Chiaki: THERE ARE TOO MANY SYAORANS AND SETOS DAMMIT!
Seto: Well excuse me!
Syaoron: Why is there always at least one argument in these disclaimers?
Xiao Lang: Who knows.
Mavis: ME! I KNOW! BECAUSE I'M THE HERO!
Seto Senji: You are no such thing!
Mavis: Dammit. *goes into corner and sulks*
Alice, Fai, and Fay: ...O.k.
Jacob: All right! New chapter for MMS! (Mavis's Matchmaking Service)
Witch Seto: Woot! I want to read too!
Sakura: Um, should I do the disclaimer?
Chiaki: Fine fine! Do what you want!
Seto: I will!
Syaoron: No you won't.
Seto: Damn it.
Kurogane: And how do you know that?
Syaoron: You'll learn soon enough.
Mokona: Yay! More secrets get revealed!
Mavis: Become one with-
Seto: HELL NO!
Mavis: Che fine. You're just jealous because you're not awesome.
Seto: At least I don't have MPD.
Mavis: Vee~ What's MPD?
Seto: *Face palms into hand*
Sakura: Um...Seto-san does not own Tsubasa or Twilight in any way.
Seto: DAMN YOU ALL! *raises fist into air*
Note: In case you don't know or I forgot to mention; Seto Senji, Fay, and Shaoran are from MMS (Mavis's Matchmaking Service), and Witch Seto is from Tsubasa and Us.
"Alright! It's your turn Alice!"
"Um, o.k. Chiaki?"
"Yes?"
"Truth or Dare?"
"Truth."
"Who do you hate most in this room?"
"Syaoron of course!"
"Eh? Why me?"
"Because you annoy me obviously!"
"Well screw you."
"Anyway, your turn Chiaki.", said Seto.
"O.k.! Hmm who to choose? Who to choose? Syaoron?"
"Oh god.", said Syaoron.
"Truth or Dare?"
"Either way I'm going to suffer, and for that reason I'm going to choose the worst choice possible."
"Great! You chose dare!"
"I knew it.", said Alice.
"Syaoron, I dare you to Break. Up. With. Seto."
Syaoron stared dumbfounded at Chiaki.
"WHAT!", he said incredulously.
"I said you have to break up with Seto.", Chiaki said smiling evilly.
"I REFUSE!"
"O.k. fine. You still wind up breaking up with her, remember?"
"Chiaki, You. Are. Evil.", said Syaoron trying to keep his voice level.
"You just realized this?"
"For how long?", asked Seto.
"Until he finally comes crawling back to you or I say you can get back together."
"Oh...could be worse. Um I think I'll be right back...I forgot to do something.", said Seto clearly trying to hold back her tears.
"I think that was possibly the cruelest dare yet.", said Alice.
"That was a bit harsh.", said Fai.
"That's my job remember?"
"Heh. My turn now, Chiaki! Truth or Dare?"
"Dare!"
"Alright! I dare you to not chew gum for FIVE WEEKS!"
"NOOO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"
"I CAN AND I WILL! PLUS YOU CAN'T REFUSE! SO HA! TAKE THAT!"
"YOU EVIL SON OF A-"
"You know I think I'll go and check up on Seto-san.", said Syaoran.
"I'll come with you.", Xiao Lang offered.
"Grr, Shaoran!"
"Eek! Y-yes Chiaki-san?"
"I DARE YOU TO LEAVE THIS DIMENSION AND NOT RETURN!"
"I didn't even choose dare.", said Shaoran again starting to cry.
"TO BAD! DO IT!"
"Keh fine whatever, let's just go Shaoran. We need to continue running from Mavis anyway.", said Seto Senji.
"Haii..."
"You need to choose someone to dare or something first.", said Fai.
"O.k... Sakura-hime?"
"Yes Shaoran-kun?", said Sakura.
"Truth or Dare?"
"Truth please."
"Do you like both Syaoran and Xiao Lang as friends?"
"Yes."
"That's reassuring. Thank you hime."
"Glad I could help."
With that, Shaoran and Seto Senji left. Never to appear in that world again.
"Hyuu~ That's one problem solved. Your turn Sakura-chan.", said Fay.
"Um, Syaoron-kun do you mind if I choose you?"
"Not really."
"O.k. Truth or Dare?"
"Truth."
"O.k. this is more of a question, but how did you meet Seto-san, if you don't mind telling that is?"
"I don't mind telling so don't worry. It happened about I believe six months ago."
/Flashback/
"HEY YOU WITH THE 2-DIMENSIONAL YELLOW AND PURPLE STICK THINGY!"
"Um for one, it's black and white. Two it's a sphere. Three, it's called a soccer ball. And four, it's not 2-dimensional it's 3-dimensional."
"WHATEVER! I BET I COULD BEAT YOU IN YOUR SO CALLED FOOTBALL! FOR I AM THE HERO! I CAN DO ANYTHING! BECAUSE I AM AWESOME!"
Oh god a lunatic.
"I'd like to see you try.", what the hell am I saying?
"ALRIGHT THEN! LET'S MAKE A BET! IF I WIN, I'LL GIVE YOU MY MASTER AS A SLAVE!"
"Say what? Um, o.k. whatever, if you win I guess I'll-"
"ALL RIGHT LET'S START!"
Fail.
One hour later.
"Oh my god you beat me! YOU MUST BE ANOTHER MAVIS!"
"Umm, no. My name is Syaoron not Mavis."
"Oh, o.k. So like we agreed on, my master is now your personal slave!"
Oh joy.
"And where is this so called master of yours?"
"Um, uh, umm...HOLD ON A MINUTE!"
Like hell I will.
"What are you doing Mavis! Let go of me dammit!"
"THIS IS MY MASTER SETO!"
Oh my god she looks normal! Like not-insane normal! I think I got a decent deal out of this.
"FROM NOW ON, SHE IS YOUR SLAVE!"
"SAY WHAT! YOU SOLD ME TO SOME RANDOM BOY AS A SLAVE! WITHOUT MY CONSENT?"
"Of course not. I simply bet your freedom."
"Mavis, you are sooo going to regret that."
"You had a crush thingy on him anyway though right?"
"Shut up."
This should be interesting.
/End Flashback/
"And I was right, it was interesting."
"So you two met through Mavis?", asked Fai.
"Sadly yes."
"How come I never heard this?", asked Alice.
"Because Seto and I agreed to keep it a secret."
"Well what about Mavis?"
"We had her forget about it."
"That's nice."
"So if you think about it, doesn't that mean that Syaoron-kun is also Mavis's master?", asked Fai.
"Of course. I just don't bother because I know she would attempt to kill me...or worse."
"Hyuu~ Interesting! But it's your turn again Syaoron-kun!"
"Ah, you're right. All right then Fai-san I think I'll pick you."
"All right! I choose truth!"
"Geez, everyone is choosing truth now.", said Chiaki who was in a foul mood because of Syaoron.
"Hmm truth huh? All right then, why is it that you dislike sushi so much?"
"Ah~ the reason for that is just that, that texture...and that smell...I just can't stand it. And raw fish? I think I'll pass thanks.", Fai said shuddering.
"That's it?"
"I'm afraid so. Now if I'm not mistaken, I believe it's my turn."
"GOD DAMMIT!", Seto yelled from the other room. "WHY DO YOU MOCK ME IPOD! WHY!"
"What's wrong with Seto-san?", asked Fai.
"Apparently her iPod was playing songs that she didn't want to listen to.", answered Xiao Lang who had just walked back into the room. "I think she was doing a test or something as well."
"Oh that again? Don't worry then. She always complains when she does that.", said Syaoron.
"The test you mean?"
"Yeah, basically you put your iPod on shuffle and write down the songs that come on."
"Why?"
"I don't know, but apparently there's a list of moments in your life and you write down the song that you got for whatever moment you're on. I think it's opening credits, waking up, first day of school, falling in love, fighting, breaking up, driving, flashback, mental breakdown, getting back together, prom night, um...wedding, birth of a child, final battle, death scene, funeral, and end credits."
"How do you remember all of that? I've done it like...five times and I still don't remember all of that!", exclaimed Alice.
"I've been with Seto how often this year?"
"Point taken."
"I wonder what songs she got this time?"
"I got Lucky Star Opening Credits, Alice (human) Sacrifice, Breathless, Siren Song, Our Solemn Hour, Possess, Another Dimension, Aka no Kakera, Bad Boy, Utsusemi no Kage, Synchronicity, Tic Toc, Gekokujou, Heart no Kiseki, Daia no Hana, Golden Sun Final Battle, Brawl version, and Swear To...", said Seto appearing in the door way.
"Ah...you feeling better now?", Alice asked.
"Calmer, but still sad. Oh, and slightly pissed off."
"Nya-crap."
"Could be worse."
"True."
"Now who's turn was it?"
"Mine.", answered Fai.
"Oh, sorry for interrupting then."
"It's fine, now Kuro-puu? Truth or Dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to name all of the different Mavis'.", said Fai grinning evilly.
"WHAT? ! ?"
"Oh my god. Do you have any idea of how long that will take? Mavis will be dead by the time he's named two tenths of all of the Mavis', AND MAVIS DOESN'T DIE!", yelled Seto.
"YEAH SERIOUSLY! SHE'S HER OWN FREAKING SPECIES FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I seriously went outside once and heard some girl say, 'Look mommy, it's a Mavis!', and I know I didn't misunderstand because I saw her standing in the exact place the girl was pointing to!", said Syaoron.
"But it's Mavis! she could have just appeared there when you looked to see where the girl was pointing!", exclaimed Alice.
"She was standing there before the girl pointed her out."
"Oh."
"He still has to do it. I dared him.", said Fai still smiling.
"Alright fine. Can I at least give Kurogane a list?", asked Seto.
"Oh fine."
"Thank you. Here you go Kurogane and no this does not include a price and I don't care if you say you don't need a list because I know you do need a list."
"Hmph.", was Kurogane's reply before taking the list which was over four hundred billion miles long, yes 400,000,000,000 miles long of just all the different Mavis' typed in size twelve font. There are just that many Mavis's in the universes, and probably more. "Alright fine, leaf Mavis, tree Mavis, stuffed animal Mavis, towel Mavis, bipolar Mavis, Mavis Mavis, ABC Mavis, A Mavis, B Mavis, C Mavis D Mavis, shirt Mavis, shopping Mavis, coke Mavis, Del Mavis, Mac Mavis, Apple Mavis, Mavisism Mavis, anime Mavis, football Mavis, spinach Mavis, mavisy Mavis, WTF Mavis, comma Mavis, party Mavis, number Mavis, E Mavis, Canadian Mavis, French Mavis, American Mavis, British Mavis, God Mavis, Christmas Mavis, homework Mavis, school Mavis, ninja Mavis..."
"Kurogane?"
"Traffic Mavis, WHAT? ! ?"
"This will take you centuries so just dare someone so we can continue the game before we die waiting for you to finish."
"Fine I dare you to not cuss at all for the rest of the day. Fish Mavis, anime cow Mavis, sock Mavis, dust bunny Mavis..."
"Ah fine. Does crap count as swearing?"
"No. No Mavis, face plant Mavis, what Mavis..."
"Good. Now Xiao Lang-kun? Truth or Dare?"
"Truth please."
"O.k. but first, have you ever gone on ?"
"...Yes."
"Wow really? When?", Alice asked curiously.
"Before my thirteenth birthday."
"How the heck did you manage that?", Seto asked.
"I went to a country with advanced technology and found the website."
"Oh, what kind of things did you read?"
"...The normal."
"You don't sound very convincing."
"Yeah, and what is considered normal exactly?", asked Syaoran.
"Oh you know, just some rated T stuff and a few rated M.", his voice trailed off at the end making difficult for everyone to hear him.
Sadly for him, Seto heard it loud and clear.
"You don't need to be so uncomfortable about it, what do think I read?"
"Actually he already knows what you read, he saw everything that you favorited.", said Syaoron.
"...When? How? Why?"
"Last night when he asked about it and I told him that you had an account."
"You are so dead."
"I figured as much."
"I'm sorry, I was just curious is all.", apologized Xiao Lang.
"Well crap, I was hoping you wouldn't find out about that. Oh well, don't apologize it's fine, but if you say a single word, I will hurt you."
Everyone but the two Syaorans gasped dramatically.
"Physically or mentally?"
"Depends on my mood."
"Oh."
"O.k. let's forget about this and move on. Xiao Lang you have three people to choose to either dare or tell the truth about something."
"O.k. Syaoran. Truth or Dare?"
"Eh? Oh um, dare?"
"I dare you to kiss Sakura-hime."
"Ehhhh? ! ?"
"Look it's clear as daylight that you two love each other and at this rate, you two won't get any further with each other until one of you actually gets the guts to confess or confesses just before you die.", Xiao Lang stopped and shuddered. "And if Mavis's Matchmaking Service is anything like the fanfic, then...", he trailed off shuddering again.
"I don't think I want you to finish that sentence."
"Good because neither do I."
Only six people were aware of what happened in the story MMS, and those people were Seto, Xiao Lang, Syaoron, Jacob, Alice, Chiaki, and Mavis. Notice that that is seven people. But because Mavis is her own species, she is only counted as a person when she chooses to be, but at that moment she was a crocogepa, croco as in crocodile, ge as in gay, and pa as in papa, whatever the hell that is.
Syaoran sighed and walked over to where Sakura was sitting, apologized once, and planted a kiss on her cheek causing her to blush madly. Syaoran was blushing as well when he stood up to go back to where he was sitting.
"There I did it, it's my turn now so I choose Mokona. Truth or Dare?"
"Mokona chooses dare!"
"I dare you to not play any tricks on anybody including Kurogane-san for an entire week."
"That's not fair!"
"Would you rather not eat any sweets for a week?"
"Hmph alright Mokona understands."
"Finally some peace Mavis, anti-pranking Mavis..."
"Alright Mokona's turn now! Mavis Truth or Dare?"
"DARE BECAUSE I AM AWESOME!"
"Awesome-complex Mavis, stupid Mavis, hero-complex Mavis..."
"Mokona dares Mavis to wear a pink frilly dress with high heels and make up, while walking the speed of a normal human being for an entire two days!"
"Gasp! How could you? I thought we were friends!"
"Maan, it's dramatic Mavis.", whined Seto.
"But I totally like, love this dress!"
"Now it's...I don't even remember what this Mavis is called."
"It's on the list somewhere.", said Chiaki. "I just saw it."
"Oh well, so ends our game of Truth or Da-"
"WAIT! What about me?", Jacob demanded.
"Oh sorry, Mavis!"
"YOU THERE SHIRTLESS PERSON! TRUTH OR DARE? ! ?", shouted Mavis.
"DARE!"
"TO BAD YOU'RE DOING TRUTH!"
"WHAT? ! ? WHY? ! ?"
"Because I said. Duh."
"Fine."
"O.k. so like, how did you like, get here?"
"Umm, I just...ran here."
"Oh well, that's boring.
"O.k. now ends our game of Truth or Dare."
"Great what's next?"
"SPIN THE BOTTLE!"
"That according to Mavis."
"Oh joy.", said Alice who was dreading the game the most.
Authors Note: And so ends my longest chapter at the moment. Woot! I finished the Truth or Dare portion of the story! Now we move onto spin the bottle PD. REVIEEEW.
