I have a nemisis. Yes, you heard that right. Someone I loathe with my entire being, someone I want to rip into tiny little pieces. Of course, Madara totally encourages this (Violent little chibi...), and offered to help me do so. But unlike him, I control myself. I guess that's what being a ninja does to you.

It's Labor Day weekend, so once Madara started talking to me again, we decided to take a walk and maybe burn something. After awhile, it got boring, so we went ot the bus stop. We were going to take the bus to Wal Mart because we needed something yummy to eat.

Walking by the bus stop, I froze. Waiting for the city transportation was my eternal object of hate. For security reasons, we shall call him Kyle. Madara froze too, because on his shoulder, was Deidara. His 'senpai'. My face burned, a sign I was going to kick his lowly butt, but as I got near, Madara pulled on my hair.

"Stop. I realize this... is him, but you can't kill him. Look who's on his shoulder." He pointed to Deidei kun.

"Can't we just take him off him THEN I can kill him?"

"No. There's some stupid adoption rule provided by the Den that Chibi owners and Chibis themselves can't attack each other." ... WHAT? I know why he adopted Deidara now! So I couldn't kill him, and so he could try to look better than me! I'm not bragging when I say I've always been better than him. At everything. School, relationships, connections to 'certain people', I even have more luck than this kid! And he KNEW one day I would crack and hurt him, so he adopted a Chibi to prevent that... So if I attacked him, Madara would be taken away, and he would win. No one gets victory over me, not under circumstances like this. But, he did.

Striding to the bus stop, I looked as little as possible in Kyle's direction. We didn't talk, but Madara and Deidara diecided to, for the sake of boredom.

"It's been awhile, hnn." You could see a little sweat drop, it was super cute.

"Yes, it has senpai."

"Is your owner mea-" Then he was cut off by Kyle covering his mouth and walking onto the bus, which we followed suite. The whole ride after that was strained, not just by me and Kyle's loathing of each other, but by the fact Deidara looked like he wanted to cry the entire time. Madara knows Deidara better than almost anyone, so he looked concerned at his senpai's behavior.

"Something seems wrong. Did you notice how Kyle cut him off as he was about to say 'mean'?" Madara whispered so only I could hear.

"Yeah. I'm worried." Looking over at Deidara, we both noticed he looked kind of sick. You shouldn't take your chibi out when they're sick, everyone knows temperature affects them easily. As the bus ride progressed, Madara and I developed a plan to get him and Deidara alone so he could find out what was going on.

"WAL MART" The bus speaker phone said. We got off, and I got a cart. Madara said the rule was that owners and chibi's couldn't fight, but what if he merely kidnapped him? That's not hurting anyone. And so, I got away as quick as I could and Madara used his ninja prowess to kidnap Deidara and find out what's wrong.

"HEY! DEIDEARA! WHAERE ARE YOU?" Kyle was freaking out. He turned to me.

"Have you seen Deidara?"

"No, Madara's gone too!" I hate to admit it, but I can be an excellent liar/actress. I broke out in fake tears and ran away, not before secretly listening to what Kyle said under his breath.

"Deidara is going to pay later..." That sentence was intertwined with a deep seated anger. Knowing Kyle for the pathetic idiot he was, I wondered if he might be HURTING Deidara... I finished shopping for food, and went to the place in the gardening section where me and Madara were to get back together after he was done with Deidara. Instead of just him being there, Deidara was also, IN TEARS. Something was horribly wrong, now I would know what.

"Kyle doesn't take care of Deidara. He hardly feeds him, beats him when he does something 'wrong', and has threatened to kill him." Deidara only nodded to this, he didn't even stop crying. I reached down, picked him up, and hugged him.

"We're going to take you back to the Den, and Kyle will pay for this." I mumured in a soft voice. When you meet someone going through these kind of things, the best thing you can do is comfort them.

"I don't want to go back then, hnn. I want a home, hnn." That was probably his reason for staying with Kyle. Something you have to understand about chibis is that more often than not, they think like children. Also, I think anyone would want a home. I took a second to think, and came up with a solution. We smuggled Deidara out of Wal Mart, and went to the Den, where he told them EVERYTHING.

After some discussion, we came to an agreement. Kyle lost ownership of Deidara, but instead of sending him back to the Den, he was going with Madara and I. Normally two chibi adoptions are not allowed, but since I don't have a criminal record (Yet), and the fact finding a second person who would adopt him is unlikely, he could come with me. Den officials would check in every two months for a year to see if I was able to handle this, and at the end Deidara would stay for good.

"Thanks, hnn."

"You're welcome. But, you're going to have to pick up some slack every once in awhile so my Mum doesn't get too angry."

"Alright, hnn."

"Senpaaaaii... Hi. :D"

"DAMMIT TOBI, HNN!"

(Ending note: Madara agreed not to go Tobi-mode on Deidara, so that was over in like, a half an hour. Also, all three of us kicked Kyle's lowly abusive ass... I wonder if Deidara moving in will affect Madara's supposed crush on me... Hmm... Oh well. We'll find out eventually.)