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3: Phew~ I finally updateeed!~~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Elysea: Care to explain why you haven't been updating...? e.e *holds katanas*

3: OwO *RUNS* DON'T KILL MEEEE! DX

Elysea: GET BACK HEREEEEE! *chases*

Akira: ^^' W-Well~ Here's the replies~


Replies~

For Infinitespada:

Really?! OAO

Aw... I should've just picked Sen-chan to join their torture too! D: #slashed XwX


For HakaiElementalVocaloid:

Stupidity happened~ :33333


For Guest:

U-Uhhhh... M-Magic? owo #slapped XwX

Just kidding~ The costume has awesome uses, soo~~ XDDDDDDDDDDD

Thank youuu~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


For Risingwind:

Rising-chan, you reviewed twice? OAO

Woaahhhh! XDDDDDDDDDDDD Thank you~~~


For Omega Endrew:

I'M SORRYYY! I PROMISE THAT YOU'LL SEE HIROTO IN A DRESS IN THE LATER CHAPTERS! QWQ

Hiroto: What?!

3: NO JOKE~ :333 #slashed XwX

Omega-chaaannn! OAO Hiro-chan you big meanie! QwQ *smacks him with a broom*(?)


For Mondai Sogeki:

Mon-chaaannn! OAO *uses resurrection stone~*

Resurrection stones are OP *^*

Thank youu~~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDD

Wait... You were?! OAO'

Now I'm curious on how you actually looked when you cross-dressed! OwO #slapped XwX

Elysea: Ignore her. Please. =w=

3: Meanieeee! QwQ


On to the story~


~At the forest~

"So... When do we get to kill those two?" Edd asked, obviously looking for a way to vent his anger because of what happened during the contest.

"We'll have to wait until everyone else left or else they'll find out we're here." Yue said. Edd started muttering things that they could not hear as he kicked random stones on the ground.

"Seven-thousand... and forty... two... Seven-thousand... and forty... three... Forty... four... Zzz..." Lacy fell asleep on the tree she's on. The three of them sweatdropped. "Just because there are exactly seven-thousand and ninety-eight people who watched the contest, doesn't mean that you have to count the people who left." Hiroto commented, sweatdropping.(?)

"Wait... Does that mean that you counted the audience from the stage?!" Edd asked, gaping. "... Kind of..." "You're insane!" Hiroto snapped. "What did you just call me?!" "INSANE!" "You..."

The game of cat and mouse begins~ (?)

"Stop it, can't you?" Yue glared at the two, causing them to stop in an instant. Lacy sweatdropped. "Mecha kitties..."(?)

"Not really. It's just that everyone already left 2 minutes ago."

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"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US SOONER?!"


~With Lazuli~

"Hmm... So the prize is 5 million ED for the female category, while we got 10 million ED and a... maid... outfit...? for the shemale...? category..?" Lin said, sweatdropping at the things they got.

The boys in their group sulked in a corner at being called a shemale during the entire competition. Well... except Asashin. Though he's sulking too.

"Not bad~" Aria grinned. "Except the maid costume." Ethereal sweatdropped. "But it's perfect for blackmail~" Lorelei cheered innocently.(?) "YOU EVIL WITCH!"(?)

BOOOM~(?)

"?!"

"WAS THAT AN EARTHQUAKE?!"(?)

"NO, YOU IDIOT! WHAT KIND OF EARTHQUAKE GOES BOOM?"

"... AN EXPLOSIVE EARTHQUAKE?"

"NO!"

"DID A DINOSAUR COME HERE?"(?)

SMACK

"OUW!"

"THEY'RE EXTINCT, IDIOT!"

"BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIT MEH WITH THAT!"

"I SHOULD, ACTUALLY."

"JUST SHUTTAP AND LET'S GO FIND OUT WHATEVER'S HAPPENING!"

"IF YOU SAY SO, ETHE-CHAN!"

"I SAID SHUTTAP!"

And they ran~


~At Beldra's Office~

Beldra sat on the ground in fear at the three people who suddenly appeared out of nowhere, weapons in two of them's hands. "W-Who're you?! GUARDS!"

"There's no point in calling for them anymore." Yue said in an emotionless manner, causing the Velder leader to flinch. Hiroto pulled one of the guards' they just killed into the office, as if to prove their point. "See now?"

"W-What do you want from me?" Beldra asked. "If it's money you want, I'll give you!" Edd crossed his arms. "This is getting annoying... Can't we just finish him off?" Beldra became alarmed at that. However, instead of cowering in fear like they thought he would do, he grinned in an evil way instead.

"Oh, so that's what it is... Ah, yes, indeed. The world is tied with the chains of hatred after all." he said. The three just eyed him sharply. The Velder leader closed his eyes with a smirk. "You're getting revenge by killing me because of what I did to your older brother, aren't you? Go on."

Yue got her short sword and pointed it at his neck. "Drop the act. I know that you're lying." Beldra raised an eyebrow. "You're not the one who killed Yao, so stop trying to change his place." She glared. Beldra shrugged. "Eh, at least I tried."

Hiroto remembered something and asked, "Where's Harmony?" Beldra just stared at him. "Who?" "Harmony. Our friend's searching for her. So could you please kindly tell us where she is?" Yue smiled an evil smile as she said that. He just evil smiled back in reply. "Why, I don't know~ Perhaps she's already... dead?" "You..."

SLASH

Beldra's head fell onto the floor right after Hiroto slashed him. Sadly, the blood splattered on Edd's face since he was near the victim. "EWWW!" he yelled, wiping it away with a nearby tissue.(?) The blood started to cover the office floors, causing them to jump out of the office like a ninja before it stained their shoes.

"We shouldn't waste our time on him. Let's go." Hiroto said. "YOU SHOULD WARN ME NEXT TIME RIGHT BEFORE YOU CUT SOMEONE'S HEAD OFF, 'KAY?!" Edd shouted in annoyance.

A gasp came from nearby, causing them to ready their weapons to kill whoever became the witness. "WHO IN THE WORLD ARE YOU GUYS?!"

SMACK

"OUW!"

"SHUTTAP! YOU'RE HURTING MY EARS!"

"HEY, THIS PLACE STINKS!"

"... LIKE BLOOD."

Lazuli turned their heads and saw Beldra's beheaded form.

"AAAHHH! THERE'S A CORPSE!"

"WHO KILLED HIM?!"

"Beldra-san..." Sana sobbed.

"WAIT." Lorelei turned towards the trio. "DID YOU GUYS SEE THE CULPRIT?" The three of them blinked.

DOUBLE SMACK!

"ARE YOU AN IDIOT?! IT'S OBVIOUSLY THEM, BAKA!"

"OUWIEE! WAIT, IT'S THEM?! SOMEONE CALL THE HOSPITAL!"(?)

"AYE!"

TRIPLE SMACK

"OUW" "OUW!"

"ARE YOU GUYS STUPID?! HE'S ALREADY DEAD!"

"NOT FOR HIM, BUT THEM!"

"... AS IF THAT'S GONNA WORK!"

The three of them sweatdropped at their shouts and yells of random stuff.

"OI! WE'RE STILL HERE, Y'KNOW?!" Edd yelled due to annoyance.

Hiroto sweatdropped. "Are they always like this?" Yue sighed. "Seems so."

"WAIT... I THINK I'VE HEARD YOUR VOICE BEFORE..." Aria pointed at the white-haired girl before gasping. "Y-YOU'RE THE ONE WITH OUR TRUE FANS AND STALKERS!"(?)

She sweatdropped. "True fans and stalkers?"

"AAAAHHH! GUYS! THEY'RE ANOTHER WAVE OF PEOPLE FROM THOSE STALKERS OF OURS!"

"ARE YOU SERIOUS?! JUST HOW PERSISTENT ARE THEY?!"

"THIS IS THE POWER OF THE STALKERS!"

"AAAAARRRGGGHHHH! QUIT IT WITH THE STALKER THINGGG!" Edd yelled again. "... In any case, they saw us. We should kill them as well..." Hiroto said, grabbing his sword. Yue headpalmed. "Just not here..." She teleported them outside.

"Finally, it's been a while since I've fought someone!" Edd said, smirking. "You guys should get away first!" His two friends nodded before going faar away from him.

"What're they doing?" Craig raised an eyebrow. "Enhance!" Edd exclaimed, raising his hand.

"W-Wait, what's going on here?!" Lin shouted as her dagger suddenly flew away from her and went right at Edd.

"Hoeee?" Aria's dual blades flew at him as well, but disappeared on the way.

"..." Asashin could only stare in disbelief as his rifle is taken away from him and flew like what happened with the others.

"..." Ozul stayed motionless as the sword in his hand got the same fate as the others.

"... Could someone tell me what's going on here?" Ethereal asked no one in particular as her trident and knife flew away.

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Selena started crying as her sword flew away. She sobbed in a corner.

Sana, Mikey, and Craig could only stare in confusion and awe(?) since nothing happened to their weapons.

Other objects also got stuck onto Edd's hands, covering his gauntlet with metallic objects. He grinned. "Done!"

The two finally came back to their spot before, their weapons still with them. "Leave this to me, you two!" ... They went back again.

"THAT'S UNFAIR, BUDDY!" Lorelei yelled, pointing at him. "Shut up, can't ya?!" Edd yelled back, shooting a bullet at her with Asashin's rifle, which she dodged.

"... My rifle..." Asashin sulked in a corner.

"My trident and knife..." Ethereal sulked as well.

"My dagger..." Lin sulked.

"My sword..." Selena sobbed.

The others all sweatdropped.

"Pitiful." Craig commented, sighing.

"YA THIEF!" Lorelei flared. "GET HIM, OZZY!"

The doll twitched before a flash happened and out came a human form of 'Ozzy'.

"Don't call me that!" Ozul flicked Lorelei's forehead. "Ouw!"

Everyone froze. "What?" Lorelei asked, Ozul having a poker-face since he already expected this kind of reaction.

"THE PLUSHIE TURNED INTO A PERSON?!"

"HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!"

"LORELEI, YOU BROKE THE LAWS OF THE WORLD AGAIN!"(?) Well, not this reaction...

"SHUTTAP ALL OF YOU!"

Yue just sat down and drank tea. "I've seen too much randomness to be surprised with this."

"Okay... Let's stop all the shouting... How could we beat them without our weapons?" Ethereal asked.

"Ride: Prism Gun!" A giant robot appeared from thin air before Edd hopped onto it. Its two arms looking like machine guns.

"... Or that..." Ethereal sweatdropped. "IS THAT GUNDAM?!" SLAPPED "OUW!"

The robot started shooting bullets from its hands like the true machine guns they are. "AAAAHHHH!"

Ozul sighed. "Barrier." A barrier appeared and protected them from the never ending bullets. "Ride: Prism Blade!"

The robot disappeared before it appeared right behind them at the speed of light. "It's quick!" Mikey exclaimed.

"Blizzard Shower!" Ice fell from the sky and froze the robot right before it could reach them. "Water Mirror!" A mirror appeared beside Mikey before turning into the robot and Edd. (?)

"WHAT IN THE WORLD?! YOU THIEF!" "YOU'RE THE THIEF, THIEF!" Lazuli yelled.

Meanwhile, Yue and Hiroto just watched the fight as they drank some tea. (?)

"... How long is this going to take..?" Hiroto asked. "He only told us to 'leave this to him', so I don't really know..." she replied.

An extremely fierce battle happened between the copy, the real one, and Mikey. Sana could only sweatdrop at the sight.

A bullet from the real one's machine guns hit the copy before it finally disappeared.

Mikey stared at Edd. "Water Mirror!" A bullet shot him before he could summon the mirror. "QUIT IT!"

"Ouuwww..." "Healing Ray!" A ray of light hit Mikey's injured hand, healing him.

"Good job, Mikey-san." Ozul said, appearing behind the giant robot. "Chain Trap." Chains started to appear from the ground, trapping the robot and its owner in place. "Shoot!" Edd exclaimed.

"Xenon: Infiltration." Craig's flying cube turned into a huge needle right before it stabs the robot, destroying it to Edd's dismay. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"It ended faster than I thought." Yue commented as she stood up, followed by Hiroto. "... Disperse!" The members of Lazuli got their weapons back.

"Phew..." Asashin sighed in relief.

Lin didn't say anything and put her dagger back to its place.

"My sworrddd!" Selena cried in happiness, holding her sword in her hand.

"Good thing I didn't lose these." Ethereal commented.

Ozul's sword flew to Lorelei instead of its true owner, causing her to blink.

The two rebels blinked as well.

"I'M OUTTA HERE!" Edd yelled, disappearing along with his robot.

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Yue twitched, an anime-vein appearing on her head. "Did he really just leave us like that...?" "... It seems so."

"What's wrong with that kid?" Lin commented, sweatdropping. "He probably couldn't fight without his robot." Craig said, crossing his arms behind his head.

"... Whatever then. Let's just get this over with." They both unsheathed their weapons, followed by the Lazuli members.

Yue threw a kunai at Lin, who deflected it with her dagger. "Oh, you wanna fight? Bring it on!" Lin dashed towards her, doing a few punches and kicks which she dodged skillfully every time. "Basilisk's Eyes!" A basilisk appeared, opening its mouth to shoot something, but Yue's kunai beat it first, hitting it directly at its head. The basilisk groaned in pain, sparks of electricity appearing from the kunai.

"Naga! That's enough, disappear!" Lin exclaimed, followed by the disappearance of the basilisk.

Suddenly, Hiroto appeared behind her. "Seal of Magic..." A red aura surrounds him before it moved to his gunblades. Right when he was just about to attack her with it, another gunblade stops him. His eyes immediately went towards Mikey, who just smirked. However, Hiroto ruthlessly slashed the copy of himself in an instant before disappearing again.

"I don't know about them, but you probably should start being serious, guys." Ethereal said, eyeing them all. "Aw..." Lorelei, Aria, and Selena pouted.

"Fineee... Ozzy!"

Ozul twitched. "I said stop calling me that!"

A fog appears out of the blue, hiding Yue from view. (3: Hey! That rhymes! :D #slapped XwX)

"Soaring Flame!" Flames suddenly appear near Aria and starts to move towards the fog. There was no reaction... "Aww... Ten seconds already passed..." Aria pouted.

Ethereal snapped. "I SAID BE-"

STAB

A kunai hit Ethereal's hand, causing blood to drip from it, and to stop Ethereal's movements. "W-W-Wh-Wha...?"

POOF

Ethereal disappeared.

"ETHE-CHAN?!" Lorelei gasped in shock. "I'm right here." Ethereal, or more like... hundreds of her are there. "WHAT THE?!"

More kunais got flung towards her, following with more POOFs from the fake ones that got hit. After all the Ethereals disappeared, the real one hopped down from a tree.

"Killer." A red aura appeared from the fog, followed with three gunshots that unfortunately hit poor Sana. "O-Ouwie!" All of a sudden, Hiroto appears in front of her and slashed her before disappearing again.

"H-Healing Melody..." Sana starts playing her violin, healing her wounds and her friends.

Behind the fog, the two rebels started talking.

"I knew it, they were never serious all this time." Yue said. "And for some reason, we're not allowed to kill 'her'." Hiroto twitched.

"... We're pretty much outnumbered. Especially with Edd leaving and all." Yue muttered something that sounded suspiciously like mecha kitties, causing the other rebel member to sweatdrop.

"Well then, it seems that we have no choice but to leave. It's going to take too long to defeat them all especially when they have... three healers, while we currently have none." "I understand." "But first, I'm going to test something." "...?"

Back to Lazuli~

"They're not doing anything anymore." Mikey said, yawning.

"Maybe they already left?" Sana suggested. "Probably."

"BUT WE HAVEN'T ASKED WHY THEY'RE KILLING PEOPLE!" Lorelei cried.

Suddenly... the voices of VERY TERRIFYING AND VERY FAMILIAR things are heard...

"Miaaawww~~~"

"Miawww~"

"Meowww~"

"Miaaw Miawww~"

"Meeeowwwww~"

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"HEEEEELLLPPPPPPPP!"


3: Chapter 11 is done~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I'm sorry if it's not funny... Because it's more concentrated on the fights, soo... QwQ

And finally the rebels noticed that they keep sending too little people to fight Lazuli... owo'

Spoiler! Chapter 12... The leader of the rebels will be revealed... *^*

Thanks for reading~