So, to answer some questions.

MayaxKrieg (Which will NEVER happen in my fic, :P) would be NutMayeg. See, cause Krieg is nuts, and Nutmegs...

Yeah...

Also, thanks to Elemental Hybrid for his multiple reviews! You're great man!


Maya was wrapping Axton's knee in a thick cloth bandage when a car burst through a wall, with Krieg in the driver's seat. There was blood splattered across the windshield.

"I FOUND CAR!" The psycho shouted, grinning wickedly. Axton began screaming again.

"AAAAGH!" He screamed in pain. "MY LEG!"

Krieg had run over his leg.

"OOPS. I DID NOT MEAN TO HURT YOU." Krieg said in his booming voice.

"WELL GOOD JOB ON THAT BIG GUY!" Axton yelled back.

"CALM DOWN AXTON YOU'RE BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE!" Axton's leg was broken, and spurting blood. "STOP MOVING DAMNIT!"

"AAAAAUUUGHHH!"

"Why don't you give him a Vulcan Nerve Pinch?" Said a small voice coming from the car.

"DO YOU KNOW HOW TO-Wait, who was that?"

The head of a red-haired girl popped out of the side of the window. "Hey, how are you?"

"…Krieg?"

"YES!"

"Who is that?"

"GAIGE!"

"Where did you find her?"

"SHE BUILT THE CAR!"

Maya turned towards the girl, who was grinning ear to ear.

"Krieg?"

"YES!"

"She's sixteen."

"YES!"

Gaige hopped out of the passenger's seat, and jogged towards Maya.

"Well, you know who I am, who are you? Are you a Vault Hunter? OOH! OOH! HAVE YOU KILLED ANY DUDES!?"

"Er… I'm Maya, yes, and yes."

"Who's the guy rolling around in a pool of blood?"

"Oh that's Axton. He'll be fine."

"Well, nice to meet you Maya!"

"Right, so, how did you get here?"

"It's a long story! And I'll tell you! It all began a couple months ago..."