Threesomes were usually fun, at least from Mynxie's experience. If its two guys, it's double stuffing, spit roasting, or some form of combination. Meanwhile if there was a girl, it usually meant eating some pussy or sucking on tits; give or take it was a fair shake. So that would mean two elf girls and a lost human hiker they rescued should be loads of fun, right?

Well turns out that having a bitch brings the whole thing down, really. Say what you will about the Slut of the North Pole, but she was more than willing to share when in the mood. But of course as soon as she stumbled back into the cave, she finds that blonde-headed bimbo going to town on the human's dick…that was HER plan, damnit! All because the dark-headed elf wanted to do the right thing and radio for Patrol Bears to pick up the outsider.

Why SHE had to go along with Mynxie to visit the Snow Queen for an explanation for her little 'prank' was beyond either of them. Not that they'd been given a chance to contest it; you don't turn down the Boss's orders. So now not only was she forced to risk her life with the one elf that she couldn't pretend to stand, but the bitch went and STOLE her idea!

Was it the torpedo tits? Her massive cocksucking lips? The long legs or the two giant pillows she called an ass? Whatever the reason that bitch had managed to get all the attention to herself. And judging from the moans and the way Vivian was squirming like a ragdoll, it was a LOT of attention. Whatever. She'd take some lip service as payment.

As she scaled the giant's bearded face, Mynxie pulled down her pants and exposed her neatly trimmed pussy. Even half-delirious, the human realized what was in front of him and dived in; spearing her cunt with his massive tongue.

Having a tongue that was wider than the average elf's dick caused Mynxie to purr in delight. She generally didn't opt to receive cunnilingus (why waste time when there was usually a cock instead?), but hey; any port in a storm. Even if the big lug was clearly out of it, he knew how to munch carpet in his metaphorical sleep.

The infamous elf would've been placated to just ride out an orgasm or two on the human's massive tongue, even if she was resenting her temporary partner's actions. The blonde always denied her promiscuity (even if the stunt at the work shop was FAR from the first time Mynxie had caught her), but hey; a dick's a dick, especially one that's comparably the size of your arm. But then Vivian had to go and ruin it by rearing up to capture the dark-tressed elf's lips.

What. The. HELL?!


"So what was that about?" Mynxie asked as the duo trudged through the blizzard. It had been an uncomfortable day, and the silence had eventually gotten too overbearing for her tastes. She didn't exactly specify her question, but Vivian answered all the same.

"Does it matter? Just for fucking once, I beat the Slut at her own game; No tricks required." The blonde spat as she pulled her hat down further over her ears. They'd only need a little more time to reach the cave up ahead, and it wasn't until they were inside that Mynxie pressed for more information

"And that matters…why?" she asked as she set down their lantern. Thanks to the way the mouth was shaped, they didn't have to worry about the storm following them inside and could focus on setting up camp.

"You really don't remember, do you?" Vivian gawked at Mynxie's nonchalant shrug and raised eyebrow. "Why you fucking little-".

The growl from further inside the cave drew their attention…