A/N: Yes, we will eventually get to Ren giving Kyoko a White Day gift, but this chapter got away from me and it's not in this one. This is going to have so many more chapters than I had planned when I decided to continue it...

~ Do You Know What Fanfiction Is? ~

"NO! OH MY GOD! THAT CREEPY PERVERT ACTUALLY WROTE ANOTHER ONE! AND THIS ONE HAS ME IN IT! THIS HORRIBLE! MY LIFE IS OVER! MY FANS HAD BETTER NOT BE READING THIS! HOW CAN ANYONE SHIP ME WITH KYOKOOOooOoOoOoooo..."

Mimori's voice trailed off into an incoherent whine as she collapsed on her desk, sobbing in a very fake and melodramatic manner while her friends and other assorted classmates rushed to console her.

Fortunately, Kyoko was not at school today to witness Mimori's epic freak-out over the second Prisoner fanfic, due to the early morning filming of Dark Moon.


Trying to get his perverted mind to think of something other than Kyoko prancing around in the lingerie that Fuwa had picked out for her, Ren decided to look up funny cat videos on his phone once he was alone in his dressing room. He didn't want to be distracted during the filming like he had been that one day. He couldn't get away with faking food poisoning again, not when his previous few meals had all been food that Kyoko had prepared for him. (Special breakfast bentos were on the Keep Ren Properly Fed Meal Plan™.)

I don't even know what she actually looks like that scantily clad, you stupid brain.

In fact, most of what he was imagining about her almost-naked body was based on the descriptions of it that he'd read in that ridiculous piece of fan-written erotica...

Instead of cat videos, Ren found himself searching for that fanfiction site again. It couldn't hurt to take another look at Corrupted Guardian just this one time, right?

He went to the fanfiction site and clicked on the "Misc. Fandoms" link, which had oddball fandoms for things like short stories, commercials, and music videos. He was surprised to find there were now two stories listed in the "Prisoner" fandom.

Out of curiosity he decided to check out the new fic.

I Hate You For Saving Me by The Blood-Rusty Scythe

Summary: The ungrateful angel wants revenge on her friend who saved her from the devil. Angel/Demon Angel. Dub-con. PWP. I suck at summaries.

This one appeared to be unrelated to Corrupted Guardian, as there was no mention of any Dark Moon characters and the Demon Angel was still evil at the beginning of this new story.

After a brief battle, which the Demon Angel won due to the other angel having not fully recovered from her weakened state, the Demon Angel proceeded to force herself on the other angel. The younger angel resisted at first, but ended up giving in rather quickly. The smut was artlessly graphic, using vulgar phrases rather than trying to romanticize it with flowery euphemisms.

Corrupted Guardian had at least pretended to have some substance to it, some depth and emotional growth to the characters, but I Hate You For Saving Me had none of that and seemed almost intentionally offensive. This new story didn't leave any pretty pictures in Ren's mind, just a vague feeling of disgust.


While Ren was busy being a pervert, Kyoko was getting ready to have her scar makeup put on. The makeup artist was just about to start working on her when Kyoko's phone rang.

She knew by the customized ringtone she had set that it was Kanae calling, and since the other girl didn't call her without reason, Kyoko knew something serious must have happened.

"I'm sorry, but I really need to take this call," she apologized to the makeup artist. "It's my best friend and she wouldn't call me when she knows I'm at work unless something was really wrong!"

Without even waiting for Kyoko to greet her, Kanae spoke as soon as the other girl picked up.

"Did you throw away your White Day gifts?"

"Um... yes. But how did you know about that, Moko-san?"

"Because they were still sitting in the trash can, plain as day! You are going to be in so much trouble if that ridiculously love-obsessed president finds out about this!"

Kyoko hadn't thought about that when she'd thrown them away. She had just wanted to get rid of them.

"By the way," Kanae continued in a calmer tone when it seemed that her interlocutor was not going to respond. "This is an advance copy of Vie Ghoul's album, right? It has some tracks on it that aren't going to be released when the actual album comes out. You could probably sell this on eBay for a lot of money."

"Um... I don't know how to do that," Kyoko replied hesitantly.

"I could list it for you and we could split the take," Kanae offered.

"Ok, sure. That sounds like a plan," Kyoko replied. She wasn't sure the CD would sell for much, but if it would make her best friend happy, she would let her do whatever she wanted with it.

Kyoko heard a child's voice shouting in the background, "Let me talk to her!"

Sounding supremely annoyed, Kanae said, "The president's granddaughter wants to talk to you."

"Ok, put her on."

"Onee-chan!" Maria shouted excitedly into the phone. "I found a little crown! Is it yours? Can I have it?"

Kyoko laughed at the child's exuberance.

"Yes, you can have it."

"Yay! I'll put it on Natsuko!"


"Did you just hang up on her?" Kanae asked when the child handed her phone back to her.

"Um..." Maria replied hesitantly. "Were you not finished talking to her?"

Kanae let out a heavy sigh. She was not calling Kyoko back just to ask her about the bag of underwear.

~oOo~