Title: All Because of a Stupid Bear
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Crossover: Batman & Yu-Gi-Oh!
Characters: Gurimo (Yu-Gi-Oh!), Bane (Batman)
Summary: There were times, rare times, that Gurimo questioned Master Dartz and now was one of those times.
Word Count: 370
Author's Note: When will Gurimo learn? Apparently never, but that isn't surprising. Can't teach an old dog to learn new tricks, eh?
The title for this chapter is likely to change sometime in the future because I couldn't come up with anything better.
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Batman and Yu-Gi-Oh! do not belong to me; I'm merely borrowing certain characters for this crack!fic, that is all.
11: All Because of a Stupid Bear
He should have known.
No, really. He should have known better because since when did anything ever go his way? He may have learned to do a very thorough background check on his targets, but never has he been able to come close to capturing their souls. Instead, he's only ended up being captured by them – the nut jobs – and what makes it all worse is that he's then saved by a nut job dressed as a bat not long after. And he always finds himself asking why it had to be him, not that stupid teen that goes by the name of Valon, who has to suffer.
Speaking of, it was that brat's fault to begin with. He was the reason why Gurimo was off on this assignment and the man couldn't understand why.
He's always been a loyal follower of Master Dartz and made sure not to draw unwanted attention when out capturing souls.
So why did he have to suffer?
Gurimo's groan, from both the headache and the terrible achy pain coursing throughout his body, is muffed due to the body-cast he's wearing.
It should be the damned brat that's in this body-cast! Not him!
Another groan sounds from him and he wishes that he hadn't even tried to steal the one called Bane's soul. Or approached him differently than from how he did. If he knew just how damn precious that stupid teddy bear was to him then he would have left it alone; although, at the time, it did seem like a good plan. Who would go that far to protect a stupid stuffed animal from being burned?
Maybe he should have just skipped him or simply walked up to him and challenged him to a duel and leave the toy out of it.
But it didn't matter now.
All Gurimo could really focus on was the searing pain travelling throughout his body and pray that it would be a very, very, very fast recovery.
And so, Bane would not be offered to the great Leviathan.
Besides, the man would more than likely find a way to burst free in order to get his teddy bear anyway. So all in all, it really was better this way.
