Shady (Seline): IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS! Chapter 13 and 14 will be a secret SANTA and I'll try to get some amazing writers on! Come on out!

Wolf: STUPID WEATHER! *Walks in soaking wet* if any of you laugh I will give you ultra wedgies!

Raph, Shady and Amity: *struggles hard not to laugh*

Wolf: Leo dude I do not need to go to a mental institution. I'm actually quite serious when I need to be so keep that in mind!

Leo: Well everyone has their own opinion and I HATE stories like that!

Shady: Review saying I should do I poll and I WILL! *evil laugh*

Wolf: Hey Raph I owe you a dare! Hmmm *taps chin* how about... let Mikey hug you and tell him why he is the awesomest baby bro!

Raph: Oh no...

Mikey: *cheshire grin* Come here! *pulls Raph into a hug*

Raph: Okay, well, one, your always protecting us?

Shady: DO BETTER!

Raph: Ok! Well, I-I care about you because you know how to go through life using the high road and your always trying to be a manipulator, I guess?

Dakota: MIKEY?!

Mikey: Uh oh, AHHHH! *lets go of Raph and runs*

Wolf: Donnie... whats 11... if you get this wrong then you have not smart!

Donnie: You kinda gave me no contents so... A number? And you can't even use your own language properly!

Wolf: Mikey have you ever tried McDonalds... if you haven't then you are a traitor to fast food.

Shady: He hasn't tried GOOD Macca's like England and Australia! Here! *shoves a Mighty Angus into his mouth*

Mikey: It's beautiful!

Wolf: Seline its okay I get that your not from Britain! Also do you like Donald Trump as president.

Shady: Thank you! And I literally went into someone's Q&D and said "Who is preparing for the apocalypse? WHY?! DONALD TRUMP IS PRESIDENT!" Also he's ****head! He broke the what's-it-called deal with us! Donald Trump must be eliminated now!

Wolf: Avery dude chill I would never hurt April. Anyways why the shell did you give me a F rated wedgie? If you try and hurt me again I'm afraid I'll have to bring in Ellie and Pop.

Avery: Sorry, I got a bit overprotective Wolf!

Wolf: Well guys I have to go and the reason I am wearing a Pudsey onesie is because its Children in Need! Seriously you should know that! Bye! *Disappears into a puff of smoke*


Shady: Raph you are NOT going to enjoy this next one!

Guest: Raph I dare you to swim in a pool of cockroaches while everyone watches.

Raph: WHY!?

Shady: I thought they were just bugs. *teases*

Raph: Really? *opens a jar full of flies*

Shady: *squels* HELP! Please! AHHH!

Raph: Fine I'll do it... *walks over to the pool and already vomits*

Shady: HELP!


The Guest(different person): Splinter, why did tan Sheng pick you over Shredder?

Splinter: Tan Sheng chose me over The Shredder because he was corrupted, my child.

Shady: Okay, well, bye