It was a beautiful summer day on Spooner Street, and the most comical man in Quahog Peter was relaxing with his friends around the street to watch the beauties of the road...
"Ah, the wonder of nature, I almost miss having to be witho..." but he stopped when he saw his daughter and her husband put in the trunk of his red car some objects and then he asked to his friends
"Hey, what are they doing, where do they want to go?"
"I think they want to go to the beach, look, they're taking an umbrella and a basket" answered Cleveland, the black mustachioed friend
Suddenly Lois arrived in front of the couple with towels and she put them in the trunk
"Be careful guys, don't do like the other times, I recommend" she recommended them
"Don't worry, we'll be very careful" Salvatore replied, while holding Meg by the hand
After preparing everything, the two entered the car and put on their belts and they were now ready to go to the beach
"So sweetey, this will be a kind of second honeymoon, so we'll be just you, me, and our future baby"
"Of course, our first honeymoon was not so beautiful after all..." and she made the flashback appear
*flashback*
They had go to an amusement park the next day after the wedding, and they were traveling in a wagon in the love tunnel and they were about to kiss, but after the wagon from the tunnel came out, the surprise wanted her to not to kiss Salvatore, but his father Peter's ass
She screamed in terror and dived from the boat while Peter laughed out loud, but where was Salvatore?
*end flashback*
The brown-haired woman girl started driving and drove the car to the destination of their choice, but Peter was too curious
"Guys, in my opinion, those two want to spend time without troublemakers" said Joe, the disabled man
"You don't go to the beach without the beach Joe, and I'm the beach" Peter replied, putting his hands on his hips but his friend number three, Quagmire, told him
"You're not a beach Peter, and then I think you should leave them alone at least once in your life"
After those words, Peter entered in a strange case of panic
"And if they didn't have fun, and if they went to look for a killer to kill us and the history of the beach was just a story invented to divert everythin'?"
"What the hell are you talking about Peter?" Joe was baffled, but the obese man turned and said determined to do it
"I go!" after saying it, he ran off leaving, them alone and confused
"Peter!"
"He'll never change, when he does so he looks like the ogre Shrek in a science laboratory"
*start scene*
It started with the famous green ogre who was confused and disoriented in a strange laboratory, and there was no trace of his wife and his friends, but when he accidentally drank a green potion thinking it was rot rat juice he turned into Peter who exclaimed
"Ogre crap!"
*end scene*
Meanwhile, at the Quahog park, Brian the dog and Stewie the baby were also relaxing on that hot day, but it was not really a relaxation...
"Oh my god, so hot!"
The little friend said, fanning himself with a hand
"You're right Brian, with this heat we can even run the risk of evaporating like that Kool-Aid guy"
*flashback*
In the city court, everyone was dying from the heat and they were waving at each other with pieces of wall and the black judge said to them sad and thirsty
"Gentlemen, unfortunately the water is over, and we'll have to arrange with this sour lemonade" he pointed it, but four people exclaimed two famous words
"Oh no!"
"Oh no!"
"Oh no!"
"Oh no!"
The Kool-Aid guy suddenly crashed through the wall, but he couldn't answer because he fell into pieces because he was dry of his juice
*end flashback*
Brian meanwhile saw someone he knew prowling around, and immediately told it to his friend shook him
"Oh look Stewie, is that Jillian there, my ex?"
"Yes Brian, she gained weight for all this time, I see" but Stewie looked at the wrong woman, looked a lot like her, but she was obese and with wrinkles
The dog shuddered and told Stewie, pointing at the right one
"Not that one Stewie, she's there!"
The blonde woman with the blue top she meant she was strangely alone, so Brian thought of something with an idea in mind
Maybe if I do my part... but Stewie while he look him staring at her, he shout interrupting him
"Brian, are not you thinking of getting her back?"
He, back to real life, replied
"No, don't worry, I just want..." and he got up from the bench and joined her leaving the little friend irritated
"Here I knew it, every time he always ends like this"
The dog, chased by the baby genius, he came from the girl from the big curves, which was meanwhile drink an apple juice with a straw quench her thirst for the heat
"Hey, how long" Brian said making her turn suddenly
"Wow hi Brian, how long, what a coincidence meeting you here" she was amazed and hugged him
"Yeah, are you all right?" he asked, wagging his tail
"Well, no..." suddenly she lowered his head after saying it, and Brian immediately asked her worried
"Why not, what happened?"
She answered with a direct
"Nothing"
"C'mon, we're friends, tell me about it, you will not be...?"
The ex dog thought the worst, but the woman immediately told him changing the subject
"No Brian, you feel this hot weather?" but looking at the serious dog's face, Jillian laughed nervously and said everything
"Alright, it's the anniversary since Derek went to the angels and even my new boyfriend has..." she began to cry out for the desperation and the dog immediately apologized
"Sorry, sorry, let's not think about it anymore, or we'll end up with someone I know"
"Y-You're right"
She wiped away her tears, and while than the baby, who had stayed there to pulling his animal friend's tail, she continued
"It was nice to meet you again Brian, but now I have to go" but while she was leaving Brian took her hand and said quickly
"Wait, if you want, tomorrow we'll meet again, what do you sa..." but a guy with piercings and a brown mohawk approached them menacingly
"Hi beauty, what's wrong with you?" he asked rudely to her
"Hi root man, nothin' interesting then" and she left the dog's hand and ran away, but the guy with the mohawk hair chased her leaving Brian suspicious
"What he doing, hey, don't chase her!" but they were too far away, and Brian said worriedly
"Damn, I have to help her"
Stewie, however, finally said some words
"No, now let's go home, or otherwise Lois would worry so much if we didn't return, like that time when that fatso was hidden in the closet and she was worried about nothing
*flashback*
It was a long time since Peter was nowhere to be found, and Lois, worried, searched in every room and even called the police, but he was hidden in Chris's closet
The man seemed alone, but something like a monkey moved and pointed to him very seriously, then Peter said
"But you don't you moved out creepy monkey?"
The evil monkey finished pointing him and spoke to him calmly
"I know, but don't tell it to Chris, I had problems where I was..."
*end flashback*
"Maybe you're right, I hope nothing happen' to her" but far from there, the guy and the woman were make out against a wall
Meanwhile, Peter Griffin, to chase the two lovebirds, he had to overthink, so he ran for a long time, took a break at a bar farting a bit, then he took a tractor but it broke immediately for his weight
"Crap, come on, I have to do it!"
Then he drove a racing car, but almost there he hurl too much and he fell into the sea. All this happened without Meg and Salvatore noticed anything
The two lovebirds finally arrived at their destination, and immediately they put on the costume and went to place the umbrella in the sand
Meanwhile, the people on there moved away from them, as if they were plagues, and Peter, after returning to the mainland, he hid in an umbrella of a girl nearby
"Strange, why do people avoid us?" asked Salvatore confused
"I don't know, maybe because of this killer lizard right here... KILLER LIZARD?!"
Fastly, Meg took it and threw it on the umbrella where Peter was and it went inside the umbrella and from there it heard screams and cries
"Crap, fuck, crapacrap!"
After all this he finally emerged from the umbrella with scratches and bites everywhere
"Oh my god, so close, luckily it was just a lizard"
"Oh really?" said a very masculine alligator who walked on two legs and appeared out of nowhere and the man ran away screaming
After a little relaxation, Meg and Salvatore dived and had fun at the sea and for Peter was the perfect time for a good joke as he knew
"Oh yes, now we have fun, hehe" and he dive too with a shark fin over his head going stealthily over the two, but a guy made of wood thought he was a real shark and hit him with a spear and said
"Yum, shark meat for dinner!"
Meanwhile, in the Griffin house, Brian was watching TV a program called "Jennifer Aniston on a collision course" and showed her throw herself against the couples, but what he saw made him shock more than the program itself, he saw Jillian and that guy together hand in the hand
Aniston threw herself upon them, and the guy protected Jillian and said
"Mike doesn't make hit the girls from other girls, Mike hit the girls that hit other girls" and he took Jennifer by the hair and threw her on the camera breaking it
"Ouch!"
"Oh my god, is that with her now?!" he exclaimed upset and ran up indignantly, meanwhile, Peter's wife wondered why he had not returned yet
"Where the hell he go, at this time he should be around to eat the same stuff, weird"
*flashback*
Peter here was eating a burger with fries and sausages and he said
"Tasty, but it would be something else..." and he took a mouse from a cage and put it inside it and he ate it all in one bite and said
"A sandwich, very mousy" and then it hear two drum sounds and a plate.
*end flashback*
At the beach, Peter continued to secretly make fun of his daughter and her husband, but that day was not his good day, he also tried to dig holes in the sand to make fall on them, but they made hurt the alligator that was making friends with the killer lizard
"Hell, better than I run" but Peter after said it he fell into the hole and the alligator went up and threw the lizard in and it hears excruciating and harassing screams
An hour later, the albino-fur dog came out of the house but his friend Stewie stopped him earlier than expected
"Where do you think you're going? Lois is about to play the piano after a long time, you'll see, you'll die of laughter!"
"No, I have to talk for a moment with Jillian, you know, I'm worried about that guy, he's got on my nerves"
Stewie then decided to do something...
"Then let's go together, even to me that guy doesn't convince me, he looks like a mindless punk without balls, I should call it punkalls!" and they go out of home ready for the next mission; find the guy and Jillian
The two walked all over the city, until, after an unexpected event with Cleveland in the middle, they found the blonde woman on a car along with that, but she was not at all happy as it thought
"Let me go bastard pervert, I thought you loved me!"
She tried to open the doors of the car but they were locked
"Oh yes, I love you, babe, but as a slut, now kiss me love" and he tried it, but she upset she kicked him very powerful, even some on the low parts, which made him change his voice
"Aaaah! Onetwothree, I'm enraged, now" but he saw a child and a two-legged dog approach and he exploded from anger
"Oh no, all we need are those two kids, now we have fun babe!" and put his foot on the accelerator but Jillian tried to stop him but she was put to sleep immediately with the chloroform
"Jillian, no!" shouted Brian when he saw her unconscious moving away into Mike's car
The two chased the car but suddenly it disappears in a beam of light leaving flame traces of tires
"This can't get any worse..." but after the dog's words, Stewie said
"Wait until you see the next scene Brian" and they were ready for the change of scene by looking at the center.
At the end of the day, while Stewie and Brian were looking everywhere for where that guy had brought Jillian, the two lovebirds had a great day on the beach without much thought, and they were ready to go back home.
Peter, however, had not yet made a good joke, and he didn't want to give up, so he prepared himself behind a bush on the beach waiting for Meg had approached him and he would have put out his deadly weapon against boredom, the fart smeller, one of his classic sketches.
"Hehehe, this will never fail, it will be so much fun"
*start scene*
Here we saw scenes from previous and unpublished seasons of the fart in the Meg's face with the commentary of the creator as background
"Hehe, this was the first time, you know I had eaten heavy, oh, and this, yes, this was very funny, oh, and this one, I didn't remember, maybe I had to go to the bathroom that time..."
*end scene*
"It was a beautiful day, isn't it?" Salvatore asked happily for his beloved
"Yeah love, it was a beautiful day, so without problems, except that lizard and that guy who called me a fat ugly skank"
"That I kindly clarified him that..."
*flashback*
In the middle of the beach there was Salvatore who was holding a boy with the big nose by the shirt threatening him with his fist and shouting
"How dare you to offend my sweetey, you idiot, you know she's pregnant?!" and he gave him a well done fist on his face making him fall fainted on the ground slowly with a spot-on music in the background
*end flashback*
"Rude but effective, now let's go back to the others, they'll be worried" and she walked over to the bush but Salvatore felt a sickening smell and saw a strange pink and flaccid mass near there and he shouted, stopping her just in time
"Sweetey, stop, better for you if you stay here"
The boyfriend approached furtively and asked directly to the bush
"Mr. Griffin, is that you?!"
The man didn't move and said nothing, but Salvatore moved the bush and he covered himself and screaming girlishly
"DAD?" cried his daughter, bewildered by him
"What are you doing here, uh?" asked angry Salvatore at him, crossing his arms
"Well..." and he tried to escape, farting, but he couldn't, and he exclaimed
"Crap!"
"How dare you do such a thing?"
"Well, um, 'cause I'm her father...?!" he tried to defend himself stupidly but he made only angered Salvatore
"You know you don't have to treat her anymore like a drunken' garbage can!"
"Hey, I have at least class and beauty!" suddenly shouted the bin nearby that had strangely spoken
"Hey man, I can do this and more, because I'm an american adult and then..." but Salvatore didn't really agree and interrupted him badly
"Oh of course, you haven't thought about how you feel constantly being humiliated and being bullied by friends and family, that's why she even tried to commit suicide many times"
"Salvatore, what?" shouted the shocked eyeglassed girl
"Sure, it's not perfect, nobody's perfect, neither I, but now that she has something to live for, you want to start treating her badly again? What an asshole father you are!"
Peter, feeling indignant and furious, shouted at him
"Hey, how dare you judge me, mustachioed loser!"
"He talked the drunk obese retard!" he answered, approaching him as a sign of challenge, while Meg watched her husband and father immobilized, who continued to give insults and shouts each other
In the end, tired by this, she shouted at them
"Stop it!"
"Okay, crap"
The two, after her speech, they did not look at each other until they return home with the car, that they was brought in by Meg.
Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie had given up on the search and were returning home, and Brian, disappointed and worried, asked
"Oh god, we've lost her, and now?"
"You can always call the police" answered the tired child
"It would not help..."
They entered the house and they saw confused Salvatore and Peter turned one on the right and the other on the left of the sofa at home and Meg looked at them sad, then Brian approached and asked curiously from that situation
"Hey, how was the beach trip between you two?"
"Disgusting!" Salvatore said, still irritated
"Really, what's... " but Stewie blocked him pulling his tail as strong as he could and said
"Brian, what have I told you not to get involved in these things, they are useless like them, so go away!"
"But Stewie..."
The situation calmed with Lois' arrival who said bringing some snacks to everyone
"Here you go some... Peter, where were you all this time?" she asked, but Salvatore answered to Peter's place; he had never done it...
"You know what your fat husband was doing? He was following us like a stalker and he wanted to do the lame bully as before!"
"What did you say?!" the angry man stood up immediately for the affront
"I said, you're following us like a stalker and you wanted to do the lame bully as before!"
"How dare you talk to me like that?"
"Salvatore, please stop" but Meg spoke in vain because the Italian after said
"I dare, and the best part is, and that not only you do almost nothing at home, except your usual everyday nonsense, such as making unfunny jokes to us!"
*flashback*
The great Peter was talking to his son Chris in the kitchen about a funny thing while Salvatore and Meg were making out on the couch
Shortly after Peter, aware of the thing, he took an object and a sling and told Chris to do the same and to call the others, and moments later there were all Griffins possible to target them with a sling
"Fire!" said the boss of the family and he threw a narcotizing arrow with his slingshot and hit his daughter astounding her husband
"Sweetey...? Grrr, who f**k do this?!" but he was hit by a brick thrown by Chris and he also fainted comically
*end flashback*
"But you ruins our existence with your stupid, nonsense alchoolic jokes from every possible location!"
*flashback*
Peter and his daughter's husband were driving to go somewhere when the man said, breaking the ice
"Y'know Salvatore, you are an average, Italian, you get it?" but he didn't react as Peter wanted and he opened the door and threw himself out
*end flashback*
"Oh... " Lois was stunned by the boy's words, which continued to scold his wife's father
"So Peter, you should think about taking care of your daughter now that she is about to become a mother rather than doing these ignoble things!"
"Yeah, but you don't have the right to talk to me and order what you want, she's still my daughter, even if she doesn't seem it, asshole!"
Salvatore irritated as he never be approached him threateningly to shout him
"You're an asshole, idiot and selfish, who do you think you are, Nicholas Cage?!"
*start scene*
Cage, dressed like a dictator, he whipped many famous actors like an Egyptian scene and made them go to an isolation prison and made them sing without stops just to say
"You don't say?"
*end scene*
"Calm down you two, oh god, but what happens to you?"
Brian tried to calm them down but the boy unfortunately made Peter's camel back.
"You know what you are now? You're a heartless and braindead fat moron with no future whatsoever, you make me sick!" but a second later to the word, Peter gave him a powerful fist, throwing him on a wall, shocking everyone
He, outraged, got up and went to him, causing an unprecedented family fight
"Oh my god, stop it!" shouted Lois bewildered with her hands on her face
"How nice, so they'll kill each other, who knows who will win..." Stewie said happy while eating popcorn probably taken from the tray of his mother, meanwhile Chris, who was upstairs, heard those noises and ran down
"Wow, that's great, fight, fight!" he said urging them, but his mother Lois stopped him by pushing him
Meanwhile, Meg felt bad looking at them and, after thinking for a long time, she shouted so loudly that the windows of the house almost not broken
"STOP!"
The two, full of bruises, stopped and saw her crying, so Salvatore, thinking that it was Peter's fault, he shout still furious pointing at her
"Bravo, you made cry my sweetey, now you will be happy selfish ass man!"
But Peter defended himself from him raising his fist
"Grrr, look that the blame is y..." but the eyeglassed daughter shouted at him unexpectedly, blocking him
"Shut up dad!"
The girl, now tired, began to raise the voice to the litigants
"Now I've had enough, it must have been an unforgettable day, but you ruined it!" feeling her, the two lowered their heads while Brian approached the Italian and Lois to her husband
"Dad, you should treat me with a little respect now, I'm not the same as before, and Salvatore, you should not get mad so exaggerated, I was so used to it"
Her husband, wiping his bloody face, said sadly
"B-But sweetey..."
"Now make peace now!"
Peter and Salvatore, looking at her eyes, at the end they shook hands as a sign of truce, but the man with the white shirt then whispered to the boy intimidating him
"I only do it because I was getting bored, but after, get ready for the Round Two boy"
Calm down the situation and medicated the injured men, Brian and Stewie saw Meg hugging her husband and her father tenderly and Lois who punished Chris for incite them, but the dog had a thought about something...
"How is she now, I hope that bastard not have do..." but suddenly he saw her looking out the window of his house and ran four happier than ever
"Oh Jillian, thanks to God that I don't believe, you're safe!"
"Yes Brian. I was able to call the police and they helped me escape to that sexy maniac" she replied with her usual tone, embarrassing the canine ex
"There's no chance we'll get back together right?" he asked, scratching the back of his head
"No, but we'll still be friends, come here puppy"
Jillian let Brian out of the house and caressed his belly and she made himself cuddled like a real dog
"But now I don't know anymore where is my house"
The confused blonde scratched her head, looking around, but a voice soon replied
"I can help you, babe!" talking was the great chin Quagmire who was nearby
"Thank you, gentleman, but maybe we already met somewhere, right?"
"Not exactly"
"Ah, you know, I have this feeling"
Quagmire then told him seductively, holding his hand in her shoulder
"Come on, I'll help you find your home, but first, how about drinking something at my house?" and he took her to his house ready for who knows what leaving Brian strangely irritated.

END