HI everyone. This author's note is very important.
Okay, Does ANYBODY know where I can watch the third episode of the 1995 TV show "Chiller"?
The third episode is called "Here comes the mirror man" and it stars John simm.
PLEASE PLEASE give me a link if you know where I could watch that.
Thank you.
[EDIT]: LOL REPEAT AUTHORS NOTE.
But seriously you guys,
do you know anything aboot Chiller?
like...at all?
Doctor sighed. They had been there for 18,000 hours now and none of them had caught a single zarking sea slug! He decided to tell Master that it was time to go home. He stood up.
"Mas-" The boat tipped over. They both fell in.
After being plunged ass first into the water, Doctor felt something attach itself to his ass. It was probably just a leech. Or a Silurian. (Did you know that Silurians can attach themselves to peoples asses and then suck their blood like leeches? I didn't know that. Did you? I was surprised. were you surprised? I was surprised.)
Doctor stuck his head out of the water. He saw that Master had already orientated himself. Doctor frowned. Master looked pissed. The reader gave me a soda. Root beet.
"HEY. THANKS FOR TIPPING OVER THE BOAT ASSHOLE." Master spat. Doctor wiped the saliva out of his eye and sighed.
"We weren't catching anything anyways. Let's go ho-"
"I WANNA SLUG. I LIKE SLUGS" Master bellowed, interrupting the Doctor and spitting all over his face. It was quite the scene.
Doctor hurpled and looked at the camera.
"It's just one of those days" He announced to the audience. Master tensed up. For some reason. Look, the point is that he's angry.
Shut up.
Anyways, Master glared at Doctor.
"Who are you talking to?" Master inquired. Doctor glumped and shrugged.
"Nobody"
Master was not convinced but he let it slide for now.
"Whatever. Well, I wanna keep fishing until I catch a sea slug." He said, whilst placing his hands on his hips. This made his look gay. But that's alright, because he's the Master.
"Fine. Gimme a second." Doctor said and he dived underwater.
Master crossed his arms. LIKE A MAN.
Master stroked his hair.
"THIS IS A HAIR CUT BUILT FOR ACTION" he announced to anyone who would listen.
Poop ensued. Lol jk nobody pooped.
except for you.
Doctor popped back up the surface with an armful of sea slugs to be eaten.
"here ya go." doctor said.
"AWESOME."
They took them home and ate every one of them.
HURM.
Well that's that until next tiem!
You should reveiw. If you don't I'll murder your first born son. TRU FACTS BRO.
