Well in our last episode…Well, honestly I have something to say…the producers…ARE GIVING ME A RAISE! WOOHOO! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S MY LUCKY DAY, HAHA! I'M GOING FROM 2 DOLLARS AN HOUR TO 200 DOLLARS AN HOUR! YES! YES! I'LL BE RICH IN NO TIME! I'LL FINALLY MOVE OUT OF THAT DUMP MY MOM CALLS A HOME! I'M FREE-MICHAEL! MICHAEL, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO!? And did you just call my house a dump!? You got your first dollar in that house so you'd better not act all spoiled for long! Sorry mommy. Anyways- NARRATOR! Where's the 200 dollar check I gave you? Oh, well hi, Mr. Producer, sir. Right here in my hands. Good. Now give it here! I don't give raises to unappreciative brats like you. Here you go Ms. Narrator.Yes! I'm rich! Haha! Now I can finally move to the Bahamas like I wanted! Mommy, I've only got 30 seconds for my recap left! Fine! Then make it quick so you can get your stuff out my house! Okay, mommy. Well LastepisodeIchigobeatHassadiandshowedeveryonethathewasn'taloserandimpressedeveryone. But theFirstHeavenlyKingoftheShiashinEmpirewaslookingoverthegroupto-Time's up! Start the episode! But- One Dollar an hour! Oh Poopy!

Episode 10: Ice Cream, Ice Cream, cherry on top! Well not really, but you get the point.


"GUYS! YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN ICHIGO!" Bobobo screamed, busting into the door. "That's 500." Pokomi said with a sad yet confused face, having a small purple calculator in her hand. "He was all like BOOM BOOM BOOM," Bobobo yelled, using a giant cannon to blow up the large lamp and couch.

"150, 625…" Pokomi went on with the number. "And Hassadi was like Ha, you wont defeat me, then Ichigo BLEW him away with a lightning bolt!" Bobobo screamed out, hitting the lighting fixture and hitting the fridge with a bolt of lightning like Hades. "Hmph. 1250, 890, and most of that stuffs about 2000. Okay, count the counter, the carpet…" Pokomi said as well, then calculated all that as well as mumbling some more. "What are you doing?" Beauty wondered, looking down at Pokomi's calculator. "…Wow! That's a lot of place values!" Beauty yelled in shock. "AND IT WAS SO AWESOME-" "Bobobo, I don't think you really care, but you might want to around episode 13 because you owe us 397, 435, 678,923,876,400,239,156,500 dollars and 82 cents." Pokomi said to Bobobo, whose mouth just sat on the ground is surprise. "HOW DO YOU EVEN SAY THAT!?" Bobobo cried out. "It's easy! 397 sextillion, 435 quintillion, 678 quadrillion, 923 trillion, 876 billion, 400 million, 239 hundred thousand, 156 thousand, 500! See! Now if I can do it, why can't you?" Ichigo wondered, with everybody looking at him in a crazy way. "Brainiacs." Bobobo said to the two girls. "Well, you guys have some expensive stuff so I needed to point that out!" Ichigo said. "I know, right!" Pokomi giggled. "How'd you afford all of it?" Beauty wondered. "Well, recently, our poor daddy died. So he gave us all his money in his will!" Pokomi smiled. "How rich could a drunk midget be?" Bobobo wondered. "Oh, after you beat him, he went on to Hollywood and on a bunch of Oscars and Emmys! I mean he got BIG money and he even met Barack Obama! Obama! Can you believe it!? But then he got a liver disease and alcohol poisoning and that was it." Pokomi explained, making her friends sit in awe.

"So wait! How can all that be worth so much?" Ichigo wondered. "Oh, it's not. He just shot a hole in my room full of expensive clothes and my personal items!" Pokomi pointed up, as a nasty hole was in her pink room. "Oh…Oopsies." Bobobo said like a five year old child. "WHAT'S ALL THIS NOISE! DIDN'T I TELL YOU GUYS BEFORE!? I'M GETTING MY BEAUTY REST!" Don Patch screamed out, as his make up was as raggedy as the Joker's in the Dark Knight, and the rollers in his wig was just tangled and nappy.

"EW! Who's that!?" Ichigo wondered, hiding like a chibi behind little Pokomi, who was about a foot shorter. "That's the same sun shaped Don Patch you met before. He's Patches right now." Beauty said in a bored, annoyed tone as she walked over and punted Don Patch in the head. "OW! BEAUTY DON'T BE JEALOUS!" Patches screamed out.

"Jealous of what!? A DRAG QUEEN WITH BAD TASTES!?" Beauty screamed out, with fire around her entire body and an evil, devilish expression on her face. "Is she always like this? Cuz she scares me." Ichigo wondered, as this time they all hid behind what was left of the couch. "NO! BEAUTY YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY HARM MY GODFATHER!" Hatenko cried, barreling down the steps to tackle Beauty and keep her away from Don Patch, or Pharaoh Patch as he was dressed in that way. "All hail Pharaoh Patch!" Hatenko cried out in a random crowd of people in an Egyptian scene. "Hey! How come you're the pharaoh!?" Bobobo cried out, now a sphinx.

"QUIT LION or BIRD or WHATEVER YOU ARE!" Pharaoh Patch exclaimed, shooting lasers from his eyes to silence Bobobo. "They are weird." Ichigo said, looking so clueless. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?" Namero came crashing down with his hair tangled and a half tired, half angry look on his face. "They woke me up!" Don Patch yelled, looking triumphant and mighty on top of a hill. "I got beat…" Bobobo said, bloodied as he waved a white flag in defeat.

"Well I can see that. And since when did you get random?" Namero asked Hatenko, who was randomly making a sandcastle in sudden broad daylight.

"Huh? Who me?" Hatenko asked, now hiding in the castle. "I'm confused." Ichigo said, as his head was spinning in circles. "It'll be like that for a while." Pokomi said, making Ichigo fall in disbelief. "Oh! Namero-kun, this is Ichigo! He's our new friend!" Pokomi smiled, holding Ichigo by the hand. There was a short silence.

"…And I should care, why?" Namero wondered in a rude way. "Hey! You don't have to be all rude about it." Ichigo said, defending Pokomi, whom Namero was talking to like she was stupid. "Excuse me, was I talking to you?" Namero said, again being rude. "Namero, you always cause problems! Why are you even here if you want to start stuff?" Bobobo wondered, as he and Don Patch were on top of a wedding cake. "I'm here cuz the producers paid me to, so shut up!" Namero yelled at Bobobo, then just walking away into the darkness.

"Wait, now there's a darkness? I thought this was a home not the twilight zone. Where are dark portals coming from?" Ichigo wondered suddenly. "See how random this show can be." Pokomi told Ichigo.

"Hey, let's get outta this place while the construction workers come. Who wants iScream!?" Bobobo asked. "It's ice CREAM Bobobo." Beauty corrected him. "No, it's iSCREAM, Beauty. Listen." Bobobo said, with a dirty looking iPod in his hand that had a ghost face coming from the screen. "AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Beauty screamed. "See! iScream!" Bobobo smiled in the TV set, making an infomercial, however it was also in the TV of someone unknown to our heroes. "Hm, Ichigo's your name? You've got some talent, boy. Kari!" a woman's voice sinisterly talked as a girl came behind her. She had short blonde pigtails, blueish-green eyes and was wearing an outfit similar to the hair hunter's, but with roses on it and a skirt made of metal. "Yes, ma'me." She said in a witch-like voice. "I want you to bring this one to me. This boy called Ichigo." The woman told the girl named Kari. "Yes, Mistress Erin. I'll do whatever it takes." Kari bowed before the woman. "And I'm sending you to another unit. You've been slacking lately so I thought you'd be much use to him." Erin giggled a bit, with her face still hidden in the darkness.

"What? But, Mistress, I-I've been working with you since I was a child! How can you-" "Do you want to end up like all the others?" Erin asked Kari, who looked frightened.

"N-No ma'me." "Then I suggest you report to your new leader, Jui, before I just change my mind about letting you live." Erin said, as her hand was seen, with a necklace accessorized with a purple, glowing jewel wrapped around her index finger. "Jui? The First Shaishin Heavenly King? Why am I being brought down a step for my work?" Kari wondered.

"Well, because you're a-" Erin's hand began to glow as the jewel was melting in the bracelet and a purplish aura arose as she shot an attack at Kari's chest, instantly killing her. "Failure." Erin said as she blew her hands, which had smoke coming from them. "Hm. I actually think I can find a new assistant, or maybe even…a King." Erin said as she zoomed in on footage of Ichigo's battle. "Jui just better get his job done." Erin said, as the scene faded. Well back with our heroes, tension was rising. "Give it back! Bobobo that's not fair!" Don Patch cried, trying to jump up and retrieve his diary from the much taller Bobobo.

"My sweetest rose, milky but sweet. Just like eggnog on Christmas morning, your birthday but you're stilling snoring." Bobobo read, beginning to tear up and cry.

"AW! THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL!" Bobobo cried, with the apartment being flooded by his tears.

"Gimme!" Don Patch began to put Bobobo in a full nelson, but Bobobo superplexed him off the top rope of a random wrestling ring. "1-2-3! RING THE BELL!" Pokomi counted as she refereed the match, with Bobobo's arm being raised in victory. However, as Bobobo celebrated his victory, a giant crash came through the wall! "Don Patch! Just because you lost doesn't mean you have to knock the wall in!" Beauty yelled, though unbeknownst to herself and her friends, that wasn't Don Patch, who was actually lying in a puddle of blood unconscious. "Don Patch? I'm far beyond anything of his caliber." A boy said, with hazel eyes glowing in the smoke.

"I'm Jui, the First of the four Shaishin Heavenly Kings, and might I say you ARE a BEAUTIFUL young lady." A boy, maybe in his mid-teens, but standing around Pokomi's height with short, rugged blue hair and wearing a black coat wrapped all around him with black leather boots said. "Oh, well thank you, but sorry you're not my-" Pokomi blushed a little, thinking he was talking to her until he came up and kissed Beauty's hand. "Huh? Hey! Why aren't you paying attention to me!?" Pokomi yelled, getting a little jealous. "Um, I'm flattered but…" "Great! So will you come and be my queen!?" Jui asked, on his knees and smiling.

"Queen? What!?" Beauty was very confused.

"What's the Shaishin Heavenly King?" Ichigo wondered. Jui looked annoyed. "How dare you?" Jui said as fire began to burn in the background.

"Dare me to what?" Ichigo wondered as his friends all slapped their faces and sweatdropped. "How dare you ask me who I am!? The Shaishin Heavenly Kings are the guardians of the Shaishin Empire's Supreme Bases!" Jui explained, though startling Bobobo and the others with the mention of Supreme bases. "What are the Supreme Bases? Aren't their enough bases between Z and A-Block plus you guys to guard the empire?" Beauty wondered, wanting to know more about what might be ahead for her friends.

"The Shou Base, the Satsu base and most importantly the deadliest of them all…the Kagai base. We defend Tsuru Tsurulina the 6th from all who oppose the hair hunters so she doesn't even have to lift a finger. If anyone with an aura that could level up to our skills challenges any of us, then you may actually be worth seeing Tsuru Tsurulina the 6th in combat. However, that doesn't matter, because the three Deadly Sins will dispose of you easily, even you…Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo." Jui said, going from angry and chibi faced to serious and evil.

"OMGness! We've got more hair hunters to battle that'll completely destroy my new look! Call me when you leave!" Patches cried, having a new pop-rock princess look with a huge, freaky wig on.

"So these Hair Hunters and Deadly Sin guys are supposed to scare us? I think Bobobo-san can defeat them no sweat!" Ichigo said, thinking that the main plot (if there were one) of this show was an easy task. "Gosh! You ARE new! Let me explain." Pokomi said, turning into a school teacher with the ABCs on the board as Bobobo, Don Patch, and Ichigo were little kids (Well atleast Ichigo was, Bobobo and Don Patch were just BIG kids).

"Okay, class. Now we're going to learn about the Hair Hunt Empire. Ready?" Pokomi asked, smiling happily as she always does. "Yes ma'me!" Bobobo and Don Patch smiled and popped up out their chairs, though Bobobo's butt was stuck to his. Suddenly, a musical tune was in the background. "Oh no." Beauty said, knowing what was coming up.

"Oh no, what?" Ichigo asked, oblivious to it all. "There gonna sing. I hope these work." Beauty said, butting huge, puffy ear plugs in her ears.

"THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S Z and the Y and the X and V and the What and the U and the-" "T for TARANTULA!" Bobobo screamed, with a giant spider coming from his nose, however that terrified himself as well! "AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF ME!" Bobobo cried out as Pokomi hid under her desk in fear.

"Anyways THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S S-" "For SOFTON! SOFTON! SOFTON! SOFTON!" Bobobo and Don Patch cheered in a parade as they held an ice cream swirl shaped float. "Did somebody call me!?" it was Softon, who jumped out the float and just began singing along. "There's the R and the Queen and the P and the O and the N and the M and the-"

"L for Lovey Dubby Beauty!" Don Patch kissed the camera in a spikey white wig, Pokomi's older brother's trademark hairstyle.

"Don Patch!" Beauty screamed, with her face turning as pink as her hair.

"Well you must be REALLY embarrassed! But we're not that far yet so let's keep going!" Bobobo sang out.

"Then there's the-Wait, wait! CUT THE MUSIC!" Pokomi stopped all of a sudden and looked straight at Softon with her piercing blue eyes. "…What…?" Softon was wondering why everyone was staring at him.

"Where have YOU been?" Pokomi yelled in a snobbish tone with her hands on her hips and rolling her neck as she said it. "Well I went to get groceries and then I forgot that we were gonna meet the new villain today." Softon explained. "…Whatever Swirly Head." Pokomi said, now annoyed and done joking around. "…You done?" Jui asked, just sitting there eating a bowl of ice cream, and then Softon noticed that part of his head was gone! "NO WAY! HOW COULD THIS BE!?" Softon wondered, on his knees.

How could he just sneak up on me like that? Can he teleport or something? Is that his shinken style? I can't be eaten by a low life scum like this! Softon panicked a bit. "SOFTON! Calm down! Just fight him already so we can get to the bottom of this Deadly Sins nonsense and defeat the other Heavenly Kings!" Beauty exclaimed, since Bobobo was paying no mind.

"Fine then! Babylon Shinken!" Softon exclaimed, but Jui was gone. "Wha!?" all the sane (or semi-sane) characters gasped in disbelief. "Haha. Couldn't catch me, huh?" Jui said with an evil laugh, with Beauty in his arms too!

"No way! Beauty!" Bobobo cried, now back into the scene from whatever he was doing.

"Well if you want this Beauty back, then try and find me. See ya, losers!" Jui saluted, as he and Beauty faded. "Bobobo! Help!" Beauty cried in the fading distance. "We've gotta get Beauty back! But how!?" Bobobo cried. "I'll track him down. No one takes my baby sister and gets away with it." Softon said in a serious tone, ready to fight.

"Great! Now let's go save Beauty, guys!" Bobobo yelled, as they all, well Bobobo, Ichigo, Pokomi, and Softon ran off, while Hatenko and Ichigo played a card game!

"Got any 4s?" Hatenko asked. "Go Fish." Namero replied, not even noticing that the action left the building.


Will Bobobo and his friends rescues beauty? What will Softon do when he finds Jui? And what about this Erin woman? What does she see in Ichigo? Well let's find all that out in the next episode of Randori Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo!