used her moms. And maybe she found my fanfic....
Iggy: When was it sent?
Me: A few minutes ago
Iggy: Can you reply?
Me: Are you the Riddler or something?
Iggy: Just answer the question!
Me: Yes I can
Iggy: Then reply and ask her how she knows where we are
Me: Fine Mr. Bossy
Iggy: -sighs-
Dear Maximum,
How do you know where Fang, Iggy and Gazzy are anyway? They are in Australia and America but they are very big countries and it would take you almost forever to find us! You will never get them back! NEVER!!!
Aleria14
Me: Okay, I sent it.
Iggy: So now what?
Me: NARNIA!!
Iggy: -sighs- Not that again!
Me: Well, I got bored
Iggy: Have you got a short attention span?
Me: No, I just get bored easily.......
Iggy: Well, I think we all noticed that, Bell
Me: It isn't something that is easy to miss about me, is it?
Iggy: No.........
Me: Hey, do you know what feels good?
Iggy: Uh, Bell, I'm not sure that I actually want to know.......
Me: STICKING YOUR HAND IN A BOWL FULL OF COOKED SPAGHETTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iggy: Uh........
Me: What?
Iggy: I thought that.....Uh.......
Me: Iggy, you have a really sick mind!! You know that?
Iggy: Yeah.........
Me: -sighs- OH! She replied!
Dear Aleria14,
Jeb had a tracker put on them so that if any of us went missing we could find them. So, tell whoever else that has taken them to send them back NOW!
Maximum
Me: -reads to Iggy-
Iggy: -snickers-
Me: Shut up! She's gonna have to come and get you back!
Iggy: Fine with me -leans back in chair- Just tell me when she gets here
Me: -glares-
-Heather walks in-
Heather: What are you two up to?
Me: -sighs- Max sent a note in a review saying that she's coming to get Iggy, Gazzy and Fang. So, now I'm sending a message to Raz and Saint to let them know that she's coming
Heather: -smiles-
Me: What's the matter with you? I thought that you didn't want them to leave either?
-Heather runs downstairs-
Me: Okay.....That was weird
Iggy: Who cares? She's your sister so she probably gets her weirdness from you!
Me: -whacks with Herring- SHUT UP!!
Iggy: You are really weird.....
Me: Says the Blind mutant Birdkid.....
Dear Saint and Raz,
We have a crisis on our hands! Max has found out where we are and she is coming to get-
Me: Hang on....
Iggy: What?
Me: I need to get a drink, and then I'll email them!
Iggy: What is with your randomness?!
Me: -shrugs- I want a drink!!!!
Iggy: FINE! I'll get it, you email them
Me: -smiles-
-Iggy sighs then leaves the room-
Me: Right, where was I?
Dear Saint and Raz,
We have a crisis on our hands! Max has found out where we are and she is coming to get Fang, Iggy and Gazzy! Apparently, they have a tracking device on them so if they got lost she could find them. Saint, make sure that you have Spiffy and Pooky to protect Fang and make sure that he is with you at all times! Raz, Don't let Gaz out of your sight and make sure that your brothers help to protect him! And as for me, I will-
Iggy: BELL!!!
Me: I am trying to write an important email!!! Just bring the drink up here!
Iggy: But, Bell, you might want to come see this!
Me: -sighs- Fine, I'm coming!
-Bell goes downstairs to find Iggy in the study-
Me: What is it?
Iggy: Your sister was on the computer at same time as you....
Me: Soooo........?
Iggy: What does the screen say?
Me: Umm..... SHE'S ON FANFICTION!!!!!!
Iggy: Exactly!
Me: THE LITTLE BRAT IS GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!
Iggy: After her!!
Heather: -laughing hysterically- I can't believe that you fell for the fake ransom note?!
Me and Iggy: -glares at her-
Me: You are so dead!
-Iggy and Bell chase her around the house-
-half an hour later-
-back up in Bells room-
Iggy: So, I guess Max isn't coming for us?
Me: Nope. I hate my little sister sometimes!
Iggy: -growls- Me too.........
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Me: And,there you go. The little brat almost tricked me.......
Iggy: Luckily she didn't get away with anything.....so, do you want me to bring it up now?
Me: Yup, please
Iggy: Okay, we've got three pieces of news to share with you. 1) I'm all assuming that all you crazed fans -coughlikecoughcoughBellcough- are excited for the upcoming Maximum Ride movie? Well, for all the latest news you can go to Flock Updates to learn about EVERYTHING that you are waiting to know. To get there, just get the link off 'Kara Nicole' Profile page. The little episodes that they do are very worthwhile and enjoyable.
Me: I would have put a link on here but I'm having a few problems with links lately, so it's probably just safest to get it off Kara's profile. She is also one of my loyal reviewers, so if you go to the reviews page you can click on her name and go to her profile from there :D
Iggy: 2) Look out for the highly anticipated chapter: 'Iggy's sleepover,' As Fang should be here sometime this week (Whenever Saint sends him through the portal of doom)
3) Bell has written a new story that she is currently obsessed with. Its is called: 'How long is forever?' And she would appreciate it if you would read it :D
Me: -nods enthusiastically-
Iggy: That's another reason why she hasn't updated this, as she is so obsessed with her new story that she has been neglecting her other ones....
Me: Yeah, sorry about that....I'll update more regularly from now on! :D
Iggy: Uh, did I cover everything?
Me: Amazingly, yeah......and you didn't screw it up! Congrats!
Iggy: -smiles-
R&R?!
Bell and Ig :D
