Title: Letter adventures

Author: Khorale

Chapter: 11, your life story

Rating: K+

Genre: Humor & Adventure

Character(s): Voldemort, Alexa Blaze, JK Rowling

Pairings: none at the moment

Reviews: 18/81

Words: 467

Disclaimer: If I own Harry Potter, I'd give Harry some special powers.

Summery: Watch as Voldie juggle the responsibilities of death eaters, letters, and visits from the author all at once! Slight Voldie OOC

Author's note: The past days are... interesting. Luna thankfully stopped acting crazy and my first lessons are: Charms, Herbology, Potions (ugh...), and DADA. I don't think Snape treated Ravenclaws worse than Gryffindors, but at least he ignored me. Yet another priviledge of being an author! =)

I find it strange that the DADA teacher had a mask on. It's painted black, and it looks like an animal... I must look into this later. So here's today's letter!


Dear Voldemort,

What do you think of that muggle J. K. Rowling telling everyone your life story in her books and the movies based upon them? Do you like the fact that now everybody knows what happened to you and what you've been up to?

Sincerely,

Alexa Blaze


Dear Alexa Blaze

While I'd love to hunt her down, she's still the author (and I don't mean Khorale) of us, and without her, we wouldn't even exist!

Ps Don't you dare tell her I said that!

-Voldie