Title: How to woo a chick again
Rating: Hmmm… I have no idea…
Pairing: Lita/Trish… Ashley/Maria
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters; never have; never will… This is all merely fictional and I'm not insinuating anything about the sexualities of anyone involved in this story… tis fiction… with that being said… on with the story… or with the summary…
Summary: Sequel to "how to woo a chick 101"… Trish messes up her relationship with Amy real bad… and wants to fix it… Can Ashley and Maria help her re-woo her chick? Femslash… if you don't like femslash… I wouldn't read this if I were you
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Amy sipped her beer lightly.
"I love her… I really do… but I don't think I can give her what she deserves in life… and I think she realized that when she ran" Amy said, brining the beer bottle to her lips once again.
"Do you hear what you're saying Amy? It sounds like nonsense to me…" Maria said. Amy chuckled. Maria was the queen of speaking nonsense so if she said that she was talking nonsense then it must have been true.
"You know…. You're not as bad as I thought you were" Amy admitted out loud. She had been talking to Maria about her Trish situation for almost two hours now and Maria was surprisingly making her feel better… plus she was a good listener. Maria was actually someone Amy could see herself being really good friends with.
Maria laughed.
"Say what you really mean" She challenged.
Amy chuckled, bringing the beer bottle to her lips and taking a swig.
"Alright… you're not as stupid as I thought you were" She said smiling.
The bartender, a man who seemed to be in his late 20's with spiked blonde hair, placed another apple juice in front of Maria.
Amy laughed.
"Are you seriously going to drink apple juice for the whole night?" Amy asked, noting that Maria hadn't ordered even one alcoholic beverage for the whole night.
Maria scrunched up her nose in thought making Amy laugh. She could tell why Ashley was attracted to Maria… she really was cute… kind of like watching a puppy dog.
"Ermmmm" Maria thought about it. She really didn't drink alcohol much but one couldn't hurt… could it?
Maria ordered a drink with way more sugar than alcohol which didn't surprise Amy one bit.
After about 7 drinks later… Amy couldn't tell whether Maria was tipsy, drunk or just hyper or maybe even a combination of the three. As entertaining as Maria was right then… Amy knew she'd better get her home before Ashley worried herself to death.
"Alright… enough for you" Amy said as Maria downed yet another one of those fruity kinda alcoholic drinks.
Amy got the bartender's attention and called for the check.
"Woah…" Amy said, catching Maria as she almost fell off of the barstool she was sitting on. Maria giggled.
The bartender put down the check, nodded his head toward Maria and winked at Amy. Amy automatically knew what he was thinking.
"It's not like that…" She said, putting down her cash on the counter.
"Mhmm…" The bartender said clearly not believing her.
"Seriously… she's my friend's girlfriend…" Amy assured him. Seriously, why would he even assume that she had gotten Maria drunk just to fuck her? Amy definitely wasn't that kind of woman.
The bartender gave her another 'I don't believe you' kind of look.
Amy just rolled her eyes and ignored him.
"Come on… up" Amy said, helping Maria to her feet. Maria stumbled, falling into Amy's arms.
"Ashley is gonna kill me" Amy muttered to herself under her breath.
There was no way she could let Maria drive home like that.
"Come on…" Amy said, helping Maria walk. "Do you remember the name of the hotel you're staying at? She asked, deciding that she'd better take Maria back to her hotel.
Maria giggled, shaking her head, no.
"Alright…." Amy said, trying to think of something else. She could always call Ashley… nope… that wasn't an option… A.) Ashley would kill her and B.) There was a high probability that Ashley was with Trish.
"Ermmm… do you have a key to your hotel room?" Amy asked, knowing that the hotel name would be on the key.
Maria nodded. They finally got to Amy's car.
"Where's your key?" Amy asked, realizing that Maria had no bag with her.
Maria shrugged.
Amy shook her head and sighed leaning Maria against her car so she didn't have to support her weight.
Amy felt Maria's pockets trying to find the key.
Maria giggled.
"You have a girlfriend missy!" Maria slurred. "I think... don't you?" She added.
Amy thought about it. She and sober Maria had had a long conversation and had come to the conclusion that she really didn't think she could live without Trish any longer… so… she did still have a girlfriend… didn't she? At least she hoped she did.
The bartender came out of the bar to have a cigarette and from where he was, it looked like Amy was feeling Maria up.
"Ahem!" He cleared his throat as he got up close to Amy and Maria. He gave Amy another wink.
"It's not what it looks like!" She yelled after him. She really didn't like that guy.
Amy finally found the key in Maria's back pocket and sure enough the hotel name was on it and even better… Amy knew where it was.
Amy finally got to the hotel after withstanding Maria's seemingly constant chatting mostly about Ashley. She was sure that was an effect of all the sugar she had taken in.
"Do you remember where your room is?" Amy asked, enunciating her words slowly.
Maria nodded.
"Okay… do you remember my name?" Amy asked.
Maria giggled.
"Duh!" She said.
Amy rolled her eyes.
"Alright…" Amy said watching Maria stumble out of her car. Part of her wished that she had asked Maria if she remembered her own name.
Maria walked up to her hotel room door, surprisingly making it in one piece. She knocked forgetting that she had a key. Ashley opened the door and before she could say a word, Maria stumbled into her arms, attaching her lips to the older girl's neck. She kissed her way down her girlfriend's neck, lightly sucking on selective spots.
Ashley moaned softly wondering what had gotten into her girlfriend.
Maria kissed her way back up her girlfriend's neck and then her jaw and finally her lips, kissing her softly at first.
Ashley soon broke the kiss, figuring out exactly what had gotten into her girlfriend.
"Ria… Have you been drinking?" Ashley asked, tasting the faint flavour of alcohol on her girlfriend's lips.
Maria chuckled.
"No silly!" She said defensively. Ashley knew that definitely meant yes.
Maria stumbled, trying to make it to the bed before she fell. Ashley helped her onto the bed, wondering what the hell she and Amy had been doing.
Ashley went over to the blinds to close them so Maria could get some sleep but as she looked out, she noticed that her car wasn't in the spot where it usually was.
"Ria… where's my car?" Ashley asked but received no answer. She turned around and realized that Maria was fast asleep. She shook her head, gently putting a blanket over her sleeping girlfriend.
TBC… so… where is Ashley's car? Lol, read and review please :-D
