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Hey People!
So much to talk about. Too much actually. But it's a good thing I like to share. Or actually I love to share. So...what has everyone been talking about lately?
The Academy Awards
Yes they are generally celebrated in February. But if you are anyone you would know that I am referring to B's faux Oscar celebration. It was perfect, wasn't it? We all danced our little hearts out and some of us cried our little hearts out. But most of us had a great time.
B was one of those sobbing few, or she wanted to sob but didn't. No instead she spent the whole night cramming sugar cookies into her mouth while she sat on a stool by the food buffet.
S spent her whole night dancing with D. She also was interviewed on the Red Carpet and her interview appeared on E! earlier this morning.
D danced with S all night.
J, surprise, surprise, wasn't in attendence at the famous party. Is she falling off the social ladder she took so long to climb? It appears that way. Hmmm...
V also was nowhere to be seen.
Everyone looked gorgeous at the Academy Awards. All of us dressed up in Valentino, Oscar de la Renta, Zac Posen, Vera Wang and Alexander McQueen. There were also tens of thousands of celebrities at this bash of course, there was S, who is rumored to be making another movie. But also we had Brittany Snow, Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Garner, Ellen Page, Dennis Quaid, Lindsay Lohan, Mary-Kate and Ashley, Sarah Jessica Parker, Chris Noth, Heather Locklear, James Marsden, Luke Wilson, just to name a few. Anyway, it really was an event and if you missed it, you missed The Party of the the season.
The New Girl in Town
There's a New Girl in Town and she is ready to take over. I first spotted H at the Academy Awards last night she was chatting away with B's N. H seemed rather angry though. Wonder why?
But more the point, H seems to have The Presence. If you aren't one of us and don't know what The Presence is I'll tell you. The Presence is when someone, H, seems to have a special...power over people. She's gorgeous, rich, perfect, and has people drooling over her at all times. It seems to me that she has more of The Presence than our very own B does. So B had better be careful. If not H will have the best, brightest, and biggest parties, H will be the best-dressed, H will be the most beautiful girl, and even more H will win the heart of N. So, yes, B hear is your warning loud and clear: Be careful of H.
Spotted
S shopping with B. S watching D's game. J was also at the game and so was B. Everyone who's anyone at the Academy Awards Party.
Now...someone hasn't been spotted for a while, or really two someones, those two someones are C and V. Heres why:
C is still at his military school, it's taking him a while.
V is out in Scotland or somewhere, who really cares, filming a documentary. Then she's headed to Antarctica to film some penguins. Good luck with that, V.
Also if you haven't noticed, J hasn't been seen out and about in a while. This is because J has taken to moping in her room. Also because B refused to invite her to the Academy Awards.
You Know You Love Me
Q: Dear GG,
I wasn't invited to the party. What do i do?
-SADGAL
A: Dear SADGAL,
Um, you can't do anything now. But it's okay. Cheer yourself up with a shopping spree and buy a new pair of shoes (or twenty) and a new outfit. You'll feel better! Then maybe you can be SHOPPINGGAL.
Q: Dear Gossip Girl,
Okay. Is it true that N is unhappy with his engagment. Did he once date H? BTW, I think my BFF Hollie is H. Also I know that I'm S. But I know you can't tell me. Anyway, what did your dress look like? Who made it? How'd you do your hair?
Luv you,
SUMMER348
A: Dear Summer348,
First thing, you are most definitely NOT S. Second, the H I'm referring to never dated N because a/ she's new in town and b/ she doesn't like N or 'his type'. H's name is not Hollie either. So sorry to disapoint but you are not being blogged about and neither is Hollie. All of the other questions are classified. They would give away my identity which I am not ready to do.
Luv you too,
Gossip Girl
Q: GG,
I like this guy but i don't know how to tell him! what do i do?
xo,
inlove
A: inlove,
Okay, first thing you must, must do is but something new. A flirty skirt and a tank top or skirt will do just fine. Whatever it is you must be confident in it. You then go home put this new outfit on, rub on a little lipgloss and run over to his house. Then tell him you 'need to talk'. He'll want to just out of curiousity. Tell him you want to go out sometime, maybe tomorrow. Then give him a sweet smile. Once he says yes (he will) go home and rent John Tucker Must Die. Take some notes and then follow Kate's example. It'll work, trust me.
xo,
Gossip Girl
Okay, well I'm tired of writing now so I must go. I love you all!
You know I love you,
Gossip Girl
