Ed, Edd, Eed, n Eddy's Halloween Special Part 2
Hey everyone! It's been a long time since I've updated this story hasn't it? Well, I haven't had the time to update or even check my mail, being that we moved a while back and my laptop is broken. Luckily, if everything goes right, I should have my laptop working again, and my school lets me use the computers on a normal basis, so that's an added bonus. Well, last time we left off, Eed had just gone insane from a sugar craving and had ran off…
"Eed! Eed!! Here boy!" Tyrone called with his hands cupped to his mouth. He couldn't help but feel guilty. It was him and Eddy that made Eed go berserk. Not only that, but he was aware of the fact that Eed couldn't have sugar. The only reason he even wanted to go trick or treating was to hang out with his friends.
"Hey guys! I found him!" Ed called breaking him from his thoughts. Everyone turned and looked at Ed in anticipation.
"Way to go Ed!" Kate said with a smile.
"Well, where is he?" Eddy asked skeptically. He knew very well how Ed was prone to confuse a shovel with a tractor.
Ed grinned widely as he pulled a rabid dog from behind his back. The dog was foaming at the mouth and looking at them all like they were a fresh meal.
"Ed you moron!! That's not Eed!" Eddy said jumping into Yoko's arms when the dog started barking.
"I know! I have an idea!" He said tapping the side of his head only to the sound of a hollow coconut. "The doggie can help us find Eed"
"Ed. You are my friend. I like you very much. But you are stupid in a level that no human being can ever reach" Kate said with a sigh.
"Well, I think Ed may be onto something" Double D perked up. "The one thing Ed's looking for is MORE candy. No doubt he's made a trail of some kind that can lead us to him"
"Yeah, but where do we start? We don't even remember where he ran off to!"
"Hey guys" Ed said looking away from the group.
"Shut up Ed!" Everyone said.
Ed then grabbed Double D's head and turned it over forcefully so he could see what he was looking at. Only a block away a trail of candy rappers, broken trees, and streetlights went on.
"How did we NOT notice that!!?" Eddy yelled angrily.
Meanwhile…
Eed grunted and muttered nonsensical babble as he roamed the streets in search of sweets. On his path of sugar induced path of destruction, he had accidentally wandered into a trailer park…
Back to the others…
"Hey Eddy" Kate said tapping him on the shoulder as they followed the trail.
"Yeah?"
"I'm I pretty?"
Eddy swallowed as he kept walking. "Yeah sure…"
"That's not an answer. I'm I pretty or not?"
Eddy looked and whistled innocently hoping that Kate would let it go, but she wouldn't.
"D-do you think I'm ugly?"
"N-no! I didn't say that!"
"I'm not good enough to be ugly Eddy?! Is that what you're saying?!" She asked as tears filled in her eyes. Yoko smiled as she watched them. She loved when Kate did this to boys.
"I wasn't saying that! You're plenty ugly!"
"W-what!? Eddy, you're so hurtful!!" She said breaking down and crying. Eddy looked around and saw that the others stopped to look at them. He swallowed his pride as he looked down at Kate. There was only one way out of this.
"I think you're pretty" He grumbled.
"W-what?"
"I THINK YOU'RE PRETTY!" He shouted angrily.
Kate smirked and turned to Tyrone. "Ha! I told you I could get him to say it! Pay up!" Tyrone grumbled as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a dollar.
"Rats…that was the last of my allowance…"
"Are you quite done?" Double D said impatiently. HE sighed as he continued to follow the trail. The more they walked the more destruction they saw. He was surprised when he actually saw the end up ahead. "Hm, the trail seems to end…" Double D turned pale as the realization hit him like a ton of bricks. "T-t-t-t-the trailer park…."
The color from Ed drained from him making him look half drawn. "Mushy, gooey, evil, KANKERS!" He said shivering in fear. "I knew him well…" Eddy said biting into his fist nervously. Only Kate, Tyrone and Yoko remained unfazed.
"What's a kanker?" Tyrone asked scratching his head in confusion.
"The Kanker sisters are the meanest, rudest, most toughest, evil girls in the cul-de-sac! They have a crush on us too!" Eddy said shivering at the thought of receiving a kiss from Lee Kanker.
"No problem. We'll just sneak in, find Eed and come back out" Kate said with shrug.
"It's not that simple Kate. The Kankers are ruthless and we often get 'ahem' severely injured or maimed when approaching their territory..."
"So, you guys won't go in there for anything?" Yoko said with a disappointed frown.
"No Kanker kisses for Ed!!" Ed cried diving behind Eddy who was behind Double D.
Yoko sighed as she flared her hair back. "That's too bad… I was gonna go in there, but I need someone big and strong to be close to me and make me safe…" She said scratching under Eddy's chin. Eddy's smiled as he blush from root to head. "I'm your man!" He said standing straight. "Let's go boys!" He said dragging Ed and Double D forcefully. Kate cracked her knuckles as she walked from the back. Anyone that touches Eddy WILL get hurt. Yoko was kidding but she knew better not to do that again while Kate's around.
Meanwhile…
Eed was truly in the lap of luxury. He chomped away at the most sweet and most tooth rotting sweets that any boy could have wanted. All he had to do was let a bunch of psycho girls take his friends. Small price to pay. Candy was all that mattered right now.
Victoria (I forgot the name of the custom made Kanker) smiled as she sat down next to Eed as he watched Fishbowl 3: The Return of the Revenge on their T.V. Quick little summery. Victoria was had brown hair and wore a purple sweater that was clearly too long for her, and jean shorts. She had come in from Canada when her mother had decided to move back with her sister and get to know her family. Her cousins had given her the job of watching Eed, making sure he doesn't attempt to leave. They needed him to be their so the others would have a reason to stay.
"So…you like the special treatment handsome?" She said leaning close only to have half chewed candy spewed into her face. "Can't talk. Eating" Victoria grumbled as she wiped her face with her hands. How could someone so cute, be so gross?
"You know… I'm single" She said rapping her arm around his shoulder. Out of all the Kankers, she was the most attractive. In a black widow kind of way though. Despite her looks she was just as evil as her cousins. Perhaps even MORE so.
"Don't care. Eating" He said turning the volume up to drown her out.
"Honey…" She said grabbing the remote from him and turning the T.V off. "If were going to be together, you need to learn NEVER to ignore me"
"Shut up. Eating" He said getting up and turning the T.V back on. Victoria felt a vein in her head pulse.
"You know…" She said grabbing the bowl from him. "You DO have to be nice to me. Or no Candy!" She assumed if she threatened to take it away, he'd bend to her will. Boy was SHE wrong.
"RARGH!!" Eed roared grabbing the bowl and slamming her trough the table (offscreen of course). "My candy! MINE!!!!"
"When we get married, I'm putting you on a diet…" She said in a daze.
Meanw—
Lee: Hey! What happened to OUR screen time!?
May: YEAH!
Don't worry. Your part's coming up later on in the story. I just wanted to reintroduce the character I made for a minute.
Lee: All you Fanfic writers and your added characters!! You don't have an original bone in your body!
Marie: Yeah!
Now that's hurtful…
Back to the Gang…
Eddy sweated nervously as he clung to Ed who was clinging to Kate as they walked along. The one thing they had to try to remember is not to get tempted by Yoko. Five seconds into entering the trailer park, she told everyone to split up.
Kate grunted as she stopped in her tracks. All of a sudden she started twitching and sweating.
"What's up with you?" Eddy asked in an irritated tone.
"I have to potty…" She said clinching her stomach.
"Then go" Eddy said only to get slapped in the back of the head by Ed.
"Naughty Eddy!" He said angrily.
Kate looked around still clinching her stomach. Their had to be SOMEPLACE she could go. She smiled as she turned and noticed a sign that read in big red and somewhat misspelled letters, RESTROM DIS WAY. "I'll be riiiight back" She said running off to the direction of the sign, leaving Ed and Eddy alone.
"Well, NOW what do we do?" Eddy asked kicking the dirt.
"Ooh!" Ed said pulling up his shirt and digging in his belly button. He smiled as he pulled out a small T.V.
Eddy perked up instantly. It was one of the rare times that Ed actually came through like this. "Way to go Monobrow!" He said snatching the T.V from him. Over eager, he pressed the button to turn it on and the screen remained blank.
"I love this show!" Ed said putting his face to the T.V.
Eddy growled as he shoved Ed away. "We gotta find a place to plug this thing in!" Eddy looked around and then looked back at Ed. "Move it lumpy!" Ed had landed in a bush of thorns when Eddy shoved him.
"Right behind you Eddy!"
Now lets go to Kate…
Kate sighed as she washed her hands. This was the last time she drunk 23 pints of chocolate milk before trick or treating. She turned to head back when she heard a rustling in the trees. She looked around for a minute and then thought nothing of it.
Just the wind, she thought.
Then the sound got louder. And closer. She whirled around and for a minute she could have sworn she saw a pair of eyes staring at her. Kate swallowed nervously and began walking back to the guys. It's just my imagination… *rustle* just a small animal, maybe a squirrel. *rustle* *crack* Y-yup. Just my imagination. *evil giggle* ohmygodImgonnadie!!
She gasped as she ran to where she left the boys but was shocked to see they weren't there. "Oh no, oh no, oh no…." She said looking back. Nothing was there anymore and the sounds stopped. She blinked in confusion. Was it really her imagination?
"Well, lookie what we have here!" Kate turned around to see a tall girl with red hair that covered her eyes. Kate wasn't worried at first but then the girl gave her the most evil smile she ever saw.
Meanwhile…
Ed and Eddy were trying to plug the T.V Ed brought into a tree, when they heard her scream.
"HELP!!"
As Ed jolted up, his head hit Eddy's nearly knocking him out. "Eddy, that sounds like Kate!"
"Kate can handle it herself Ed" Eddy said shaking the birds flying around his head away.
"HELP! I CAN'T HANDLE IT MYSELF RIGHT NOW!"
"The others will probably help her out"
"EDDY AND ED! HELP!!"
"Uh…it's probably not that bad…"
"IT'S HORRIBLE!! HELP ME!!"
Eddy looked away and whistled innocently, as he ran out of excuses.
"EDDY, IF YOU DON'T COME HELP ME, I'LL TELL EVERYONE WHERE YOU HIDE YOUR MAGAZINES!!"
"We have to help her Ed!" Eddy said snapping to attention.
"Don't worry Kate! Big brother will help you!!" Ed yelled as he ran off.
"Ed! It's this way!" Eddy yelled running after him. For a minute, he stopped to process what Ed said. "Big brother?" he asked in confusion.
What fate has befallen Kate? Will they ever find Eed? And what about Double D and the others? Find out in the next part… or not.
